I DONE FOUND A ZEON ANTIVIRUS ON GOOGLE

August 24, 2009 at 05:14 | Posted in Everything | 36 Comments

We interrupt this post for a look at the most important comment ever posted on Yoyogames. MRSMES IS BACK!

On Mrsmes’s yoyogames profile…

Lavawave:

“mrsmes died? he is neither posting here nor on the forums, oh well he decided to go away for good I guess :D”

edoc:

“where did he go?”

mrsmes:

“well actually no i was on a 1 month ban from my internet and my internet usage is restricted to 1 hour a day.”

OMG! Mrsmes was banned from the Internet! Who could have done this? Realistically, I’m betting that he was grounded by his parents or something. But if I’m correct in my unrealistic and Mrsmes like thinking, MICROSOFT FIGURED OUT THAT MRSMES WAS ONTO THEM! THEY BANNED HIM FROM USING THE INTERNET D: Well, now is the time to PM his inbox with questions, if you wanted to before. On a side note, I wonder if he still thinks that me and AKH are the same person? :I

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

It’s a gift from God. It’s the holy grail of antiviruses. It protects YOU from Zeon. I have not tried this antivirus yet, but I have a feeling that it will solve a pesky (plumber) problem that hasn’t been fixed. And that would be Zeon’s very existence.

Click here for the Zeon antivirus.

Side note: For everyone who is too stupid to realize on their own…this isn’t really going to protect you against Zeon. IDK what it even does. SO DON’T DOWNLOAD IT YOU FOOL D:

Now, if that didn’t solve your Zeon virus problem, this easy quick fix guide will have you well on your way to happiness and a new found gratitude toward your Interwebz! Please read only if you 1) Are not Zeon and 2) Don’t take things seriously.

  1. Download, install and update Zeon-Virus Software.
    • There are many ‘no cost’ versions of zeonvirus software available. My personal favorite is ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATOR. You can download ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION here. For instructions on how to install ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION – go here.
  2. Disconnect from any website that Zeon is on.
  3. Open Internet Explorer – clear your cookies and cache, or eat the cookies if you so desire. Note that you may contract Zeon virus from the cookies if you eat them.
    • To delete cookies in IE: Tools >> Internet Options >> on the General tab choose COOKIE ASSPLODE.
    • To eat cookies in IE: Tools >> Internet Options >> on the General tab choose EAT COOKIES.
    • To delete the cache in IE: Tools >> Internet Options >> on the General tab choose…um…delete cache?
  4. Restart the computer in Conure Mode.
    • For instructions on how to start a computer in Conure mode – screw off faggot.
  5. OPTIONAL: If you are using Windows crap98 or Windows crapVista, disable System click click click.
    • Sometimes Zeon can hide in System click click click files in which case turning off off system click click click will kill Zeon. (Warning: If you disable System click click click you will remove all previous Xbox Live points, which means that you will no longer have the option of getting new map packs for Halo 3.)
  6. Run a full dragon scan on the computer. This might take some time depending on how much the dragon has eaten beforehand. Be patient, let the dragon do it’s job. It will eat Zeon when it see’s it.
  7. If you find that the ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION software is having trouble removing Zeon you might need to run AKH and figure out which emotional process is responsible for loading Zeon.
    • For instructions on how to use AKH check on the AKHlog.
    • If you are running Windows crap98 AKH was not included with the operating system. You can download a copy of AKH from this page.
  8. After Zeon has been quarantined or removed, reboot the computer and connect to the Interwebz then run add more crap to my computer microsoft! – select all critical updates.

Also, I have added some tips to make sure you don’t catch the Zeon virus again. Note that you should, again, only read if you 1) Are not Zeon and 2) Don’t take things seriously.

  1. Do not open emails from Zeon. He will either threaten to rape and kill you, ask you where you live, or ask you how to ban you from wordpress.
  2. Stay away from questionable websites such as Zeon’s self made porn website where he extricates his balls.
  3. Be careful when downloading using Zeon (Penis to Penis) file sharing software. Always scan your downloads with ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION before you open them!
  4. Keep Microsoft Windows up-to-date using add more crap to my computer microsoft!.
  5. Keep your anti-zeon software up-to-date and run scans periodically.
  6. Run a software Firefall – you can download a Firefall and you can find out what a Firefall is by searching for Firefall on the AKHlog.
  7. Do not install any software unless the source can be verified. When in doubt search for the software title on Google – you can do that here. That is the feckin’ search engine of Ireland.
  8. Stop using Internet Explorer and switch to a more secure web browser, for example: MRSMES POP GOES THE BROWSER.

