A Challenger Appears + FredFrederickson Leaves the GMC

October 26, 2008 at 13:37 | Posted in Everything | 12 Comments
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A Challenger, fighting for thetruthoracle’s position as worst Lamer [well I might as well use that word now. >_>] ever has appeared. His name? Wootman.

And in possibly related news, one SuperLulzord has signed up to YoYo.

Enjoy today’s post. I made it a good one. Possibly because of my luck in getting online at the *exact* right time (Wait till you see today’s And lastly ;D). 😀

… on my post “Another Attempt on the AKHLog’s Life? + I fail :\ + Ultisoft’s Chatbox + mrsmes the computer wizz + Shakn”

ultisoft wrote:

“I am (yet again) restarting on my blog. When it was opened, it only had 1/5 the traffic of this blog, so will you please contribute to it? If you do, then you will watch the blog get better and better in no time.


tigerdude1993 wrote:

“ha. he can’t hack accounts. it had to be a mere guess at my password. to tell you the truth, it wasn’t that hard to figure out. don’t worry about it anymore, i’ve set my new password and it will not be so easy to figure out.

and btw, AKH, i just noticed your comment about my new avatar. thanks ;)

ultisoft wrote:

“that is a nice new avatar; but my passwords could be easier to guess than urs could be )
but thats all i’ll say about it”

Pilot wrote:

“Oh god

SuperLulzords is:


Age: 108
Description: 1337
Registered: 26 October 2008

… on SuperLulzord’s profile …

SuperLulzords wrote:


… inb4:

… on thetruthoracle’s post “I Have Only Shown A Fraction of My Intelligience”

Wootman wrote:

“You have yet to fight ME. I’m even WORSE than you.

This will be fun.”

… in thetruthoracle’s post “Bahahahaha”

thetruthoracle wrote:

“A certain “Wootman” has challenged me. He thinks that he is “worse” than me. He is, because I am not bad at all. I stand for truth and good.

I am ready for this “challenge.” He does not know what he is in for.

And it seems that I have ALL of Tiger’s messages from Yoyogames logged. I copied all of them to Word and saved every single one. Good, because I do not know his password anymore since he changed it. I can now access them at any time. However, I will not post them here. If you want one, send me an email. thetruthoracle@yahoo.com

-The Truth Oracle-“


And lastly for today, I’d like to present you all with the remnants of a rare GMC Gem – featuring both a fake Moderator account, and demi-God of the past Alex making a brief but long-awaited return to the GMC while he’s on holiday. This topic was posted around 6 hours before I published this post by a prank account going by the name of FredFrederickson. it’s now been erased from the internet by a real mod [Takagi, I believe] but just before it happened I managed to preserve 4 of the topic’s 6 pages – pages 2 through to 5.

I’ve included the best bits below (as well as a screenshot of the first post) for those too lazy to download, but if you want it all and u want it now, click here to download the archive from ChIkEn’s willhostforfood.com.

WordPress made this illegible. I know it did.

[click for full-size image]

Lukearentz wrote:

“You know. This topic has just shown that there are a number of idiots on this fourm, that called me an idiot 😛
I just find that amusing. This is not including PF ALEX ZEZUKEN and BR

FredFrederickson wrote:

“Please, edit your posts. Say I put you on Mod preview or something until you changed them. I’m just having a bit of harmless fun.”

I just 3 PM’s saying that.. 🙂 What a noob.”

Alex wrote:

“Yeah Hiro rocks. Why doesn’t anyone make a Heroes game?”

… [I seem to remember that that had something to do with FredFrederickson saying “I like the Asian one” in response to a post about Heroes.] …

Alex wrote:

I think that just about sums up this thread.”

PurpleFuzzy wrote:

“I don’t see how homophobia is a solution here.


Alex wrote:

“It helps if people think straight.”

[and thus, the joke topic began.]

FredFrederickson wrote:

“Ah, good ol’ /\lex”

Alex wrote:

“I’m glad one of you losers remembers me. 😛 “

Alex wrote:

Lukearentz wrote:

“I have a sense of humor, but I am not idiotic enough to waste peoples time.

Edit: Alex, I remember you. I talked about you the other day and how you changed your name and the mods deleted some other guys account for the name change 😛 “

Yeah, I hope the real Alex doesn’t decide to start programming 😀

FredFrederickson wrote:

“You were like, best forum contributor of 2007!”

That’s weird… I don’t remember contributing. 😛

EDIT: I can’t believe after all this time of being quiet I still have 20% Warn level.

King Tetiro wrote:

“Hey Fred. Shame your leaving. Are you leaving all forums or just GMC?”

