Smessy releases a new game + mrsmes wants to know how THE HAWK’S DOCK can better suite you + Game Maker in Javascript? + Late creepypasta

November 1, 2008 at 15:56 | Posted in Everything | Leave a comment
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Today’s post begins with news of a new game coming from the smes, possibly inspired by a forum post of his. it’s name? Add Blaster. Smessy’s latest spelling-error-laden creation seems to be about how impossible it is to blast [block] adverts in webpages …

[unlike smessy’s animations, mine loop 😛 ]

it’s basically just that button. Moving around on a grey background. :\ it doesn’t do anything, you can actually click it. XD

Still, at least it was some nice pixel art. 😉

… in the Forum Topic “Most annoying ads ever”

mrsmes wrote:

“I hate those java script implemented ones which are not, animations for links so there for the add blocker can’t detect them or block them.”

the Game “Add Blaster” is:

Added: 01 November 2008
Created by: mrsmes
Version: 0
Game description: Just try to click that sneaky button to blast the adds…
Tags:me add Blaster

mrsmes wrote:

“the button runs away from my mouse…”

I wrote:

“Ha ha. it’s actually possible to click the button, nothing happens.

in the Mouse Enter Event:
do
{ x=round(random(room_width))
y=round(random(room_height))
} until ((x>mouse_x || x<(mouse_x-sprite_width)) && (y>mouse_y || y<(mouse_y-sprite_height)))

Then the button really runs away from the mouse. 😛

XD Nice to see a mini-game from you mrsmes. ^__^”

Click here to see smessy’s new game for yourself. 😀

in the latest HAWK’S DOCK news, smessy has posted, by my count, a third topic showcasing the program that’s going to start him on his way to becoming a billionaire, and this time he wants to know how the service of THE HAWK’S DOCK could be improved to better suite you, his customers-to-be ^__^ …

… in the Forum Topic “How could the service of my dock be improved to better suite you?”

mrsmes wrote:

“What I want to know currently while making updates and fixing errors and bugs in the dock is:
– How I can make it better suite you?
– How I can make it appeal more to the customers?
– I have questions to be asked, like is the interface not user friendly enough? or is it to user friendly?
– Would you or would you not, like the option of importing your own skins to the dock?
– Is it user beneficial, and going to make any difference to the product if any if I add these features?
– You have the ideas, and picture of that perfect handy dock and neat one for your desktop to make it so much easier you just don’t where to look, you can’t find one so you stumble across THE HAWK’S DOCK, and suggest all the features you ever wanted in a dock, and you finally get them all in a dock.
So, do you want to do me a favor and turn this 2 star quality desktop tool, into a handier 3 star quality tool and turn it up, a notch in quality, now really what do all the other dock’s for desktops have that mine don’t and what does my dock have that there’s doesn’t or will have there’s doesn’t have or at this time currently period.”

Flare97 wrote:

“Not making 500 topics about it would be nice, That is my opinion.

Goodbye friend…….”

tdub311 wrote:

“you not making it”

Flare97 wrote:

“AMEN BROTHER!!! That deserves a cyber-five!

*up top!*”

aracnoX wrote:

“That’s flat out rude.”

steware wrote:

“I swear when i read the title i read an “i” in “dock” instead of an “O”.”

aracnoX wrote:

“What’s up with you guys lately?

You do know you could be arrested for cyber-bullying(which I think is bull(“

NanoWorks Games wrote:

steware wrote:

“I swear when i read the title i read an “i” in “dock” instead of an “O”.”

LOL!”

MelonYoshi wrote:

“Get over it, aracnoX. Not to sound rude, but this is the way people really are. It may be nice to try and reason, but that usually is a useless effort. Oh, and you can’t be arrested here for cyber-bullying…unless if IP addresses were for everyone to see…
~
Make it less laggy and make all the buttons work. Also, make it so that you can change the color scheme! That’d make it more customizable (and we all love customization!). Other than that, I’m not sure I have any other problems with it.”

[YoYo records IP Addresses, and if asked by an authority to provide them they would have to legally, but that’s beside the point. Just because there are laws against cyber-bullying doesn’t mean they’re enforced 😛 And with something as minor and across-countries like this, no one cares. Even if it were severe and in one area, police wouldn’t break into your house with guns and arrest you. XD]

aracnoX wrote:

“I don’t even care about the first part of your post.

But the second part was what he was looking for.

So guys please only post if it contributes to him making this thing….”

mrsmes wrote:

“well that’s why there is more skins, like red, & white striped and yellow, & aqua & purple striped & aqua & aqua navy blue striped & even red & green, & purple & aqua & green & white striped skins, & aqua & white striped & the most unique of them all a red and orange stripped line together forming one with white stripes going down it repeatedly. Now that’s plenty of color schemes why there is 12 to choose from. @aracnoX: ty very much, I would have done the same 4 u if u were making a project, and were having this kind of problem.”

[count the number of times he says “aqua”. You already said that one mrsmes! 😛 ]

aracnoX wrote:

“Good to Know, smes, very good to know.”

mrsmes wrote:

“well, I’m a helpful guy so what can I say or do to help you out today?”

Next up today, remember how smessy is a self-proclaimed computer wizz? 😀 Everyone’s favourite helpful guy has decided to share his knowledge in yet another forum topic. XD

… on mrsmes’ profile …

mrsmes wrote:

“*BUMP*”

[Yes. You read that right. This is on his profile.]

MelonYoshi wrote:

“>.>’
Don’t bump your guestbook…that just looks weird…
Oh and your dock has to much lag…for some ood reason.”

mrsmes wrote:

“yep, but at the moment we are experiencing technical difficulties with moving to newer skins upon changing them, and then we will fix the problem with the shortcuts, ty and have a nice day…

[Smessy is trying to sound professional now 😀 ]

… in the Forum Topic “Gamemaker online”

im_not_emo wrote:

thehiddensoundvillage wrote:

“okay, so say you are away from your computer for the weekend, and don’t want to install gamemaker on your friends computer to use it.

It’s gamemaker on the web to the rescue!. You would be able to sign into your account, and you would getlie version online if you do not pay, and yuo would get premium if you do. I got this exact situation all the time, and I think it would be very useful.”

This is actually a good idea, the only problems are testing, file storage etc”

mrsmes wrote:

“online hard disk server YoYo Games has the money to set one up, and for each IP address to register a key for premium services of the online product would also make them more money by spending money to setup a online hard disk for each server so every one can password protect their projects and easily access them and work in teams together online…”

im_not_emo wrote:

“^^ Yes… But would require frequent downloading/uploading which i would not choose for…

Ok, so some people don’t mind that. Address the other problem…”

mrsmes wrote:

actually that is where you are wrong because it will be built as a java script and you can test and build the games and select either to make them in java or as a .exe plus that way the gamer has a choice when playing the game to play it on the game’s page or in another window.

im_not_emo wrote:

“Do actually know what Javascript is? For one thing, it is a single word. Game maker isn’t Java and you would still have to download it alot…”

And lastly for today, yesterday was halloween, and the AKHLog saw a surprising [for me, at least] flurry of posts to mark the occassion.

tigerdude’s post – Happy Halloween!

ultisoft’s post – Halloween’s here, and I think my stomach hurts again… -.-

Late as I may be, I thought I’d take my turn to throw something in. Here’s some copypasta I read on /x/ last night, the story of which originated in 1997 …

A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won’t close.
She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.
In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.
Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.
Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog’s blood are the words “HUMANS CAN LICK TOO”.

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