And how could I possibly add to this post? Have fun reading a log of mine and Zeon’s private chat today. Note that you should, again, again, only read this if you 1) ARE NOT ZEON and 2) Think everything Zeon says is hilarious.

anon1 (01:44:10 PM): how do i ban you on my blog
hitsuenox (01:44:24 PM): i don’t know the EXACT way to do it
hitsuenox (01:44:29 PM): but there is a black list somewhere
hitsuenox (01:44:41 PM): that only prevents me from commenting
hitsuenox (01:44:52 PM): i dont think you can ban someone from the website itself
anon1 (01:44:52 PM): damn
hitsuenox (01:44:56 PM): yeah :l
anon1 (01:45:04 PM): “You dont have permission”
hitsuenox (01:45:07 PM): well did you get my recent email
anon1 (01:45:11 PM): yes
anon1 (01:45:12 PM): I did
anon1 (01:45:16 PM): and I replied
hitsuenox (01:45:21 PM): k let me go see
anon1 (01:45:30 PM): dont bother
anon1 (01:45:41 PM): do us a favour bub
anon1 (01:45:49 PM): stop spamming my inbox
hitsuenox (01:45:59 PM): >:l
anon1 (01:46:26 PM): thank you
hitsuenox (01:46:53 PM): alright
anon1 (01:47:01 PM): this time i took extra care not to put all my hope on Norman
anon1 (01:47:08 PM): I knew it was you
hitsuenox (01:47:08 PM): i noticed
anon1 (01:47:23 PM): I cant believe AKH didnt tell me
hitsuenox (01:47:33 PM): why?
anon1 (01:47:38 PM): what the fuck did you do to deserver his friendship
anon1 (01:47:43 PM): ill tell ya
anon1 (01:47:47 PM): a year of lies
anon1 (01:47:57 PM): what did I do to TRY to gain his friendship?
anon1 (01:48:11 PM): ahahahhaahahaaaa
anon1 (01:48:22 PM): I hope that one day
anon1 (01:48:32 PM): you realize the error of your ways
hitsuenox (01:48:36 PM): I DO
hitsuenox (01:48:39 PM): if i didn’t
anon1 (01:48:42 PM): I fear for your mental health
hitsuenox (01:48:43 PM): i would have never confessed anything
hitsuenox (01:48:52 PM): also
anon1 (01:48:54 PM): you havent changed you little prick
hitsuenox (01:48:59 PM): AKH, i think, views that year as a joke
anon1 (01:48:59 PM): you did it again
hitsuenox (01:49:03 PM): only to you
hitsuenox (01:49:12 PM): to try to make you befriend norman who would turn out to be me
anon1 (01:49:12 PM): what do you mean
hitsuenox (01:49:19 PM): i only became norman
hitsuenox (01:49:23 PM): because of that reason
anon1 (01:49:28 PM): i knew it was you
hitsuenox (01:49:28 PM): there was noone else affected by it
anon1 (01:49:32 PM): but I played along
hitsuenox (01:49:40 PM): ok
anon1 (01:49:42 PM): so that when yo u confessed
anon1 (01:49:48 PM): I could tell everyone
anon1 (01:49:53 PM): HE HASNT CHANGED
anon1 (01:49:56 PM): HATE HIM
anon1 (01:50:04 PM): but my plans were foiled
hitsuenox (01:50:04 PM): but everyone already knew about it
hitsuenox (01:50:12 PM): EVERYONE knew that i was norman
hitsuenox (01:50:15 PM): i told them all
anon1 (01:50:19 PM): those guys would suck your dick if you asked them to
hitsuenox (01:50:20 PM): you were the only one who didn’t know
hitsuenox (01:50:23 PM): and no
anon1 (01:50:24 PM): I did know
hitsuenox (01:50:29 PM): well
hitsuenox (01:50:31 PM): you know what i mean
hitsuenox (01:50:38 PM): you were the only one who i didn’t tell directly
anon1 (01:50:41 PM): plus it gave me blog hits
anon1 (01:51:09 PM): Enox you can fuck Damian’s mom and he will be loyal to you
anon1 (01:51:11 PM): same for
anon1 (01:51:14 PM): ConureMaster
anon1 (01:51:18 PM): Axle
anon1 (01:51:27 PM): and company
anon1 (01:51:35 PM): leave them alone ffs
hitsuenox (01:51:43 PM): ffs?
anon1 (01:51:51 PM): for fucks sake you nooblet
anon1 (01:52:00 PM): also
hitsuenox (01:52:00 PM): plus i wanted to help your blog out, in a good way
hitsuenox (01:52:06 PM): but i felt bad for lying
anon1 (01:52:10 PM): stop asking to become my friend
hitsuenox (01:52:10 PM): so i confessed way too early
hitsuenox (01:52:13 PM): OK
hitsuenox (01:52:16 PM): if you dont wat that
hitsuenox (01:52:18 PM): *want
hitsuenox (01:52:19 PM): AT LEAST
hitsuenox (01:52:21 PM): AT LEAST
hitsuenox (01:52:26 PM): just be neutral
anon1 (01:52:29 PM): no
hitsuenox (01:52:35 PM): because i dont want everyone to hate you because of myself
hitsuenox (01:52:41 PM): alright then
hitsuenox (01:52:48 PM): if you dont want to be on equal footing
anon1 (01:52:49 PM): I swear eternal hatred to you
hitsuenox (01:52:55 PM): then stop talking to me!
anon1 (01:52:59 PM): heheh enox
anon1 (01:53:08 PM): you have a whole community against me
anon1 (01:53:18 PM): be proud of yourself kid
hitsuenox (01:53:22 PM): no
hitsuenox (01:53:29 PM): they hate you
anon1 (01:53:33 PM): yes
anon1 (01:53:34 PM): I know
hitsuenox (01:53:37 PM): and its not because of me
