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Quote[s] of the Week

Here it is, Quote(s) of the Week! what will hopefully be a regularly updated section delivering the funniest quotes from the lamest people at the YoYo Games forums, the GMC and of course the main YoYoGames.com site. Not forgetting any of the hilarious words of supreme lameness that might get washed up on the golden shores that are this Blog.

Feel free to post a comment here, but remember that anything off-topic or spam will have to be deleted.

You can also submit your own quotes if you like – just post them here and if they’re any good they’re bound to be approved. Make sure to give the name of who posted it, though.

At the end of each week the best Quote of that Week will be decided on and re-posted.

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Quote of the Week for the week beginning 28/01/2008:

“ivor biggun does hold the secret too crushing microsoft ut’s only a matter of translating what he means in tech speek so we can understand him and find what he means and some strategies too make it too the top while i am the glue which holds it in place and sticks it on top at the top of it if it the stacks topples over we will still be on top of the other ones that went splat.”

Posted by: mrsmes

On: 29th January 2008

Comment by AKH — February 6, 2008 #
That was an example of a “best quote of the week” post, for the week before this page was made. That’s how I plan on formatting it. And any fake best quotes of the week will be uh, de-formatted. if that’s a word.

Comment by AKH — February 6, 2008 #
OK, here’s my first quote of the week for the week beginning 04/02/2008:

“then who are the culprits who are framing all of us and turning this into a mess
it needs too be dealt with i mean it seems like they are framing you even and
akh so i would expect you want revenge on them surely you want too see them
punished something needs too be done before they ruin the site all together and
not just get us all in a tight spot i am sorry i accused you ivor biggun, akh,
tuntis i guess i was wrong.”

this one came from an inexplicably return-key obsessed mrsmes again, on the YoYo Forums on 4th February, he was talking to Ivor Biggun (fatherofsmes) who had just told him to come here and find the “culprits” who had hacked his account laughing about it [the culprits if you will were me and Tuntis]. He then obviously didn’t visit and instead asked who the culprits were … whilst also forgiving me and Tuntis.

Comment by AKH — February 6, 2008 #
my next quote, although I doubt it will win best quote of the week, is “you suck”. Posted by Tuntis exactly 1442 times if I ~~counted~~ worked that out right, on Nekru’s profile on the 6th February.

Comment by AKH — February 6, 2008 #
Heres a couple for ya, from the Yoyoforums:

*************************************************
POSTED BY: ZONE51 (Yoyogames forum)

i used only D&D for this game and variables
think im not good for making games ? think egain
yoyogames.com/games/show/23560

*************************************************
VIEWS OF IVOR BIGGUN
Yeah, zone51. We have thought again and youre not good at making games…you are also not good at spelling “again”.

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 6, 2008 #
POSTED BY: ZONE51 (Yoyogames forum)

and i got a good talent in D&D that anyone Can’t Do and anyone here think only
GML can save them from Very Bad Game Making
i’ve seen some games that are Bad at Anything
they better submit good games then submit bad ones that bugs off and easy to get
the annoy comments
oh and underestimate D&D its an offense to me
only variables can push you into a better level

**********************************
VIEWS OF IVOR BIGGUN
Before you read my views, can I assure everyone that this ISNT the smes…
Great, anyone who underestimates D&D offends him…”I got a good tallent in D&D” – That seems to be a common phrase with our more intellectually challenged yoyo users…
Zone51 we’re gonna have to get you on this blog for an interview….

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 6, 2008 #
I like how he said “only variables can push you into a better level” when you can use variables in D&D.

And because I feel I should post a quote, here’s one from mrsmes (on 07/02/2008):

“yeah, i guess your right, i am a bit like Lan from the Mega Man series very forgetful but good with viruse busting.”

Yeah, it doesn’t look too lame. What’s lame about it is that it was said in response to … well, nothing. No one compared him to that megaman character.

I guess he forgot he was talking to himself. ^^

Comment by AKH — February 7, 2008 #
here’s another, [7th february again] mrsmes has, I believe, for the first time in his life, made a good point:

“Well it would attract more users too the site, but having too log in just too
start game maker gees man pleaze i don’t want too have too do that every time i
start gm, i think i speek for every one when i say if we have too log in just
too use gm this would be going insane and out of control. it would be pure
inane.
mrsmes,”

Comment by AKH — February 7, 2008 #
Nailog said something worthy of a quote of the week, it wasn’t exactly this week, and is the oldest quote so far, but I thought I’d post it. Not only is it funny, it proves Nekru is too sensitive to people who don’t like him and it has mrsmes in it too! it was posted on the 12th January ‘08 [by Nailog]:

“Honestly, my job isn’t to remove “stupid and irritating” comments. If that were the case, mrsmes wouldn’t have any posts.”