Ruzzinator wrote:

“Does anyone read the posts before replying?”

King Tetiro wrote:

“I did I just wanted to make sure incase he had second doubts.”

erty906 wrote:

“…Oh my God.”

King Tetiro wrote:

“ANYWAY….Fred, Im sure the majority of us wish you all the best.”

FredFrederickson wrote:


decent troll is decent”

~DannyBoy~ wrote:

“I see some big writing is needed!

This Fredfrederickson is a fake!

The real one is still there, along with all his posts http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showuser=119032

His name is spelt without an e after the second fred.

I’m sure this will be closed/removed as soon as a mod comes online.

If anyone bothers to read this, don’t reply after this, let the topic die.”

Alex wrote:

“”don’t reply after this, let the topic die.”


Fede-Lasse wrote:


ZiggyX200 wrote:


Tuntis wrote:

“Sure thing.”

FredFrederickson wrote:

“Yeah guys, make sure NOT to post.”

ZiggyX200 wrote:

“What happened when the cow tried to jump over the electric fence?
It was an UDDER catastrophe!

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is
given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this

The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him in the temper,
killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you
see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”

A giant panda escaped from the zoo in New York.

Eventually, he found his way downtown and walked into a restaurant, where he found a seat at an empty table.

The maitre d’, being a native New Yorker figures, he’s seen stranger things than this so he sends over a waiter to take the panda’s order. In due course the panda’s meal arrives and he eats.

After he finishes his dinner he stands up, calmly pulls out a gun from God-knows-where he had it hidden, and blows away several customers and a couple of the waiters.

Then he turns around and walks toward the door.

Naturally, the maitre d’ is horrified. He stops the panda and demands an explanation, at the very least.

The panda says to him, “What do I look like to you”?

The maitre d’ answers, “Well, a giant panda, of course.”

“That’s right,” says the panda, “Look it up,” and he walks out.

The maitre d’ calls the police.

When they arrive the maitre d’ relates the whole story to them, including the panda’s comment about looking it up.

So the chief detective sends a rookie out to get an encyclopaedia.

He eventually returns with the Encyclopaedia Brittanica, Volume P.

The detective looks up “panda”, and there’s the answer: “Giant panda, lives in China, eats shoots and leaves.”

A new Council tax re-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.

Her car isn’t taxed or insured and doesn’t even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is notorious for racist comments.

A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son’s girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the army but are always out partying in nightclubs. They are out of control.

Honestly – who’d live near Windsor Castle?
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.’

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, ‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!’

The woman said, ‘That’s okay.’

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, ‘You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to’.

The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.’

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, ‘That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.’

The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.’

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ‘I’d like a mild heart attack.'”

Tuntis wrote:

“Your jokes blow. Mine’s so much better:

Where do cows go on holiday!?
Moo York!


ZiggyX200 wrote:

“We need an official jokes thread!

Is there anywhere on the GMC that would go though?

There was once a boy, and his father. This boy went by the name of Mark.

Mark was a very good student and was excited about his first day at school. Anyway, he met his kindigarten teacher, made some friends, and did very well. At the end of the year, Mark’s father, got the report card in the mail.

“Good work Son, what do you want as a present, since you did so well at school?”

Mark replied “A piano”

So his father went out, and got him a new TV, a racing car, but a piano was no where to be seen.

Mark then moved on to first grade, as usual he did very in school, and at the end of the year, he got Straight As.

His father was keen to reward his son for his efforts:

“Good work Son, what do you want as a present, since you did so well at school?”

Mark replied “A piano dad”

So his father went out, and got him a brand new PS2, plenty of games, but a piano was no where to be seen.

Years passed by, and before you know it, Mark completed year 12, and got a UAI of 99.

His father was keen to reward his son for his efforts:

“Good work Son, what do you want as a present, since you did so well at school?”

Mark replied “A piano dad”

So his father went out, and bought him a brand new Mercedes, but a piano was no where to be seen.

Mark started university @ the ANU, averaged a GPA of 7, and was an honours student at his university.

His father was keen to reward his son for his efforts:

“Good work Son, what do you want as a present, since you did so well at uni?”

Mark replied “A piano dad”

His father got straight off the phone, and went and bought a new home for him.

Mark caught the plane from Canberra to Sydney, and it crashed on the way. Mark survived, but was in a critical condition. His father, obviously worried and stressed called the hospital.

“Mark are you alright?!?” His father asked.

“I don’t know” Mark said.

“Can I ask you a question Mark? Why did you want a piano so much?”