anon1 (01:53:45 PM): they only do your bidding
hitsuenox (01:53:45 PM): its because i’ve tried to be nice and you are an ass every time
hitsuenox (01:53:49 PM): AND NO
hitsuenox (01:53:52 PM): they dont
anon1 (01:53:59 PM): “hate zeon”
hitsuenox (01:54:03 PM): as you can see axle and wyverix (who is fine with me now)
anon1 (01:54:03 PM): they do ao
anon1 (01:54:13 PM): ah axle
hitsuenox (01:54:15 PM): they dont do my “bidding”
anon1 (01:54:16 PM): do not mention it
anon1 (01:54:20 PM): ah yes they do
hitsuenox (01:54:25 PM): how
anon1 (01:54:32 PM): you have corrupted their weak minds with deception
anon1 (01:54:46 PM): youre a being of pure evil
anon1 (01:54:54 PM): its not only something personal now
hitsuenox (01:55:05 PM): :l
hitsuenox (01:55:06 PM): ok
anon1 (01:55:08 PM): I dont want you to get on everyones dick
hitsuenox (01:55:10 PM): keep blogging about me
hitsuenox (01:55:14 PM): keep trash talking me
hitsuenox (01:55:18 PM): but remember this
hitsuenox (01:55:26 PM): i have the akhlog
anon1 (01:55:27 PM): it doesnt get me anywhere enox
anon1 (01:55:31 PM): ah ye
anon1 (01:55:32 PM): s
hitsuenox (01:55:33 PM): i can always trash you back
anon1 (01:55:35 PM): indeed
anon1 (01:55:39 PM): for the moment
hitsuenox (01:55:50 PM): and yet, i refuse to do so because i feel bad for you DX
anon1 (01:55:54 PM): Enox I now that you will always win
anon1 (01:56:03 PM): *know
anon1 (01:56:07 PM): Why dont I give up?
anon1 (01:56:09 PM): Tell me
hitsuenox (01:56:13 PM): i dont know
hitsuenox (01:56:16 PM): thats what i want to know
hitsuenox (01:56:28 PM): why dont you just stop with the hate
hitsuenox (01:56:29 PM): i have
anon1 (01:56:36 PM): Because you insulted everything I loved
anon1 (01:56:44 PM): It would be easier
anon1 (01:56:46 PM): to like you
anon1 (01:56:54 PM): and have your pets as friends
hitsuenox (01:57:10 PM): :l
anon1 (01:57:31 PM): but
anon1 (01:57:35 PM): still I fight on
hitsuenox (01:57:41 PM): well know that im not fighting back
anon1 (01:57:58 PM): well you can do what you want with your flock
anon1 (01:58:11 PM): but leave AKH alone
anon1 (01:58:17 PM): or I will come to your house and fuck you
hitsuenox (01:58:25 PM): first of all
hitsuenox (01:58:40 PM): thats not scary as i have a defense system
hitsuenox (01:58:42 PM): second of all
hitsuenox (01:58:49 PM): AKH is probably my best e-friend
hitsuenox (01:58:58 PM): he knows EVERYTHING about me
anon1 (01:59:04 PM): WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO DUEL MEEE
anon1 (01:59:08 PM): WHY
anon1 (01:59:15 PM): JUST WAIT UNTIL IM FUCKING 18
hitsuenox (01:59:17 PM): because i do not want to meet you in real life.
anon1 (01:59:27 PM): AND I SHALL PUT YAN END TO YOUR LIFE
hitsuenox (01:59:32 PM): by the time you are 18 i will be gone from this location
hitsuenox (01:59:47 PM): i will probably be at a new home with a wife
anon1 (01:59:50 PM): be it so
hitsuenox (01:59:56 PM): most likely, away from these communities
hitsuenox (01:59:58 PM): so
hitsuenox (02:00:01 PM): you won’t ever find me
anon1 (02:00:05 PM): ahaha
anon1 (02:00:08 PM): I will kill you
anon1 (02:00:23 PM): legaly or illega
anon1 (02:00:25 PM): ly
anon1 (02:00:41 PM): and about the wife thing
anon1 (02:00:42 PM): ugh
anon1 (02:00:45 PM): litlle enoxes
anon1 (02:00:49 PM): ugh
anon1 (02:00:51 PM): no no no
anon1 (02:00:59 PM): will the whole thing repeat itself
anon1 (02:01:14 PM): they will be just like their father
anon1 (02:01:21 PM): little masters of deception
anon1 (02:01:29 PM): I will murder them too
anon1 (02:01:50 PM): nah
anon1 (02:01:55 PM): I shall hire a hitman
hitsuenox (02:01:58 PM): zeon
anon1 (02:02:00 PM): to do it for me
hitsuenox (02:02:01 PM): stop ranting
hitsuenox (02:02:10 PM): i’ll let your imagination run wild
hitsuenox (02:02:15 PM): but stop posting it here.
anon1 (02:02:17 PM): I wish I could punch you through the screen
hitsuenox (02:02:36 PM): Ok well
anon1 (02:02:36 PM): Enox I can fuck your life up
hitsuenox (02:02:41 PM): I’m going to record thsi
hitsuenox (02:02:44 PM): *this
anon1 (02:02:45 PM): fine
hitsuenox (02:02:47 PM): and post it on the akhlog
anon1 (02:02:50 PM): good
hitsuenox (02:02:55 PM): alright?
anon1 (02:02:56 PM): good
anon1 (02:02:58 PM): yes
hitsuenox (02:02:58 PM): and show everyone
anon1 (02:03:01 PM): yes yes
hitsuenox (02:03:02 PM): hwo much of a fool you are
anon1 (02:03:04 PM): show AKH
anon1 (02:03:34 PM): I am waiting
anon1 (02:03:45 PM): I have to go soon, so get a move on
hitsuenox (02:03:56 PM): ok bai bai nubcake
hitsuenox (02:04:02 PM): burn in hell faggot

