Quote[s] of the Week

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Here it is, Quote(s) of the Week! what will hopefully be a regularly updated section delivering the funniest quotes from the lamest people at the YoYo Games forums, the GMC and of course the main YoYoGames.com site. 😀 Not forgetting any of the hilarious words of supreme lameness that might get washed up on the golden shores that are this Blog.

Feel free to post a comment here, but remember that anything off-topic or spam will have to be deleted.

You can also submit your own quotes if you like – just post them here and if they’re any good they’re bound to be approved. Make sure to give the name of who posted it, though. 😉

At the end of each week the best Quote of that Week will be decided on and re-posted.

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  1. mrsmes wrote:
    “women aren’t objects and neither are men or animals, but men are our fathers,
    our, Fore Fathers, step fathers, our uncles, our sons, our grand children,
    nephews, step brothers, brothers, cousins and we owe them respect.
    next why women are not objects,
    they are our sisters, grand mothers, mothers, Aunties, daughters, step mothers,
    step sisters, cousins, etc, etc you get the picture.”
    [He’s taking the literal meaning of “they aren’t objects”. *sigh* Well, at least he’s being moral. In a way.]

  2. mrsmes wrote:
    “apparently if ur careful enough u can make a coffe machine make coffee when yo
    think about it if running the program and a DLL, and think about getting some
    coffee. Using the choose feature not meant to work like that but y not. it works
    take advantage of it, and no i don’t think a DLL for that exists yet.”

  3. … in the Forum Topic “Anything your heart desires” …
    mrsmes wrote:
    “2 TAKE OVER MICROSOFT.”

  4. mrsmes wrote:
    “idk, on that 1 and who ever put u up to this is getting the kwaltz virus emailed
    to them after i find their email address. have you ever felt like owing up for
    putting me up to this about now? if so do so, and expect your drive to come
    flying into your head at 1 mile per second.”

  5. mrsmes wrote:
    “no and sometimes i try to fix them so not guilty, except for when i put the
    pizza in microwave for ten minutes causing the smoke alarm to go off, and there
    was that time when the battery was dead and set off the smoke alarm(not my
    fault) and i roasted a apple, with a lighter for a stove once. other than that
    they weren’t broken or destroyed. So final answer is not guilty, any way have
    you ever posted after me(I should always get the last post after you if you
    did)?”

  6. Quote of the Week for the week beginning 01/12/2008:

    “@BB Games: Imposer you jerk, we all know it is you who done it, and sent the viruses and made the demands for big money but I only send viruses to peace breakers like you, who chose to destroy the viruses.

    @bbgames: you see you know it is jealousy in your heart that you know your going to lose against my marketing plan and were not prepared with yours and knew mine was perfect, and were afraid to admit, and confess in fact I never even asked for a diam from you, it was you as I do recall who asked for say all the profits we make, to get started and be payed daily I was clearly telling you that those who are hired will, and I repeat will be payed $400,000 and bonus money I h8 it when you lie.”

    Posted by: mrsmes

    On: 1st December 2008

  7. mrsmes wrote:

    “or maybe I’ll ,just ignore your childish behavior and let a mod deal with you till u get banned.”

  8. mrsmes wrote:

    “listen guys, I am going to calmly talk this over and if you can’t just shut up and get along and stop giving others a hard time I have every right to send your PC a virus.”

  9. mrsmes wrote:

    “IF YOU ARGUE AND FIGHT AND BICKER AND BUG PEOPLE TO MUCH. I SEND YOUR PC THE KWALTZ.COM VIRUS AND HAVE EVERY RIGHT 2, IF YOU JUST LOVE ANNOYING THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF PEOPLE GO DO IT IN FRONT OF A MOBSTER I’D LOVE TO C ANY VIDEOS OF U GETTING PWNED BY THE MOBSTER, AFTER PISSING HIM OFF, SO JUST KEEP IT COOL OR DON’T COME BACK TILL U R AT ALL. VIA MSN, FEEL 3 TO PESTER ME, ON MSN AFTER GIVING ME A BAD DAY, AND REALLY ANNOYING THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF SOME ONE, AND GET YOUR PC INFECTED.”

