The Story So Far « the AKHLog V4

The Story So Far

the AKHLog has been on the internet for over a year, and throughout that entire time an amazing story has continued to unfold.

Here we have a log (in a log) of every event that has taken place in this story, from the day this blog began on January 24th 2007 to today. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

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January 24th, 2007 at 11:28 AM

My First Post, some of it now worthy in Quotes of the Week :\ That is, if I had that page back then.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/01/24/my-first-post/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
February 11th, 2007

the “World’s Best Poem”. Ah, brings back some nice memories.

Bring Back John Penisless,

Da Da Da Da Da Da,

Bring Back John Penisless,

Da Da Da Da.

What I didn’t tell you is that was the only part of the dream I had the night before that I could remember. I woke up right after.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/02/11/the-worlds-best-poem/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
February 15th, 2007

Some unusual [to say the least] Google Adsense Ads.

And no, I didn’t know what shemales were at that time, or I would’ve made a comment about it.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/02/15/some-funny-google-ads-i-found/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
February 25th, 2007

AKH Suicide, the font I made, was released.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/02/25/w00t-i-made-a-font/

I remember how you have to put it to like size 30 just to be able to read what it says so funny.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
Later that day [according to the post times, 3 hours later o.O]

AKH Suicide V2.0 made and released. I believe what actually happened was that I released AKH Suicide V2.0 a day after AKH Suicide, but I only made the post about AKH Suicide 3 hours before the post about AKH Suicide V2.0.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/02/25/w00t-testicles/

[to quote the post, the title is unrelated].

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
March 2nd, 2007

My “Best Game Yet” started.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/03/02/im-making-my-best-game-yet/

Not much given away in that post.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
March 13th, 2007

YoYo [surprisingly very quickly] replied to an EULA question I sent them via email.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/03/13/i-got-a-reply/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
March 23rd, 2007

This would appear to be the first time I insult YoYo.

Little did I know that I was experiencing just a beginning of a downward spiral for the company’s reputation …

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/03/23/update-2/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
March 29th, 2007

Attack of the Aerosatron released, 9 days after deadline. it took me 26 days to complete.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/yeah/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
March 29th, 2007

I announce my next plans.

I was still yet to realise that all I ever do is make things and then want to make something else as soon as I finish.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/right-now-what/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 3rd, 2007

the AKH YesNo Test was completed. it took me 4 days to put the questions together and create 3 difficulty modes for this online quiz made almost entirely from VBScript.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 4th, 2007

I begin learning C.

My God.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/04/im-an-idiot/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 5th, 2007

the very beginning of on-blog arguing. Me VS ragarnak.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/05/jeez/

Little did I know that I’d end up doing this all the time later that year.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 5th, 2007

3 hours later. Again. I don’t remember it like this.

I WON the first, shall we say, round of the argument between me and ragrnak. Unfortunately I didn’t know how much that meant – ragarnak is now one of only two people worth “a closer look” according to the annoyingly-YoYo-famous NakedPaulToast.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/05/its-all-over-its-all-finally-over/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 6th, 2007

I give up on C temporarily and stick with Game Maker, while the argument between me and ragarnak develops with the addition of a third voice …

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/06/c-is-too-hard/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 7th, 2007

I choose to make a 2D Pet Sim with 3D Models …

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/07/3ds-not-for-me/

Which later became known as Twaz.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 10th, 2007

Twaz 1.0 Released.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/10/a-bit-late/

AWESOME ^__^

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 11th, 2007

Twaz 1.1 Announced, Work on Twaz 1.2 began.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/11/oh-my-god/

O_O

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 11th, 2007

I had a free day, OK? Twaz 2.3 released.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/11/twaz-version-23/

2.4 was considered, but I felt it wasn’t worth it.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 12th, 2007

New GMC Forum Address [gmc.yoyogames.com] Announced.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/12/new-gmc-forum-address/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 13th, 2007

I write about Stefanman’s new game, Application Wars.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/13/cant-wait/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 19th, 2007

I come across the first person who would one day make my enemies list. Lukasaurus.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/concerns-about-this-forum/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 21st, 2007

AKH GAMEZ Announced.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/21/thats-it/

it didn’t go very far, but a reference to it still remains in my GMC Custom Title.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 21st, 2007

A K H Naked Football with Guns started.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/21/naked-football/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 23rd, 2007

Twaz 2.3 Source Code Released.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/23/ive-done-it/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
And here’s a little post I found shortly after that, not important, but quite funny. worth a read.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/23/moving-on/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 26th, 2007

YoYo Games Beta Announced.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/26/the-beta-site-is-up/

As I write, YoYo Games is STILL in beta.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
April 30th, 2007

A K H Naked Football with Guns Released.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/04/30/its-here/

the controversy that followed was phenomenal!

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 1st, 2007

A K H Ice Cannon started [yes, that was it's name].