anon1 (01:44:10 PM): how do i ban you on my blog

hitsuenox (01:44:24 PM): i don’t know the EXACT way to do it

hitsuenox (01:44:29 PM): but there is a black list somewhere

hitsuenox (01:44:41 PM): that only prevents me from commenting

hitsuenox (01:44:52 PM): i dont think you can ban someone from the website itself

anon1 (01:44:52 PM): damn

hitsuenox (01:44:56 PM): yeah :l

anon1 (01:45:04 PM): “You dont have permission”

hitsuenox (01:45:07 PM): well did you get my recent email

anon1 (01:45:11 PM): yes

anon1 (01:45:12 PM): I did

anon1 (01:45:16 PM): and I replied

hitsuenox (01:45:21 PM): k let me go see

anon1 (01:45:30 PM): dont bother

anon1 (01:45:41 PM): do us a favour bub

anon1 (01:45:49 PM): stop spamming my inbox

hitsuenox (01:45:59 PM): >:l

anon1 (01:46:26 PM): thank you

hitsuenox (01:46:53 PM): alright

anon1 (01:47:01 PM): this time i took extra care not to put all my hope on Norman

anon1 (01:47:08 PM): I knew it was you

hitsuenox (01:47:08 PM): i noticed

anon1 (01:47:23 PM): I cant believe AKH didnt tell me

hitsuenox (01:47:33 PM): why?

