Game Maker for Mac Private Beta Begins + smessy’s amazing power of ignorance + Zone51 makes a return to the Spotlight + A Great Smes Behavioural Mystery Solved + Pork Sword Baseball Bat

November 24, 2008 at 18:09 | Posted in Everything | 1 Comment
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The first piece of news today, with thanks to Bobserge, is the beginning of the Private Beta Testing of YoYo’s new product Game Maker for Mac, as well a little insight into the way things are working at YoYo 😉 …

… on my post “The Story behind the skills of the smes + The Virus(es) Revealed”

scorcher9910 wrote:

“hey guys, hope you remember me. just came to say hi to tigerdude D

ps: im on ddnn ;P”

Pilot wrote:

“I could program a virus in GM. It’s not that hard. Anyone who knows how to move the window, drop files planted in the EXE, and access CMD has the power to make a virus with GM.”

bobserge wrote:

“GM Beta for Mac is out:

Date: Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:34:25 +0100 (07:34 AST)

Hello everyone!

I’m happy to tell you that you have all been accepted to join the Game Maker Mac beta testing group. Thanks for applying and congratulations all round.

The first step is to download the latest build of the GM Mac beta from http://bugs.yoyogames.com/macbeta/

Use the login information:

<xxxxxxx>

On Monday we will have a bug reporting system set up so you can report your findings.

All the best,

Jim
YYG”

Next up today comes not just an update on THE HAWK’S DOCK, but an update on an old lamer of the AKHLog’s – back from a time where we still used that word (take note, truthoracle). Do you remember him?

… on mrsmes’ profile …

[Talking about Authentic GameWarez]

Toledo88 wrote:

“Again, what were the “rumors” he was supposedly spreading?”

peanut_games wrote:

mrsmes ur games suck

mrsmes wrote:

Zone51, and I have a massive surprise 4 u all, yes the shortcuts are becoming customizable for the dock, it already has a working clock and calendar.”

[Zone51? wasn’t he that epic lamer to rival the smes that VOR found? And now he’s working with mrsmes? Awesome.]

if this is true, and he’s not imaginarily recruiting team members like last time, we could be in for quite a ride over the next few weeks. 😉

And now comes the solution to a problem that has baffled … few, if any. What caused mrsmes to repeatedly ask for a wud wif people?

… in the Forum Topic “my comics”

mrsmes wrote:

“i laugh out more at humor over load but good comic and jokes yeah, but i prefer
jons famous quote from Garfield “G-a-r-f-i-e-l-d cud I haf a wudd wif wu?” lol
xd, it is so funny when you read it, you just burst out laughing, it’s that kind
of humor that is hard to resist, because
Garfield was getting the lid off a jar
and it went flying into jons mouth and jon was talking and Garfield was very
scared about how jon was talking weird.

And lastly for today, it’s time to take a look at a forum topic that just shows the true innocence of (most) YoYo Games Forum Members ^__^

… in the Forum Topic “forum game, keyboard art”

BEAR01 wrote:

“this was an idea i just came up with.
In this Forum game you have to make a peice of art Which the person before said, using the keyboard
like this
a sword

…/\
…H
…H
…H
…H
WWW
…X

EDIT: make sure you come up with a new item to make
hope you like the game

the full stops are only There because it won’t work properly you are aloud to do this

THE FIRST ONE IS………………………A DISK!!!!!!”

RSGameDesign wrote:

“………………………………._____________________________
……………………………….\…………………………………………………………/
………………………………..\………………………………………………………./
…………0===========………………………………………………………=================0
………………………………….\……………………………………………………./
…………………………………..___________________________
…………………………………..||………………………………………………….||
………………………………….—…………………………………………………—

Nice Challenge, It’s A horribly made dancing taco that doesn’t dance!
Here’s the real one!

then heres some other dancing stuff

then make SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
(i don’t care how challenging that is, you better make it to get this topic to live)

Flare97 wrote:

“(\_/)
(.)(.)
(__)–

Worst. Sonic. Ever…

Next: House”

RSGameDesign wrote:

you didn’t make sonic the hedgehog… your supposed to make what the last person said to make…

this is what is next to make and still to make

pilotteaml wrote:

“/–\
|_.|

NEXT: Pencil”

ThyDeath wrote:

o======================>

or

/\
||
||
||
||
||
0

Ummm… a bus?”

[Suggestive … reminds me of Hitler for some reason, but that’s not the end of things 😉 …]

super_penguin wrote:

“/————–|
|__________|
_O______O__
small bus

next a toaster with toast in it.”

im_not_emo wrote:

“…_____………………._
..(_____)…….____/..|=
..|…..||….|__./……..\_|=
..|__O__|

I know, it’s crap

Next: A Camera”

Flare97 wrote:

“______o
I ………UI
I__O___I

This sucks
Next: a bike

RSGameDesign wrote:

omg how are you supposed to make a bike using the keys on your keyboard? that would take forever!

[it would take longer to make a fucking sonic. >_>]

ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP wrote:

“hmm
i know a site but that would be cheating
CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING ELSE”

RSGameDesign wrote:

“ya that would be cheating”

ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP wrote:

“……__ o
__/..<,_
(0)…..(0)
phew that was hard!
ok next a baseball bat
EDIT forgot the leg.
……__ o
__/_<,_
(0)./….(0)
k now he can ride the bike with his leg”

Peter Porky wrote:

8===D

bbgames wrote:

“wot happens now lol Peter Proky did the bat but didnt say the next 1!”

[… that wasn’t a baseball bat. :D]

mrsmes wrote:

“batch file.”

DgN13 wrote:

“___
|\.|./|
|/.|.\|
—–
How’s that?
Fish”

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  1. mrsmes has gotten a new team member…me! What have I gotten myself into? 😀
    I have completely re-written THE HAWKS DOCK and it actually works now (no hard-coded screen sizes or file paths XD, not to mention the source is only 50kb instead of 5mb).
    Expect smessboy to release the new (hopefully non-mutilated) version soon. Contact me on Yoyo or the GMC if you want a demo.

    Zone51 is on mrsmes’ team too (I find mrsmes easier to understand :O ).

    (Just so you know, I am $pecter.)


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