Comment by AKH — February 7, 2008 #
OK, here’s another quote from the smes, this is a good one, it is.

Posted 08/02/2008:

“N-N-N-N-Nailog, *crax knuckles* deleting posts that deserve too be in the
suggestion box again are we i can understand it is a habit but then people have
too re type them up all over again even if you deleted it when it wasn’t spam at
all.”

I love how he’s treating Nailog like a retard.

Comment by AKH — February 8, 2008 #
There are several mods on YoYo, but Nailog is the only one that ever does anything as far as I can see.

I think he just deletes mrsmes’ suggestions because they’re impossible or don’t make sense. Because that’s normally what mrsmes’ suggestions are.

Comment by AKH — February 8, 2008 #
No offense but I agree with mrsmes here, Currently from what I’ve seen on Nailog I’d say he is or maybe Nailog is just stressed out with all the spam, I heard that theres only 1 moderator on yoyogames is that true?

Cause if it is then it is a whole different story.

Comment by Makke — February 8, 2008 #
Oh this is classic….

From the yoyo forums we have this chap (ilcamnim), who makes a game and thinks its great…..he posts the following:

“I’m happy to present you with Hyper Invasion, i fixed the problem i told you all about.”

He then progresses onto (in later posts):

“i think my game is cool..”

Then tragedy strikes…he gets a 2star review…and ilcamnim gets a little cross and posts:

“reported your review, it was inaccurate, you gave me 2 stars for game play….”

He then posts a series of messages apparently talking to nobody, until it finally dawns on him that his game is infact, crap:

“I removed hyper invasion, it seems im the only one who liked it, oh well”

So there you have it readers, our budding Bill Gates AKA ilcamnim went from pride in his game to arguing and defending his game, and then the moment of self realisation and deletion of his game……if only all lamers could do this….

More qoutes to come……

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 8, 2008 #
Another little gem for you all, this comes from our new favourite Zone51:

Quote “some things may be possible for some that thinks its impossible”

That sounds suspiciously like mrsmes…..more likely is that zone51 is now part of the smes collective…

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 9, 2008 #
Quoted from yoyo forums:
http://forums.yoyogames.com/forums/3/topics/8?page=4

This really cool guy has a big life choice to make:

Quote “Greetings, fellow sentient life-forms. I am LowBit Prime, age 26. My career choices are to either become an accountant or to make games. So I need to learn how to use Game Maker, and quickly, before all hope is lost. ”

mmm tough one there……GM or accountant….lets hope he learn GM quick enough…..Im sure he’ll be developing for Bungie within the week…..just checked his profile….aww he didnt seem to make it….no games uploaded and last post was May 07….these GM’rs really live in a world of their own dont they???

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 9, 2008 #
http://forums.yoyogames.com/forums/3/topics/8?page=17

and talking about living in fantasyland, the next lamer (swordfyre) owns his own company, you know…

/Quote “Hello. My name is **** ********** and I am a game maker and owner of a company and website called Edibleacid.”

and what a cracking company it is too. If all games companies were like his we wouldnt play computer games, we’d still be playing board games…..check out his “software”

and that my friends is my last offering for the evening….I hope you’ve enjoyed your trip around the fantasyland of yoyo….I certainly have and Im sure tomorrow they’ll be more lame adventures on the most retarded forum on the planet that is yoyo games…..and to all yoyolamers, keep on posting, next time it could be you……

Peace out….

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 9, 2008 #
Looks like mrsmes’ next game isn’t going to be so awesome after all …

“when i just added another sprite in and reached 100 sprites i saved my game and the next time i tried too open it said it was corrupt and could not open the file, it did not open i tried everything but well now i am missing every single resource it’s all gone and it was thanks too one small mistake, one sprite too many.”