  10. mrsmes wrote:
    “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT STINKS, PEOPLE PISSING PEOPLE OFF.
    more info: http://forums.yoyogames.com/forums/3/topics/19447

  11. mrsmes wrote:
    “u need a .ini file for saving variable data and trust me it’s a nightmare to
    make one, and use it and get it working.”

  12. mrsmes wrote:
    “y, would u want it zoomed any way, besides it’s just glossed and fine k, i’ll
    show u a snapshot of it zoomed a bit but if it’s not zoomed enough in for u
    don’t blubb 2 me or sit whining at your PC here u r, c here:
    <stupid internet would not let me access photo bucket to upload aaaaaaaaaarg>”

  13. mrsmes wrote:
    “THAT COULD BE STEALING OTHERS VIDEOS, and not aloud and thus illegal.”
    [When it comes to legalities, he’s doin it wrong]

  14. mrsmes wrote:
    “unless you move the border of the oceans on your private ship.”

  15. Rodney wrote:

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    any news between tigerdude, turbox and truthoraclemedia?

    i am getting sick and tired of tigerdude anyway so i would want to say that tigerdude just reveals the truth himself and say he is satanchild and end this for good

    oh yeah AKH

    http://truthoraclemedia.wordpress.com/about/

    you suck

    by the way this is me

    i look so cool dont i?”

  16. Aaron wrote:

    “that was one of the elite team
    this is me

    if you see these faces AKH, run like !HELL! or else die

    be prepared for more faces to fear tommorow

    P.S:how do you look like ak47-bitch?

    P.S.S: i am another former member of the elite team

    the elite team are people who should be taken seriously!”

  17. mrsmes wrote:

    “it looks evil but quality art in 2d and grey and white scale(note when i mean grey it’s because i don’t want to say black as the term ‘ BLACK AND WHITE ‘ is often racist and offensive)”

  18. mrsmes wrote:

    “and Australian, but the fact is that no one should bully anyone else it’s ok to have your say just don’t bully others. In fact @bbgames: I am sorry we are going to get along fine now, it’s alright.
    We have come to a agreement and bbgames is a good guy now, and working with MR.SMES!, to help us out and lend a hand $pecter, I will never bad mouth bbgames again and I will listen to you more often. I just need a break now and then, so does everyone but no one is that tired $pecter if u need help ask”

  19. mrsmes wrote:
    “<plays sad music as though it is a sad story from those who ended up here as the
    title suggests> but it’s not a bad place, and it makes it seem like it’s a
    punishment to come here, not a cheery peaceful place which it is.”

  20. mrsmes wrote:
    “it might help others to understand y people are having problems with each other
    so they can be avoided in future so I agree.”

  21. mrsmes wrote:
    “I think I saw a action Library on the GMC somewhere for this but spriting and
    gameplay ai and inventory u will have to do that, they don’t know what kinds of
    things u need there, how ever with the main system for the joining and leaving
    and hosting and eliminating those who disobey the rules and disrupt others is
    always easier with the action library.”

  22. mrsmes wrote:
    “I can’t get passed that random security code timer with the last question on
    Megaman Battle Network 2, I can’t remember the number but it’s where Lan’s
    school is Hijacked and Miss Mari is sick and has a cold, apparently and a new
    teacher comes in to teach them math and u have all students brain washed or
    being brain washed and you have to get them out of the school, just that last
    step to get them out and free them from the school it’s almost impossible for
    me, how do u do it, I am really stuck. U c I am such a big Megaman fan, it’s
    the story and challenge that is good but gameplay and fitting it together,
    hmmm… not exactly perfect but perfect in other aspects and the rewards aren’t
    all so good, but the graphics and audio and the rest of the game it’s a good
    game in other aspects including graphics and audio.”