anon1 (01:47:38 PM): what the fuck did you do to deserver his friendship

anon1 (01:47:43 PM): ill tell ya

anon1 (01:47:47 PM): a year of lies

anon1 (01:47:57 PM): what did I do to TRY to gain his friendship?

anon1 (01:48:11 PM): ahahahhaahahaaaa

anon1 (01:48:22 PM): I hope that one day

anon1 (01:48:32 PM): you realize the error of your ways

hitsuenox (01:48:36 PM): I DO

hitsuenox (01:48:39 PM): if i didn’t

anon1 (01:48:42 PM): I fear for your mental health

hitsuenox (01:48:43 PM): i would have never confessed anything

hitsuenox (01:48:52 PM): also

anon1 (01:48:54 PM): you havent changed you little prick

hitsuenox (01:48:59 PM): AKH, i think, views that year as a joke

anon1 (01:48:59 PM): you did it again

hitsuenox (01:49:03 PM): only to you

hitsuenox (01:49:12 PM): to try to make you befriend norman who would turn out to be me

anon1 (01:49:12 PM): what do you mean

hitsuenox (01:49:19 PM): i only became norman

hitsuenox (01:49:23 PM): because of that reason

anon1 (01:49:28 PM): i knew it was you

hitsuenox (01:49:28 PM): there was noone else affected by it

anon1 (01:49:32 PM): but I played along

hitsuenox (01:49:40 PM): ok

anon1 (01:49:42 PM): so that when yo u confessed

anon1 (01:49:48 PM): I could tell everyone

anon1 (01:49:53 PM): HE HASNT CHANGED

anon1 (01:49:56 PM): HATE HIM

anon1 (01:50:04 PM): but my plans were foiled

hitsuenox (01:50:04 PM): but everyone already knew about it

hitsuenox (01:50:12 PM): EVERYONE knew that i was norman

hitsuenox (01:50:15 PM): i told them all

anon1 (01:50:19 PM): those guys would suck your dick if you asked them to

hitsuenox (01:50:20 PM): you were the only one who didn’t know

hitsuenox (01:50:23 PM): and no

anon1 (01:50:24 PM): I did know

hitsuenox (01:50:29 PM): well

hitsuenox (01:50:31 PM): you know what i mean

hitsuenox (01:50:38 PM): you were the only one who i didn’t tell directly

anon1 (01:50:41 PM): plus it gave me blog hits

anon1 (01:51:09 PM): Enox you can fuck Damian’s mom and he will be loyal to you

anon1 (01:51:11 PM): same for

anon1 (01:51:14 PM): ConureMaster

anon1 (01:51:18 PM): Axle

anon1 (01:51:27 PM): and company

anon1 (01:51:35 PM): leave them alone ffs

hitsuenox (01:51:43 PM): ffs?

anon1 (01:51:51 PM): for fucks sake you nooblet

anon1 (01:52:00 PM): also

hitsuenox (01:52:00 PM): plus i wanted to help your blog out, in a good way

hitsuenox (01:52:06 PM): but i felt bad for lying

anon1 (01:52:10 PM): stop asking to become my friend

hitsuenox (01:52:10 PM): so i confessed way too early

hitsuenox (01:52:13 PM): OK

hitsuenox (01:52:16 PM): if you dont wat that

hitsuenox (01:52:18 PM): *want

hitsuenox (01:52:19 PM): AT LEAST

hitsuenox (01:52:21 PM): AT LEAST

hitsuenox (01:52:26 PM): just be neutral

anon1 (01:52:29 PM): no

hitsuenox (01:52:35 PM): because i dont want everyone to hate you because of myself

hitsuenox (01:52:41 PM): alright then

hitsuenox (01:52:48 PM): if you dont want to be on equal footing

anon1 (01:52:49 PM): I swear eternal hatred to you

hitsuenox (01:52:55 PM): then stop talking to me!