[posted by mrsmes on 09/02/2008]

Comment by AKH — February 9, 2008 #
I have another

“well atleast i am maturing even though i am 16 turning 17 these things take time
too master.”

posted by mrsmes on 09/02/2008

Comment by AKH — February 9, 2008 #
and finally, here is mrsmes’ somewhat impossible to understand story of Coming Storm, posted 09/02/2008:

“The Game and it’s story and intro, and left with out an ending because it ends
at the end of time allow me too give you the intro and all that there is too the
game except for taking part in this war between man kind and machine kind in a
form of a scrolling shooter.
The Story:
Agent1: I fear this has happened before.
Sargent: W-What?
Agent1:The Coming Storm…
Machine:Yes it is real, why allow me too explain we were not given choice we
helped you but gained nothing in return and you ruled over us we had no say over
anything and so The Coming Storm is a war which will repeat itself until the end
of time and it shall keep the Timeline forever connected and this war will come
again in the future just like it happened before and so that’s history and how
things for ever ended. this is earth’s true ending the way it was meant too be.
the war started it happened soo long ago it was pushed back too the end of the
time line and it was a war between man kind and machine kind which had too wait
another mallenium before this event was too happen again and now it has arrived
in this game that is the true ancient way of this made up world in that
civilization which was like us except it finally came around too this event.
it may also cut the line of beeing a scary halloween kind of shooter if you
would call that kind of story a scary one and a scary future if how ever it were
real and too repeat itself i would be the first too say have mercy i did not
mean too be so cruel as too do this too you i thought it was your purpose for
that too happen.”

Comment by AKH — February 9, 2008 #
Hey fatherofsmes, zone51 really is good for these quotes, check this one out:

“you newbies really need to SHUT UP and stop rating my games to 1.0 !
and its really annoying

http://www.gamemaker.fr/pages/download/logiciels/GM_Convert_Game.zip

here your DAMN PATCH !

French replay for noobs :
This program is splendid and extremely useful! It makes it possible to convert a exe carried out with Game Maker 6.0 or 6.1 to make it compatible with Windows Vista! It is not even necessary to have the gm6, it is enough to have the exe and thanks to this program it is possible to transform it into exe for Windows Vista! That’ S Awesome! There is just a light loss of quality, invisible for which does not know the version on Vista and the original one.

To use on all the Games made by Game Maker 6.0 or 6.1if you have Vista, or if you are developer.

note : yoyogames may host this file for download”

XD I like the end part where he gives YoYo permission to host their own converter.

[posted by zone51, 08/02/2008]

Comment by AKH — February 9, 2008 #
… then he said this to Nailog, when he pointed out that Mark made the converter:

“your really stupid or what !
this is the patch for 6.1 or 6.0 games to be conpatible for vista

EDIT : oh i think i got Pwn’d by myself >.>
this was made by mark overmars
sorry guys .
but the rates by 1 was really annoying as hell !!!
oh and by the way yoyogames sould add a patched boutton to the games
if the games are 6.1 or 6.0
they sould really know that some games need to be patched”

[same poster and date as above comment]

Comment by AKH — February 9, 2008 #
here he is, when told to calm down, trying to pull the wool over an entire company’s eyes and have them let him remove all ratings of 1 star on his games [which he no doubt deserved]:

“i guess your right josh
but think egain mods sould add a checking rates wen someone falsessly
rate a game just for fun,etc
wen someone do that he can get a ban or get a rate ban
mods sould add a checker thingy to check why they rate 1
and add a message wen why they do that
if they try to rate a game 1 they need to add a message why they rate 1
so if they false rate and rate 1 just for no reason the mods or the programmer(us) can remove the
rate easly
if this work its gonna be a huge change in the system”

Comment by AKH — February 9, 2008 #
OK, first quote from the GMC, this time it’s from the recently-returned moron that I hate, George Williams:

“[MOVE][/MOVE]
This forum doesn’t allow you to use move. WHY? Is this intensional or do you guys don’t know about it.”

he still semms n00bish but at least he doesn’t act like a 3 year old anymore.

Comment by AKH — February 9, 2008 #
Nice quick one here…..from everyones friend Mrsmes……

/quote “gm is a mearacle worker or it’s becoming one ny the minute.”

This was posted on Mark Overmars profile on yoyo and Im sure he’ll be chuffed to bits…..

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 9, 2008 #
here’s another one from mrsmes, it’s not exactly too lame, but I think it’s worth a place here.

“i am using gm7.0 and i have 80gb(gigabytes) of space, i didn’t use any .mp3
files should i contact softrap(what ever it’s called) for help, it’s a .gmk file
that is corrupt. i am absolutely sure it was my sprites that crashed it the
entire project was working just fine before i added that final touch in and too
see if i nearly went over the limit and then boom it happened i could not open
the file, or even run my project too see how well the game and it’s rpg story
and massive tasks list and things you need to do too get through the game and
well it was a mega man battle network game, i was making, mega man battle
network staurn, this is precisely why i suggested the anti overload feature so
it does not overload in any way possible. ok i had too restart gm too get my
file back and so i did but i now have too figure out if it can load all of this
in or if i need too make another version and in use the game end event too load
that one up once i have worked all the kinks out with it but would mean ending
the game too continue too the next part of it.”