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/01/a-k-h/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 5th, 2007

A K H Ice Cannon Abandoned. The name was never actually revealed.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/05/forget-it/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 5th, 2007

For my next project, I turn to PHP.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/05/man-ive-got-no-ideas/

akh.freevar.com is born.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 9th, 2007

A K H Power Transfer started.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/09/my-next-game/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 16th, 2007

My debate with Lukasaurus [the one he "forgot" about] begins.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/16/lukasaurus/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 20th, 2007

A K H Power Transfer finished after 11 days of work.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/20/a-k-h-power-transfer/

Unfortunately it didn’t go down too well in the comunity D:

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 21st, 2007

A K H Light Switch began.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/the-third-game/

And yes, I intended to rush this from the outset.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 25th, 2007

A K H Light Switch Finished after only 4 days work.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/25/a-k-h-light-switch/

Could do with some work, that game.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 26th, 2007

Official AKH GAMEZ site released. Work started on a “piano” for the site.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/work-in-progress/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 29th, 2007

My 15th Birthday.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/29/happy-birthday-to-me/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 30th, 2007

the “piano” was revealed – A K H Music System was Finished. I wasn’t much of a fan of it until it got the awesome comments and ratings it did.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/a-k-h-music-system/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
May 31st, 2007

My first taste of getting banned. But at least I had some fun at the All Mod GMC.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/aw-nuts/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
June 1st, 2007

Work on Krall-Man began.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/06/01/krall-man-work-starts-today/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
June 2nd, 2007

I made (and released) the A K H Music System Version 2, but unfortunately didn’t lick toads.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/06/02/krall-man-delay/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
June 3rd, 2007

the first insult to my Music System, by /\lex, who later changed his name to Alex, then later left the GMC forever. I didn’t notice or write about any of those events.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/06/03/wow-what-an-insult/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
June 21st, 2007

the beginning of the event that put George Williams on my Enemies List. Voting Polls.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/06/21/polls/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
June 26th, 2007

George Williams, like a moron, gets his Polls topic closed.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/06/26/i-will-remind-you-of-what-i-said-earlier/

Idiot.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
July 11th, 2007

the end of the Cage Matches.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/07/11/something-interesting-happened/

They returned the next year, thankfully.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
July 19th, 2007

Opposition to Servili007 and montsa007, shall we say, expressed …

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/07/19/servili007-what-a-fucking-geek/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
July 22nd, 2007

I sell all my DDPoints. Despite what some people thought.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/07/22/hey-im-a-black-man-aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
July 31st, 2007

Yafjam.com Finished and Announced after a LOT of work.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/07/31/woot-its-done/

[yafjam.com is no longer up]

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
August 1st, 2007

I announce that I will start work on an Autosurf program of my own …

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/08/01/autosurfs-ftw/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
August 9th, 2007

Back in a time when NPT wasn’t as objectionable and offensive as he is now, I liked him.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/nakedpaultoast-hates-everyone-except-yourself-and-yourself-definitely-didnt-edit-this-signature-to-say-that-it-was-takagi-yeah-takagi/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
August 17th, 2007

the Ultra-Nazi Time Travelling Spambot is born. But it’s actually just a User Agent for the Firefox user agent switcher addon.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/heres-a-new-identity-for-everyone/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
August 18th, 2007

My long long feud with mrsmes began.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/08/18/i-told-mrsmes-like-ive-never-told-anyone-before-w00t/

Definitely worth a read.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
August 27th, 2007

the Originial Enemies List.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/the-enemies-list-2/

This was never updated.

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
August 28th, 2007

SatanSurf.info Finished and Announced.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/omfg-its-finally-finished1/

[SatanSurf is no longer up]

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 7th, 2007

the AKH Batch File to EXE Converter was Finished and Released.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/07/w00t-my-side-project-is-done/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 9th, 2007

FredFredrickson PMed me.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/07/omfg-fredfredrickson-pmed-me/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 11th, 2007

I finally realise I’m not getting any traffic at my current blog host and make the move to akh505.wordpress.com.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/11/its-the-final-post/

My old host’s website was abandoned a few weeks later.

… Oh dear, on a second look, it just might have become a porn site … :\

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 11th, 2007

the Penis Blog V2 created.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/11/hello-world/

Yes. Penis Blog. You didn’t expect that, did you? Well, maybe if you’re Ivor Biggun …

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 11th, 2007

the Official, now-edited Enemies List was created.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/11/the-enemies-list/

[to my knowledge, all September 11th posts had nothing to do with the date]

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 15th, 2007

I accidentally delete my entire Desktop with a batch file. Ha ha. Funny.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/15/i-had-to-rebuild-my-desktop/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
Septemer 15th, 2007

A great story involving KC LC, Daniel-Dane, and the N word.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/15/damn-kc/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 15th, 2007

My great mindistortion.net post, attracting a lot of my traffic to this very day.