anon1 (01:52:59 PM): heheh enox

anon1 (01:53:08 PM): you have a whole community against me

anon1 (01:53:18 PM): be proud of yourself kid

hitsuenox (01:53:22 PM): no

hitsuenox (01:53:29 PM): they hate you

anon1 (01:53:33 PM): yes

anon1 (01:53:34 PM): I know

hitsuenox (01:53:37 PM): and its not because of me

anon1 (01:53:45 PM): they only do your bidding

hitsuenox (01:53:45 PM): its because i’ve tried to be nice and you are an ass every time

hitsuenox (01:53:49 PM): AND NO

hitsuenox (01:53:52 PM): they dont

anon1 (01:53:59 PM): “hate zeon”

hitsuenox (01:54:03 PM): as you can see axle and wyverix (who is fine with me now)

anon1 (01:54:03 PM): they do ao

anon1 (01:54:13 PM): ah axle

hitsuenox (01:54:15 PM): they dont do my “bidding”

anon1 (01:54:16 PM): do not mention it

anon1 (01:54:20 PM): ah yes they do

hitsuenox (01:54:25 PM): how

anon1 (01:54:32 PM): you have corrupted their weak minds with deception

anon1 (01:54:46 PM): youre a being of pure evil

anon1 (01:54:54 PM): its not only something personal now

hitsuenox (01:55:05 PM): :l

hitsuenox (01:55:06 PM): ok

anon1 (01:55:08 PM): I dont want you to get on everyones dick

hitsuenox (01:55:10 PM): keep blogging about me

hitsuenox (01:55:14 PM): keep trash talking me

hitsuenox (01:55:18 PM): but remember this

hitsuenox (01:55:26 PM): i have the akhlog

anon1 (01:55:27 PM): it doesnt get me anywhere enox

anon1 (01:55:31 PM): ah ye

anon1 (01:55:32 PM): s

hitsuenox (01:55:33 PM): i can always trash you back

anon1 (01:55:35 PM): indeed

anon1 (01:55:39 PM): for the moment

hitsuenox (01:55:50 PM): and yet, i refuse to do so because i feel bad for you DX

anon1 (01:55:54 PM): Enox I now that you will always win

anon1 (01:56:03 PM): *know

anon1 (01:56:07 PM): Why dont I give up?

anon1 (01:56:09 PM): Tell me

hitsuenox (01:56:13 PM): i dont know

hitsuenox (01:56:16 PM): thats what i want to know

hitsuenox (01:56:28 PM): why dont you just stop with the hate

hitsuenox (01:56:29 PM): i have

anon1 (01:56:36 PM): Because you insulted everything I loved

anon1 (01:56:44 PM): It would be easier

anon1 (01:56:46 PM): to like you

anon1 (01:56:54 PM): and have your pets as friends

hitsuenox (01:57:10 PM): :l

anon1 (01:57:31 PM): but

anon1 (01:57:35 PM): still I fight on

hitsuenox (01:57:41 PM): well know that im not fighting back

anon1 (01:57:58 PM): well you can do what you want with your flock

anon1 (01:58:11 PM): but leave AKH alone

anon1 (01:58:17 PM): or I will come to your house and fuck you

hitsuenox (01:58:25 PM): first of all

hitsuenox (01:58:40 PM): thats not scary as i have a defense system

hitsuenox (01:58:42 PM): second of all

hitsuenox (01:58:49 PM): AKH is probably my best e-friend

hitsuenox (01:58:58 PM): he knows EVERYTHING about me

anon1 (01:59:04 PM): WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO DUEL MEEE

anon1 (01:59:08 PM): WHY

anon1 (01:59:15 PM): JUST WAIT UNTIL IM FUCKING 18

hitsuenox (01:59:17 PM): because i do not want to meet you in real life.