Comment by AKH — February 10, 2008 #
Tomorrow is the start of a new week, so I’ll have to decide on the best quote and repost it. What’s your favourite?

Comment by AKH — February 10, 2008 #
Ok, Ill admit it, Im getting desperate…theres little stupidity over on yoyo at the moment, and whilst mrsmes is always good for a quote, he’s too much of an easy target as most of what he says is crap.
Below we have another mrsmes quote, this time though he’s in “experimental” mode and trying to work out how the star rating system works on the yoyo site:

/quote “i worked out it’s not just if you rate it a one star a game goes down but i have
notuiced if you rate it any amount of stars lower than the current amount of
stars it will go down, i was doing a experiment once too see what would happen.”

- Yes Mrsmes, its called an average….
Thats it so far, here’s hoping for something better later…

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 10, 2008 #
Taken from:
http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=357591

I take that back….I found a goody….This guy is pimping himself on the GMC as a programmer. He’s offering his services….

/quote “Hello fellow gamemaker members, my name is Ryan, for thoes of you who dont know me I’m a programmer, I program almost anything, my problem is, i cant do anything else……”

Ok, lets give him the benefit of the doubt for a moment…forget he uses GM and take him on his word…He then goes on to say:

/quote “My strengths are:
-Working with numbers/variables
-Platform Engines
-Using the drawing functions
-Trying new things that interest me”

Id hope he was good with “numbers &variables” he wouldnt be able to code much without them…..
He then goes on to say:

/quote “My weaknesses are:
-3D
-arrays
-Not very experianced with online, forgot to mention that”

Ok, a little honesty…nothing wrong with that..until you read hes weak with arrays…a fundamental and simple coding principle…this clown cant grasp that?….
This guy is looking lamer by the minute…he then says:

/quote “I have many many engines that I never finished”

Well I dont know about you, but Im filled with confidence in him….Im sure any GM projects would love him onboard…..
This clown obviously doesnt understand the art of selling himself, as his continues his own talent assasination of himself by saying:

/quote “Dont bug me because im working on a project, im still workin on that, but its goin slowly..”

So to conclude, this guy is a programmer who doesnt understand basic programming concepts..doesnt finish projects and doesnt want to be “bugged” because he’s slowly working on a project…..what a tosser….(and a lame one at that) I sure there will be a que out the door to hire this guy…

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 10, 2008 #
mrsmes not getting the rating system is funny

Comment by AKH — February 10, 2008 #
here’s one from George Williams again:

“Dear Community(And YOYO STAFF WHO WON’T ANSWER MY EMAILS AND QUESTIONS) I registered for Game Maker 6.1, and later upgraded to 7. I had the full version of Game Maker on my computer for about a month. My computer crashed, so I bought a new one online! It has VISTA. Now I don’t have the full version any more and I tried clicking on re-install, etc..for the game maker key. Everytime I enter in my key it says. “Registeration Key Already In Use”. NOW WHAT?

So I contacted YoYo Games and their message board and It’s been 2 months – - NO REPLIES! I even tried again last week, and again, the same results! Does this mean I have to buy the full version again cause YOYO SUCKS? 6.1 was better, you didn’t have to go online to register(yoyo games completely destroyed that)

Any ideas on how I make my code work?
P.S. The FORUM RULES point to go to certain pages(since I did that already and got nowhere) I am coming to the community(maybe the staff will post a reply in this topic…but I bet they won’t)

I AM COMPLETELY PISSED OFF!”

I took all the emoticons out. it doesn’t really seem as bad.

But it’s not how lame this comment is, or how lame George is, it’s that we can all laugh at this moron’s misfortunes. Which he so deserves. [and that wasn't sarcasm].

Comment by AKH — February 10, 2008 #
A nice fresh one here, found at http://forums.yoyogames.com/forums/3/topics/10085
under the title of “need game testers and reviewers”

This is another lamer with ideas about having his own software group…you know the type…the one that fantasizes about having his own company…Anyway this clown has put out an advert to recruit reviewers and testers for his “company” games…there are a couple of interested replies….theres only one problem with the job though….

/quote “We still dont have no project first we talk and give ideas before developing a game after we develop and you test”

LOL – I dont think I have to say anything more.

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 10, 2008 #
oh damn….another typo…”fantasies”

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 10, 2008 #
Oh dear more gold of the old smessy
http://www.panelmonkey.org/forums/viewtopic.php?pid=7984

Comment by Makke — February 11, 2008 #
I’m gonna quote Dopefish from that link:

“hey, guess what, smesboy, I am an admin and I DID ban yer ass”

mrsmes finally got what was coming to him. Shame it wasn’t on YoYo.

