I AM CONSPIRACY AND SO CAN YOU

April 12, 2010 at 23:28 | Posted in Everything | 5 Comments

IT’S OFFICIAL PEOPLE. USING A SITE CALLED “BAD TRANSLATOR” WE AT DHF LABORATORIES (AXLE AND I) HAVE COME UP WITH A SOLUTION. OR PROBLEM.

I LOOKED UP THE MEANING OF (Y) AND THEN JESUS. IT GAVE US A WEIRD NUMBER OF SORTS, “() 1.” WHEN COMPLETELY TRANSLATED IT YIELDED A POSITION DESIGNATED D AT COORDINATES (1,2) AND AN UNKNOWN Y LOCATION. THEN, LATER, IT REVEALED TO US A DATE:

Text of the leaked document:

Strategic communications objectives

1) Reinforce the perception that the US is constructively engaged in UN negotiations in an effort to produce a global regime to combat climate change. This includes support for a symmetrical and legally binding treaty.

2) Manage expectations for Cancun – Without owning the message, advance the narrative that while a symmetrical legally binding treaty in Mexico is unlikely, solid progress can be made on the six or so main elements.

3) Create a clear understanding of the CA’s standing and the importance of operationalising ALL elements.

4) Build and maintain outside support for the administration’s commitment to meeting the climate and clean energy challenge despite an increasingly difficult political environment to pass legislation.

5) Deepen support and understanding from the developing world that advanced developing countries must be part of any meaningful solution to climate change including taking responsibilities under a legally binding treaty.

Media outreach

• Continue to conduct interviews with print, TV and radio outlets driving the climate change story.

• Increase use of off-the-record conversations.

• Strengthen presence in international media markets during trips abroad. Focus efforts on radio and television markets.

• Take greater advantage of new media opportunities such as podcasts to advance US position in the field bypassing traditional media outlets.

• Consider a series of policy speeches/public forums during trips abroad to make our case directly to the developing world.

Key outreach efforts

• Comprehensive and early outreach to policy makers, key stakeholders and validators is critical to broadening support for our positions in the coming year.

• Prior to the 9-11 April meeting in Bonn it would be good for Todd to meet with leading NGOs. This should come in the form of 1:1s and small group sessions.

• Larger group sessions, similar to the one held at CAP prior to Copenhagen, will be useful down the line, but more intimate meetings in the spring are essential to building the foundation of support. Or at the very least, disarming some of the harsher critics.

FUCK WRONG PASTE

THE NUMBER WAS 1211

IT MEANS THAT JESUS IS COMING BACK ON 1211 AND ITS SOMEWHERE ON POINT Y AT THE POINT D, (1,2) THE WORLD ENDS IN 2012 ON THE 21ST REPENT BEFORE YOU GET FUCKED UP THE ASS (n)

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  1. I AM CONSPIRACY AND SO CAN YOU

  2. REPENTIFICATION

  3. I’M TELLING YOU, BAD TRANSLATOR HAS THE ANSWER TO LIFE, EVERYTHING, AND THE UNIVERSE.

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    WAIT, THAT’S 42.

  4. DAMNIT ASSLE I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT

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