anon1 (01:59:27 PM): AND I SHALL PUT YAN END TO YOUR LIFE

hitsuenox (01:59:32 PM): by the time you are 18 i will be gone from this location

hitsuenox (01:59:47 PM): i will probably be at a new home with a wife

anon1 (01:59:50 PM): be it so

hitsuenox (01:59:56 PM): most likely, away from these communities

hitsuenox (01:59:58 PM): so

hitsuenox (02:00:01 PM): you won’t ever find me

anon1 (02:00:05 PM): ahaha

anon1 (02:00:08 PM): I will kill you

anon1 (02:00:23 PM): legaly or illega

anon1 (02:00:25 PM): ly

anon1 (02:00:41 PM): and about the wife thing

anon1 (02:00:42 PM): ugh

anon1 (02:00:45 PM): litlle enoxes

anon1 (02:00:49 PM): ugh

anon1 (02:00:51 PM): no no no

anon1 (02:00:59 PM): will the whole thing repeat itself

anon1 (02:01:14 PM): they will be just like their father

anon1 (02:01:21 PM): little masters of deception

anon1 (02:01:29 PM): I will murder them too

anon1 (02:01:50 PM): nah

anon1 (02:01:55 PM): I shall hire a hitman

hitsuenox (02:01:58 PM): zeon

anon1 (02:02:00 PM): to do it for me

hitsuenox (02:02:01 PM): stop ranting

hitsuenox (02:02:10 PM): i’ll let your imagination run wild

hitsuenox (02:02:15 PM): but stop posting it here.

anon1 (02:02:17 PM): I wish I could punch you through the screen

hitsuenox (02:02:36 PM): Ok well

anon1 (02:02:36 PM): Enox I can fuck your life up

hitsuenox (02:02:41 PM): I’m going to record thsi

hitsuenox (02:02:44 PM): *this

anon1 (02:02:45 PM): fine

hitsuenox (02:02:47 PM): and post it on the akhlog

anon1 (02:02:50 PM): good

hitsuenox (02:02:55 PM): alright?

anon1 (02:02:56 PM): good

anon1 (02:02:58 PM): yes

hitsuenox (02:02:58 PM): and show everyone

anon1 (02:03:01 PM): yes yes

hitsuenox (02:03:02 PM): hwo much of a fool you are

anon1 (02:03:04 PM): show AKH

anon1 (02:03:34 PM): I am waiting

anon1 (02:03:45 PM): I have to go soon, so get a move on

hitsuenox (02:03:56 PM): ok bai bai nubcake

hitsuenox (02:04:02 PM): burn in hell faggot

That’s basically it for today’s post. I got home after paintball, did coursework until 11, then did this post until 12:15. And now I’m off to do some other crap that doesn’t even matter. Oh and Zeon, here’s the post I promised you if you didn’t notice by now. Thanks for reading XD

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  1. You do realize I pwned you in that converstaion Why did you leave out some of the things I said near the end 😀

  2. “For instructions on how to start a computer in Conure mode – screw off faggot.”

    A HA HA HA :>

    “anon1 (01:47:38 PM): what the fuck did you do to deserver his friendship

    anon1 (01:47:43 PM): ill tell ya

    anon1 (01:47:47 PM): a year of lies

    anon1 (01:47:57 PM): what did I do to TRY to gain his friendship?”

    For the record, I’m neutral. I AM FRIENDS WITH BOTH OF YOU D:

  3. Zeon: There was NOTHING ELSE near the end. I copied the entire thing.

    AKH: Conure Mode

  4. Yeah yeah Enox.

  5. If there was I would’ve posted it you ass. What, are you going to be one of those crazy buffoons who makes a conspiracy theory over a chat log? AM I USING SOCIAL ENGINEERING SOMEHOW BECAUSE YOU TRY TO TWIST EVERYTHING I SAY?

    Wait.

    Zeon is a social engineer!

  6. Um… yes, of course *pats Enox’s head*

  7. You’re the one who TRIES to manipulate people. The problem is, you aren’t fit socially to do it. SO STOP TRYING.

  8. Please explain how I try to manipulate people.

  9. Well let’s see, you lied about all of our reputations on your shit blog.

    I for one didn’t ever hack your email like you said I did on hackforums.

    Oh another no one follows Enox, I hate you because you’ve threatened to hack my forum for 4 months straight and made annoyingly useless alts to spam and bag enox.

    So yeah, mind screwing off the internet? No because you fap to it everyday and it’s your Girlfriend. AKH is just your gay buddy. ;]

  10. I do not see why people still like Enox after what he’s done.

  11. I still don’t see what you’re doing being some fuckhead.

    For one, this is the internet. Enox didn’t “destroy” anything or “do” anything wrong. You can’t prove anyone is lying or not until they admit it. And you can’t prove if they admitted the truth or not either!