Comment by AKH — February 11, 2008 #
Quote of the Week for the week beginning 04/02/2008:

“you newbies really need to SHUT UP and stop rating my games to 1.0 !
and its really annoying

http://www.gamemaker.fr/pages/download/logiciels/GM_Convert_Game.zip

here your DAMN PATCH !

French replay for noobs :
This program is splendid and extremely useful! It makes it possible to convert a exe carried out with Game Maker 6.0 or 6.1 to make it compatible with Windows Vista! It is not even necessary to have the gm6, it is enough to have the exe and thanks to this program it is possible to transform it into exe for Windows Vista! That’ S Awesome! There is just a light loss of quality, invisible for which does not know the version on Vista and the original one.

To use on all the Games made by Game Maker 6.0 or 6.1if you have Vista, or if you are developer.

note : yoyogames may host this file for download”

… (Nailog then Points out that Mark made the Coverter) …

“your really stupid or what !
this is the patch for 6.1 or 6.0 games to be conpatible for vista

EDIT : oh i think i got Pwn’d by myself >.>
this was made by mark overmars
sorry guys .
but the rates by 1 was really annoying as hell !!!
oh and by the way yoyogames sould add a patched boutton to the games
if the games are 6.1 or 6.0
they sould really know that some games need to be patched”

Posted by: zone51

On: 8th February 2008

Comment by AKH — February 11, 2008 #
And here’s the first quote of the week for the week beginning 11/02/2008:

“look lavaball, your the infamous one here and so those other fools you mentioned and, well did you ever think: Maybe mrsmes can’t upload a screenshot because mrsmes had too restore mrsmes’s entire computer system and had saved his hard work well i infact had too do just that, and it was really painful and now your calling me a liar i bet you don’t even don’t know what your talking about. your the real liar here if you had any knowledge over it what so ever you would know that my computer had to”

Posted by mrsmes on 11th Feb ^^

Comment by AKH — February 11, 2008 #
lol I think though its funnier if nobody says anything to him at all…that encourages his mad rants…..when he wants people to speak with him…

It is very strange though he kept the avatar when his account was hacked…..

Comment by father of smes (Ivor Biggun) — February 11, 2008 #
Here’s a good quote from mrsmes [12/02/2008]:

“yes having only one file uploaded in the one game page would help, no i am not playing hard too get, i am trying too help you out here.”

it doesn’t make any sense, and it was in response to nothing – as if mrsmes was imagining the other guy’s reply and responding to it in real life. He also said he wasn’t “playing hard to get”. Meaning he’s either gay [severely unlikely what with him being so homophobic] or using another phrase which he doesn’t know the meaning of. it’s a habit of his, that.

here’s the topic: http://forums.yoyogames.com/forums/3/topics/10121 it’s also been posted in by one “JesusChild777″. Who is blatantly another one of SatanChild666’s accounts. What is he, a retard?

http://www.yoyogames.com/members/JesusChild777

Comment by AKH — February 12, 2008 #
OK, I’ve got fresh and awesome February 13th quotes from the one and only mrsmes:

“i hope this this evil Bi*ch looses.”

Talking about Hilary Clinton. And I think for once I agree with him.

Comment by AKH — February 13, 2008 #
On to the meatier and mrsmesier comments now:

“Event maker, sweet, why not what ever you want action, just type and soon you
get results when you save the game and then start it up, i.e. i could say:
PREVENT RESOURCE OVERLOADS AND PREVENT ACTION OVERLOADS.
and it would do exactly that.”

That’s just plain stupid.

Again, it appears he thinks computers can understand the english language and act according to what they are told.

Comment by AKH — February 13, 2008 #
it appears he wishes Aqua Dragon death:

“@Aqua Dragon: Wait a minute Aqua i thought you said you weren’t going too bother
explaining these things too me, and you have said this how many times 10 to 16
care too explain, if you can do it with out snapping at the same time while
snapping your spine.”

Spine Snapping??? :O

Comment by AKH — February 13, 2008 #
And finally here’s one about SatanChild666III, who mrsmes calls SatanChild666111:

“[OFF TOPIC]
@SC666111: hey i see your a good person now, woah, and might i say i was wrong
too ever say people can’t change/don’t change, if i ever did, well then i was
wrong please forgive me.[/OFF TOPIC]
[ON TOPIC]
i am waiting for gm8.0 and getting it too make games for the mac wait i’ll get
gm9.0 too do that and have all the features i requested, oh, oh, mind control
action, control a object with your mind, mind control event for the action so
just before it’s executed. A fade action so the object fades until a certain
amount decreasing the amount of pixels in the image by the given amount.”