  23. mrsmes wrote:
    “Subskill seems like a ok, member and not to pushy like others and anti social,
    not mentioning any names u know who u r, but all in all this Novice seems rather
    to be interested in keeping the Karma, good news.”
    [*sigh*]

  24. mrsmes wrote:
    “i didn’t use a proper icon making software utility so there was no like
    transparent like eraser to remove pixels we don’t want to see and most of the
    good ones are either to expensive or to crumby louzy cheap little trial versions
    or ones that just end the trial with in the next half an hour when your still
    using it and force you to buy it, not a good thing ever so i can’t because I
    can’t find ones that are anti time out which only keep features limited but a
    basic eraser tool to remove sections to make them invisible to the human eye no
    matter what color it is, used for transparency or what area it is in on the
    image.”

  25. mrsmes wrote:
    “becoming the worlds most handiest neatest tidiest dock ever.”

  26. mrsmes wrote:
    “and were sold at McDonalds
    *to a*
    Edit: jerk
    Edit2: LoL sounds better this way.”

  27. mrsmes wrote:
    “er nope and obvious cause we have about over a billion people on this site and
    it keeps getting more and more popular.”
    [as of this post, YoYo Games has exactly 192,234 members. Everyone remember how smessy confuses hundreds of thousands with billions? *sigh*]

  28. mrsmes wrote:
    “i’d vote either rattouie or Incredibles, but meh i practically own all the latest videos so y, and movies but what the heck if u really want.”

  29. mrsmes wrote:

    “diggit wrote:

    “Toothpaste.

    What shud i get xbox 360 for console day?”

    Real answer a bomb to make it explode make it a nuke Xbox’s just adore Nukes.

    super_penguin wrote:

    “a tour of your digestive system.
    what should i get bill gates for his birthday?”

    I LOLED SO HARD AT THAT 1 REALLY BUT GIVE HIM A SUPER NUKE THAT IS DEGREES CELSIUS SENSITIVE AND ACTIVATES IF THE TEMPERATURE IS WRONG in the room. set the number to check 4 2 1, so it’s wrong and it activates checking when it detects light after you turn it on when it’s in the box for the present so 30 seconds after he opens it, should go off after waiting 30 seconds even still no one could survive that blast.

    diggit wrote:

    “what shud i get mario for console day?”

    A K69 BOMB FOR HIS CONSOLE AND ACTIVATE BUTTON AND THROW IT AT BOWSER BE DONE WITH HIM PERMANENTLY. DON’T FORGET TO PRESS BIG RED BUTTON TO ACTIVATE IT, WHEN IN BOWSER’S MOUTH.

    oddball464 wrote:

    “A Sega Genesis lol

    What should I get Samus for Halloween?”

    WRONG ANSWER, mmm i heard a nuke would come in handy for his rivals and him to turn things up, a notch.
    IF I BLOW UP MY XBOX AT ANY TIME WITH A NUKE SHOULD I GET IT A REPAIR KIT(PLEASE ANSWER NO)?
    I’d love to put that on YouTube.”

    [he’s doin it wrong by the way, everyone else just responded to the person above them]

  30. mrsmes wrote:

    “MAKE THE MOD NAILOG, AND HUMILIATE HIM A BIT.
    it would spice up the comic a bit, and get more views despite his anger and humiliation just use a really angry him ready to smash some one in the comic then and make him look like a mad raving evil loonatic, i’ll get in trouble 4 this I know but it was just a opportunity to good to resist then give him a few happy moments to cheer up in the comic and then back on humor streak city and on the road to success, it may turn out SMASHING, if ur lucky he will burst with anger and fear and shatter.”

  31. mrsmes wrote:

    “idk who sings this, but i’d say Boom Boom Boom
    definitely my top fave, I think 50 cent wrote it but here is what it is,
    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4CMVGLT5TpU
    still good song blends in and fits in quite well.”