Only 2 lines, but it’s given me hundreds of hits.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/15/noooo-mindistortionnet-is-dead/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 17th, 2007

AKH T3NNiS started, the name at the time was unknown.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/im-taking-a-different-approach-to-the-game/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 21st 2007

Slime Online wasted my time.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/21/damn-you-slime-online/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 21st, 2007

my first argument with mrsmes started on this very day, with my eat-a-dick PM.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/21/i-wonder-how-good-yoyos-swear-filter-is-he-he/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 22nd, 2007

the first truce between me and mrsmes.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/22/a-truce-is-called-possibly/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 23rd, 2007

the AKH Batch eMailer Script was released.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/23/oh-my-god-spelling-mistake/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
September 23rd, 2007

OH LORD

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/09/23/oh-lord/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 1st, 2007

mrsmes and me start fighting again.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/mrsmes-and-me-are-enemies-again/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 1st, 2007

LavaBall was introduced. in a way.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/damn-8-year-olds/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 1st, 2007

mrsmes pretends to be a mod.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/im-having-another-moan-about-mrsmes-and-his-tiny-penis-brain/

[unforunately, it does say "penis brain" rather than "~~penis~~ brain"].

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 2nd, 2007

mrsmes’ email address discovered.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/i-am-going-to-fly-around-the-world-to-australia-go-to-21-cromer-road-brentwood-and-i-am-going-to-kill-mrsmes/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 4th, 2007

My extra-accounts-on-YoYo secret gets out.

As in I tell everyone.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/04/this-mrsmes-thing-is-getting-bad/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 7th, 2007

mrsmes’ “make good users into mods” system is born.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/07/mrsmes-is-back/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 7th, 2007

I seriously own mrsmes.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/07/i-told-mrsmes-again/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 8th, 2007

I find Nekru for the first time. He accepts my negative and insulting review, unexpectedly but it comes back to bit me in the ass a little later …

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/08/hayden-dewar-nekru-might-be-being-added-to-the-enemies-list/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 10th, 2008

mrsmes starts calling me irwin while I propose a truce. I was in a good mood.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/10/friends/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 12th, 2008

I insult Nekru’s BMFC.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/12/be-my-friend-because-im-sad-and-lonely/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
October 20th, 2007

AKH T3NNiS Official Release.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/20/akh-t3nnis-official-release-it-just-doesnt-get-any-better-than-this/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
Ocotber 25th, 2007

I finally realise I spend all my time making things and then start on something new as soon as I finish them.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/10/25/my-life-is-so-pointless-well-sort-of/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 5th, 2007

naruto8foxkid gets added to the Enemies List.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/05/a-new-addition-to-the-enemies-list/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 12th, 2007

mrsmes’ autism discovered, link made to Wiro, that causes some offense later on and I have to take a blog link out of my GMC sig.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/12/omg-mrsmes-is-a-retard/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 13th, 2007

weenom’s amazing game making ability discovered.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/13/outshone-by-someone-i-considered-a-n00b/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 17th, 2007

Ivor Biggun appears, as mrsmes [he is impersonating him excessively well].

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/17/newsage/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 21st, 2007

the AKHLog V3 was born.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/v3-in-such-a-short-time-take-note-64-digits/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 23rd, 2007

Candy Crunch was Finished and Released by mrsmes.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/23/mrsmes-uploaded-a-new-game-d/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 23rd, 2007

the battle against Tuntis begins.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/23/tuntis-damn-you/

[Tuntis is no longer an enemy, by the way]

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 25th, 2007

sillyboy begins impersonating Mark Overmars.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/25/sillyboy-danny420-etc-is-now-impersonating-mark-overmars/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 27th, 2007

A third Mark Overmars imposter appears.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/27/theres-another-mark-overmars-in-town/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
November 27th, 2007

I discover PokePlushies and adopt PwNaGe MaN.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/11/27/adopt-a-pokeplushie-why-well-why-not/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 2nd, 2007

I learn how to force debug GM7 games. it took a lot of trying.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/i-can-debug-gm7-games/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 4th, 2007

I discover slimeonline.org/music

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/zomg-slimeonlineorgmusic/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 5th, 2007

slimeonline.org/music … changes, shall we say.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/05/im-mentioned-on-slimeonlineorg-o/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 9th, 2007

Ivor B leaves for the first time [he comes back and leaves again a couple more times].

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/09/biggest-news-ever-you-have-to-read-this/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 11th, 2007

I got banned from Slime Online for all the hacking I did. lol.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/11/xd-fucken-hell-im-banned-from-slime-online/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 15th, 2007

YoYo Games make their way back into the Open Web Awards by proving that they weren’t “gaming” nominations.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/15/yyg-are-back-in-the-open-web-awards/

[they never even came close to winning, by the way]

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 15th, 2007

Sandy’s Rant Log was Announced.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/15/another-side-of-sandy-duncan/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
18th December, 2007

the Nekru Owning Begins.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/omg-i-got-out-of-control-again/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #
December 22nd, 2007

Nekru tries to Coward out of our argument. I have none of it.

http://akhlog.wordpress.com/2007/12/22/nekru-is-a-coward/

Comment by AKH — May 26, 2008 #