Comment by AKH — February 13, 2008 #
here’s a little 14/02/2008 quote proving mrsmes lameness:

“not a problem i am just adding them in now won’t be long, oh, if you could, could you tell me who i should ask for help on adding health points for my ai.”

it appears he doesn’t know how to use variables. I’ve taught someone that before in 5 minutes.

Comment by AKH — February 14, 2008 #
OK here’s 2, spread across the 14th and 15th of February, from mrsmes:

“not a problem i am just adding them in now won’t be long, oh, if you could, could you tell me who i should ask for help on adding health points for my ai.”

…

“don’t worry i think i have worked out the problem, but if you can find the library or you know some one who does know where it is please tell me.”

He thinks a Library for enemy health points exists. >.<

Comment by AKH — February 15, 2008 #
here’s another quote, the result of my stirring up on 15th February:

“no, no, no don’t worry akh you won’t get that at all, infact i am very thankful, for that help and i have experienced making a turret that points towards the mouse for a tank simulation how ever it’s in a platformer side scrolling shooter and i can’t calculate how too make the tank face left when my turret object is pointing more towards the left, but if it’s facing more towards the right at the same time with out going too 360 degrees or the nearest possible degrees too circle back too 360 and go down below objects like the ground which would be un natural, but i can work out how too do all the other physics such as mud, dirt, snow, grass, water, ice, sand terrain physics, injury physics sparks, metal, blood, flesh peeling off, the health system thanks too your help, and i can even make slippery terrain and some ai.”

As always, this is a piece of mrsmes gold.

Comment by AKH — February 15, 2008 #
and another piece here too, this is where he asked me to team up:

“say we could be a team for just this once AKH, we could even enter it too the ancient theme and say it was set in the days they had tanks and well i borrowed a tank sprite from the resource pack and got the turrett part of it and redone the rest of it too look underneathe the turret for a raising and lowering action, i’ll come up with an awesome story and a challenging game play you just provide the coding help where i get stuck see below for an example,”

[there was no example below]

Comment by AKH — February 15, 2008 #
Finally, this PM is just a classic:

“Ok, AKH, I mrsmes have an offer i would like too make for you, how about this:
You help with me that small little request on coding
In return i will give you:
Help with spriting and a few ereas where your not so good
So here is the deal you help me with that one small thing i requested in my guestbook, and i can help you with spriting or maybe a bit of coding you don’t have too do any spriting in the project and you will gain credits, wadda you say, but this is a one time offer and i am not always this reasonable so choose fast because we only have 48 hours and time is ticking and will start as soon as you have opened this message. so make up your mind within 48 hours or the request will expire and you will not gain any help from me and i shall not gain any help from you.”

mrsmes thinking he can teach ME?!

Comment by AKH — February 15, 2008 #
On 16/02/2008 I have finally obtained evidence that mrsmes is a pervert with a squirrel fetish:

“i am using advance paint now and making some impressive things with it oh, and with kate the squirrell from candy crunch i even gave her a dress and a pair of bras, in the game.”

XD

Comment by AKH — February 16, 2008 #
And here’s a little extra mrsmes for you all:

“That does it now i am really angry with microsoft, : angwy :”

Comment by AKH — February 16, 2008 #
Oh, Jesus Christ! [figure of speech] I forgot, with all my internet-connection-hypochondriacing, I have to decide on a best Quote of the Week!

Comment by AKH — February 18, 2008 #
Quote of the Week for the week beginning 11/02/2008:

“[OFF TOPIC]
@SC666111: hey i see your a good person now, woah, and might i say i was wrong too ever say people can’t change/don’t change, if i ever did, well then i was wrong please forgive me.[/OFF TOPIC]
[ON TOPIC]
i am waiting for gm8.0 and getting it too make games for the mac wait i’ll get gm9.0 too do that and have all the features i requested, oh, oh, mind control action, control a object with your mind, mind control event for the action so just before it’s executed. A fade action so the object fades until a certain amount decreasing the amount of pixels in the image by the given amount.”

Posted by: mrsmes

On: 13th February 2008

Comment by AKH — February 18, 2008 #
mrsmes again, that one, chosen purely because he expects GM9 to have a Mind Control action.

The stupidity more than speaks for itself there – it screams in your face and tries to burn you to death.