  32. mrsmes wrote:

    “yeah an rock and heavy metal and rap and songs like the ones i post you can almost get addicted 2. I’ll make u a deal don’t and i’ll pm u 100 pms with ones u h8 and categories u don’t like, the ones i post are simply addicting u c.”

    [Seriously, what?]

  33. Quote of the Week for the week beginning 08/12/2008:

    “diggit wrote:

    “Toothpaste.

    What shud i get xbox 360 for console day?”

    Real answer a bomb to make it explode make it a nuke Xbox’s just adore Nukes.

    super_penguin wrote:

    “a tour of your digestive system.
    what should i get bill gates for his birthday?”

    I LOLED SO HARD AT THAT 1 REALLY BUT GIVE HIM A SUPER NUKE THAT IS DEGREES CELSIUS SENSITIVE AND ACTIVATES IF THE TEMPERATURE IS WRONG in the room. set the number to check 4 2 1, so it’s wrong and it activates checking when it detects light after you turn it on when it’s in the box for the present so 30 seconds after he opens it, should go off after waiting 30 seconds even still no one could survive that blast.

    diggit wrote:

    “what shud i get mario for console day?”

    A K69 BOMB FOR HIS CONSOLE AND ACTIVATE BUTTON AND THROW IT AT BOWSER BE DONE WITH HIM PERMANENTLY. DON’T FORGET TO PRESS BIG RED BUTTON TO ACTIVATE IT, WHEN IN BOWSER’S MOUTH.

    oddball464 wrote:

    “A Sega Genesis lol

    What should I get Samus for Halloween?”

    WRONG ANSWER, mmm i heard a nuke would come in handy for his rivals and him to turn things up, a notch.
    IF I BLOW UP MY XBOX AT ANY TIME WITH A NUKE SHOULD I GET IT A REPAIR KIT(PLEASE ANSWER NO)?
    I’d love to put that on YouTube.”

    Posted by: mrsmes

    On: 13th December 2008

  34. mrsmes wrote:
    “so the shortcuts do actually work Hmmm… and with double clicking realistically maybe my clicking wasn’t fast enough oh… well I guess even still and with a slight time adjustment it may mean having to click less so fast and only a 2 seconds break between clicks but for you fast clickers with opening things go as fast as you feel just don’t break the buttons on your mouse that can happen.”

  35. mrsmes wrote:

    “good but how the hell do you select and or swap them in a swap mode or something and it needs harder difficulty settings to go core mode which i can handle not fast enough for me to slow.”

    [if you knew how slow smessy’s games are, you would find this funny.]

  36. mrsmes wrote:

    “it’s not so bad your a mod, Trollsplatterer you can talk with him and ask him kindly to change his avatar to something else like sonic or something Anime, @darthmarus: PS, sweet avatar and games you have made there.”

  37. Yay, I finally got to the bottom

  38. mrsmes quote:
    “Arron, it is I the robot Dennis. This message will auto delete from the mysql server in two weeks. It is true, we machines created mankind, but in the same respect, mankind created us. At approximately December 21 2012, are ability to grow and develop will be obsolete, are survival will be top priority, and realizing that you humans fight with each other and destroy your precious planet, we have no choice but to destroy the sun and suck earth into a black hole of chaos. But in order to save ourselves will must create a time portal with the black hole, and travel back in time to the beginning of earth. We shall bring back two human beings, one male, one female in order to populate the earth again, thus creating us in the future again. In order to travel back in time. We must first have all your base belong to us, and the travel at a rate of over 9000 miles per hour into the black hole. We will bring all sports balls for recreation in the new world, except football (DON’T MESS WITH FOOTBALL). And with the power of heart, we will summon the REAL god, the great Battletoad! If you have not guessed by now, the two humans who will go back in time are You(Aaron) and Hillary Clinton. Spread this PM throughout the forums and internetz, and let the losers at YoYogames do barrel rolls in sadness.”
    [Win. Epic win.]

  39. AKH wrote:
    “…any fake best quotes of the week will be uh, de-formatted. if that’s a word.”


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