    For me however, I don’t see why’d you side with Zeon. For one, he’s been annoying us and wiping the floor with shit that’s completely made up. He’s the true “liar/deceptor/whatever” here.

    So if you want little reputation you have (lol its all gone anyways) not fucked up screw off the akhlog. Kthxbye

  12. Thanks Vikorian you saved me a lot of stress and posting DX

  13. AHAHAHAHA You guys are pathetic, its funny how you try to wriggle out of it by putting the blame on me, and I like how Hardcorian Wanker backs you up. It is quite a show.

  14. “Hardcorian Wanker”

    Oh is that another name you picked up at your gay bar down the street?
    Even though you go down there everyday those gays don’t even like you even though you ARE gay. ;<

    What a shame. Well hope you can find that right man for you eventually.

  15. So youre calling me gay now? Jesus fucking christ.

  16. Well you have been having some sort of the hots for AKH lately.

    I mean, you spend 7 hours a day on the AKHlog… you tell no one to ruin the AKH log, you tell people “i’m great friends with AKH”, you tell people “don’t mess with AKH”, you’ve said that AKH should be admin of many places.

    All I can think of is you’re gay for him. ;>

  17. I agree with everything you have said except for “youre gay” and “you tell people ‘i’m great friends with AKH'” Since when have I said that.

  18. How the fuck did it let me post without name O___________________o

  19. Uhh.. lemme see…

    OH YES THE DHF CHAT LIKE 7000 TIMES. :]

  20. I wish to be friends with him, but he isnt very fond of me…
    Oh yeah 13 tomorrow im gonna be able to fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  21. No matter what the age, the only thing you will ever be able to fuck is a sea pig, because it won’t be able to get away from you in time.

  22. “he isnt very fond of me…”

    PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE LOL.

  23. *checks vikorians comment*

    approved. please move your complaint to the yoyogames mojo help desk. it will be filed and put into a moderators bin.

  24. Zeon….. ah fuck here is a long-ass speech.

    I am serious, what are you trying to prove? That you can be a total asshole? Well you already did. There is no more for you here. At this point you cant ever regain anybodies friendship, if you ever wanted to. There is no hope for you. None. Enox was once a lying bastard who manipulated us all and he admits that. We are over it. You cant. The AKHblog rejects you, and everyone online cant stand the fact that you exist. Just save yourself the trauma.

    All your doing at this point is destroying yourself, and although its at the point where I cant stand the crap that comes out of your mouth, I don’t want a human being to fucking DIE because of the internet. See a doctor, a shrink, anything. You need help if you think that you can still win. THERE IS NOTHING. NOTHING TO BE WON.

    Lets say you actually in real life, killed Enox. Then what? Whats next? You will be haunted by the thought that you took someones life because they “ruined the AKHblog”. You will eventually lose yourself (or whats left) to the horrible realization that you killed somebody because of the internet. You can act tough all you want, but there is not a single murderer in this world who has at one point been haunted by his or her crimes.

    I am actually genuinely worried for you, Zeon. Get help, before things take another turn for the worse.

  25. Also, happy birthday. Use any money you got for the birthday to see a doctor.

  26. Enox has already destroyed me. Now I want YOU to rape me

  27. “I wish to be friends with him, but he isnt very fond of me…”

    NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I AM YOUR FRIEND

  28. Axle: He COMPLETELY missed the point of that. I think he’s a lost cause…

  29. ZEON WILL YOU FUCKING READ SOMETHING FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF SMASHING YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN!?

    Seriously, read Axle’s post. You just went “oh look a post with a point” *zip*

  30. You guys are great, you dont even leave me alone on my birthday *hugs Wyverix and Enox*

  31. I posted happy birthday on your own blog. Please check it before the AKH log lol

  32. The AKhlog is first lol thnx wyv

  33. i debated whether or not i should tell you “happy” birthday after seeing your post. well go read that post for my comment

  34. Happy Birtday Zeon!

    We give you the gift of….

  35. Happy Birtday Zeon!

    We give you the gift of….;. All the best!!

  36. LOLOLOLOL

    I FORGOT ABOUT THSI POST


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