XD Anyway, a fresh week means a fresh batch of [what are now] February 18th comments:

“i will now show you a load of videos about illegal content and how unsafe it is
and tell you some awfully sad stories that happened too peoples computers while
experiencing them with out ever getting the chance too record them.
these ones are recorded:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TScDZACXzE – computer hacking videos from
youtube
computer hacking in proggress videos(every recorded video is from youtube):
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=computer+hacking&search_type=
computer infections 2 results found:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=computer+infections&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pc+infections&search_type=
Dangerous sites:
http://www.goggle.com – p.s. don’t make the spelling mistake when typing http://www.google.com
go to http://www.goggle.com – if your game too try and see how safe it is well it isn’t
see on a video below how one spelling mistake can infect your entire computer.
video just below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24NgIAiL9kE
Safe sites:
http://www.gogle.com – a spelling mistake done in a video when typing http://www.goggle.com
Console hacks and infections:
Computer being hacked results found 1:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=computer+being+hacked&search_type=&search=Search
these can result in:
computer/console hacks, viruses, worms, malware and spyware and adware and
applications like spysherriff link too video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWenZivZbvA
console infections videos:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=xbox+infections&page=2
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=playstation+infections&search_type=&search=Search
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wii+infections&search_type=&search=Search
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nintendo+infections&search_type=
consoles being hacked results:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=xbox+being+hacked&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=playstation%20being%20hacked&search=Search&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&spell=1
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nintendo+being+hacked&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wii+being+hacked&search_type=
console hacking results(if you really are desperate too see the disasterous
mistakes that happen during these proccesses, includes pc hacking results in
video format, for your enjoyment and nothing else):
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=xbox+hacking&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wii+hacking&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nintendo+hacking&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=playstation+hacking&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pc+hacking&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=computer+hacking&search_type=
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=code+cracking&search_type=
Viruse videos too keep you alert:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=viruses&search_type=
What are the stories and the true ones i promised you?
1.Story 1 – result1(total results 1)
Name: my computer just about got deleted
User(user who experienced it): mrsmes
Story:
one day i was at my computer desk in the morning my computer was on(i can’t
remember when it happened but i can remember how it happened) and my computer
was going green scale and yellow scale and red scale and blue scale and pink
scale, once i fixed this i ran a test with avg for my daily test, first time it
picked up a threat of a unknown kind, and when i cancelled the test and ran
another one because it was going too slow i had no viruse in the viruse vault
and none were found in the second test not even a threat but it caused it too go
slower(listen carefully here is where i restore my system), i then restart my
computer 3 times and press F3 and access safe mode, and then just answer yes too
all the questions that come up and there was 3 of them and i installed system
restore sinse the system basicly had no choice but to do so and didn’t have it
installed and i ran system restore automattically straight after installing and
with a lot of luck i restored my system. i think the threat may have installed
itself because i never went searching for malicious malware, you may also want
too look out for malware and here are some videos of it in action:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=malware&search_type= – malware
videos
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=malware+running&search_type= -
malware in action and results and other info which can tell you about malware in
a few videos. if the links don’t appear copy the address into the browser and
see it there after clicking go. not enough results try searching google, and
youtube.
http://www.google.com – google
http://www.youtube.com – youtube
what spyware, etc removal can you trust:
avg, SpywareBlaster, Norton
What spyware, etc removal can’t you trust:
Spysherriff – a form of malware or infestation, can deliver info too 3rd parties
which should not gain certain info, for specific reasons abiding the law for
example.
what ones are questionable:
SpyBot Search and destroy
avg – if it becomes infected then yes it may proove harmful, if this is not
dealt with immediatly.”

Technically this batch of smes ~~gold~~ spam was posted yesterday, but a few hours makes little difference, it’s being posted today so I’ll count it for this week.

Comment by AKH — February 18, 2008 #
this from a few hours later [on the 18th though] is just plain mrsmes weird:

“I tried it before and even on the gmc forums for specific reasons and good ones
but i couldn’t get it too work so if it doesn’t work just copy the link into the
browser and press go it should be real simple, i mean it is only one minute just
too copy it and surely if you much interest in the topic and least read through
a bit of it and check some of the stuff out and tell me how you enjoyed the
videos and if they put a good outlook on the audience and well, some how i know
Nailog will get cranky with me for posting this topic sooner or later and one
day.
if i show you the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=computer+hacking&search_type=
notice how 2 categories are available too choose from, one about computers, the
other if the entire address is copied into the browser can be considdered the
computer hacking search on youtube now you also gain more choice as well as
options and can choose from any of the above links or addresses to go in your
browser and you also can view a wider range of videos although too be
computer/console smart please use the addresses as they will take you too the
required page at youtube and you can see what happens as a result of many
approaches and or actions or what is not your fault and the program may have
downloaded itself. notice how in the page here:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=computer
on one particular video on page 1 they mention a computer hacking util system
called lunix not linux and if some one any where you know has that system
installed wether it be your freind or not just considder them as some one likely
too hack a computer and be aware of that, and no i don’t use any advanced
systems i will not ever go near linux, or lunix, or vista, because i feel
windows vista is just right and fine for me for those who don’t know ok.
need more evidence about http://www.goggle.com try this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3atmWmWCwlw&feature=related
still not enough proof why not go there and find out about it and try
spysherriff for yourself and enjoy the party and it won’t be long until your
computer is at risk then don’t come crying too me or doing it on the forums.”

