Grandma’s Cheese Lyrics

December 8, 2009 at 09:40 | Posted in Everything | 9 Comments
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Well I was searching the internet for them last night and I discovered that no one seems to have typed them up yet.

I decided I’ll be the first, the singing is very clear (although being British may help me to understand it) and having them here will be good for the blog.

For those who don’t know, Grandma’s Cheese is the latest animation released by weebls-stuff.com, a rather popular flash site, especially in Britain (the forums just ooooze Britishness :>).

Beware of the flashing lights.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Grandma%27s+Cheese/

I’ve got a cripple cow, it’s easy to milk

I moisturise it’s udders, now they feel like silk

The milk it produces goes into my cheese

it’s not that tasty, but Grandma’s easy to please

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

My cow’s in a wheelchair which has benefits

it gives easy access to her cowwy tits

We no longer let Grandma push the poor cow around

She just steals it’s wheelchair and leaves the cow on the ground

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

“You treat the cow better, than me”, Grandma claims

That’s probably true but the reason is plain

Granny’s own milk turned bitter when she was scared by a fox

Now the cheese is only linked to Gran’s name on the box

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

(Grandma’s …)

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

(Grandma’s …)

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

(Grandma’s …)

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

(Cheese …)

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

MMM, TASTY!

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  1. lol

  2. ditto

  3. I love to suck on them cowwy tits

  4. They’re good.

    l;

  5. i love grammars cheese an no body apart from u has don the lyrics so i am dead plesed thanks

  6. i love Grandmas cheese song!!!-i thought it was:i gotta crimple cow and its easy to milk moisterising sodasrums and feel like silk the milk impoduces goes into my cheese its not that tasty but Grandma is easy to please
    To be continued…!

  7. where you say “you treat that cow better than me” you are incorrect.
    its really “treat that cow better for me”

  8. I disagree. ;< I think my version makes more sense, and I’ve listened again and that’s what I heard.

    “You treat the cow better, than me”, Grandma claims

    That’s probably true but the reason is plain

    vs.

    “You treat the cow better, for me”, Grandma claims

    That’s probably true but the reason is plain

  9. this song is really wierd and i dont get the meaning of it


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