“I wanted it because…….” Mark passed away in that instant”

ZiggyX200 wrote:

“A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells up to his wife, “Where is the rake?”
She can’t hear him and shouts back, “What?”
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and says, “What?’ and the man repeats his gestures.
The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her
Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her “What in the hell was that?”
She replies, “EYE – LEFT TIT – BEHIND – THE BUSH”

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, “I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird.
“Moses” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?”
The bird answered: “Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller Jesus.
😀 😀 😀 “

ZiggyX200 wrote:

“No I am NOT the faker, I just love jokes 😀
I felt it was appropriate for this topic…

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Got any grapes?” The bartender says,”No, sorry.” So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back and asks,”Got any grapes?” The bartender again says “No.”

This goes on for several days, until the bartender has enough and says,”Look, everyday you come in here and ask if we have any grapes and everyday I say no. The next time you come in here I’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!”

The next day the duck comes back and asks the bartender, “Got any nails?” The bartender says, “No.”

“Got any grapes?””

ZiggyX200 wrote:

“Sigh, I am NOT the dupe, I know full well who it IS though.


If you suffer a power outage, get everyone in the house to put both arms in the air.


Many hands make light work…….

You guys know you love it 😀
See? you are all hanging around for more 😛 “

ZiggyX200 wrote:

“why did the kid fall off his bike?
someone threw a fridge at him.

FredFrederickson wrote:

“I would like to say that I have used my incredibly existent and powerful mod options (and NOT MS paint) to add to Lukerentz’ warn. I hope I don’t have to do this again. See, here is proof.

ZiggyX200 wrote:

“Shut up, you are ruining a perfectly good jokes thread. :O


There was this couple who decided they wanted a deck built at the back of their house so they called a carpenter. The next morning the carpenter comes to their house and goes around the back to start work. The couples little boy follows him to watch the work being done.

The carpenter picks up his hammer and the little boy says “my dad’s got 2 of them” and the carpenter says “yeah ok mate sure”. He then picks up his screwdriver and the little boy says “my dad’s got 2 of them” and the carpenter says “yeah ok mate sure”. This goes on for a while and the carpenter starts to get really shitty with the boy.

After a while the carpenter needs to go take a leak so he walks down to the couples back yard toilet followed by the little boy. The boy walks in, looks at the carpenter’s doodle and says “my dad’s got 2 of them” and the carpenter says “yeah right mate sure you’re full of shit”. But the boy says “no serious, one that size and one bigger when he’s chasing my mum around the house”

On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast
for some sightseeing.He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man,
wearing an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free
himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in
horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Australian rugby
jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side while the
other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious English fan
from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to
death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and
summoned them to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I
heard that there was bitter hatred between Australian and English rugby
fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true. Bless
you my sons.” As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies,
“Who was that?” “It was the Pope” one replied. “He’s in direct contact
with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.” “Well” the harpooner
said, “he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn’t know
anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to
get another one?”

Not to sure about the latest ones…. “

Alex wrote:

“Whats the difference between a christian-made sex doll and a muslim-made sex doll?


The muslim sex doll blows itself up! 😀 “

ZiggyX200 wrote:

“epic 😀

there is a new topic for jokes now 🙂



Alex wrote:

“I think I’m starting to remember why I needed a break from this place. 😛 “



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  1. *posted at 13:37*

    Also, 3,171 words. 😉

  2. …I insulted him on his blog, and I was Wootman. I set out to attack him, and it’s going well >:^D

  3. maybe he won’t post them on his blog because he doesn’t have them. i’ll see if he can actually give me one. i’ll email him.

  4. Timmahh!!!!!!!

  5. XD I have no idea who Alex and ZiggyX200 are, but holy crap, they are awesome =D. ZiggyX200 especially cause he told that idiot to shut up 😀

    O…..M……G……Lulzords is so passe dude. XD by like…umm I dunno, 5 years? How lame. =D Love that smiley though *saves*

  6. >.> Oh I forgot….Taggy waggy(yes that’s you’re new nickname…I thought tigerass was a bit too harsh), you look funny. *giggle* Well not really, and it’s definately not in the bad way, but I didn’t think you looked as…ummm serious? Hehe.

  7. That thread was like watching a train wreck.

    If you were watching when people were logging off and on, it was pretty obvious who the impostor was (eg. Real account logs on, posts then logs off. Impostor logs on, posts then logs off. Repeat cycle). 😉

  8. Pilot, do you realise that the person which you’re ‘attacking’ reads this blog too? Way to give yourself away…

  9. hahahaha, thanks firefall 🙂 i gotcha.

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  11. :)) Thank you man !

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