He spends a BIG paragraph persuading people to copy the links in to their browser and “press go” (not return) if they don’t show up properly.

I find it baffling sometimes how, with such pathetic computer knowledge, he expects to crush Microsoft.

Comment by AKH — February 18, 2008 #
“”YYF is more of a community but it isn’t nearly as useful for the production of
games. GMC is for all my questions and GM-related comments. I’m just here for
General Chat, like most of you probably are. I really don’t find them
comparable.
And the option for “I don’t know” should be 3, since it’s in the middle. “I
agree” should be 4, and “I totally agree” should be 5.”
Did you mean YYG and YYF as in YoYoGames and YoYoForums well if you mispelled
YoYoGames then i’ll let it pass but if you Meant either i’ll let it pass but
yeah it just makes it easier too understand, L0L.”

it appears because mrsmes cannot use the [quote] tag I originally [in my post today] assumed the typo of YYF was his own.

This quote is mildly lame, really it’s more of a space filler, I thought I should add it after mentioning it in my post.

Comment by AKH — February 18, 2008 #
That text is too long, I couldn’t handle reading it all V_V

Comment by Makke — February 19, 2008 #
I didn’t bother reading it all ^_^

Anyway, here’s some fresh 19th February ~~SC666~~ mrsmes for you:

“AKH, that does it your going down your goig too be owned you stupid fool, I am going too bash you like hell one day even I(SC666) managed too mature once in a while with my new account but the reason I am going too kill you for this is that you don’t learn when too stop unlike myself.”

Comment by AKH — February 19, 2008 #
oh look, here’s some more

“i have recently discovered AKH, fears, Nailog, SC666III, i thought i would make a joke about it on the forums except using 5 I’S at the end of the name ‘SC666′ so it came out as ‘SC666IIIII’ just too really annoy AKH and frame Ivor Biggun on the blog too break the peace between them around on AKH’S blog, that scum(Reffering too AKH here and anywhere) and well i made use of Nailog saying “I am back” and may of confused the stupid scum(AKH) well back too causing his blog to go corrupt.”

Comment by AKH — February 19, 2008 #
I’ve reported mrsmes before and I’m sure many others have, nothing happened because YoYo’s admins are lazy, they don’t care about the site and how much it gets spammed or abused, they just care about the money they get off it.

if they won’t do anything about mrsmes then people like me and LavaBall will have to. This time I’m going to make mrsmes’ life hell – which is easy to do to someone so stupid and immature.

I’ve already got plans to spam his inbox and I think I’ll do it no matter what his reaction to my argument-starting is – he deserves it after all.

I think the one problem I’ve had with arguing with mrsmes in the past is that … he doesn’t understand what you say. it’s like he speaks a different language – yet he still expects everyone to understand him and no one to understand those who talk normally.

This time though I’m determined not to let the argument just sort-of fizzle out and I’ll keep on fighting, even if ultimately this turns into a simple spam war. You see, when you argue with mrsmes he can’t defend himself intelligiently, so he resorts to spamming and downrating your games … And asking mods to ban you, which is just annoying for everyone. But hey, the mods don’t do anything so they deserve a little spamming from the smes anyway.

and speaking of “the smes”, which is fatherofsmes’ term, mrsmes has starting calling himself that now.

He seems to copy everyone. Fatherofsmes reported in the past that mrsmes starting using his phrases and words. That sounds to me like the behavious of a small child.

Either mrsmes is a young child with irresponsible parents who allow him to lie and abuse others, or most likely he is a 16 year old with a low I.Q. [or serious mental problems]. He could of course be a prankster, but I’m not too sure of that, he’s too consistent, and I can’t see how being mrsmes is any fun.

Comment by AKH — February 19, 2008 #
Yes, I bet now it’s going to be really interesting to what you’re going to do to mrsmes in the future, I see he pissed you off, Heck he pissed both you and LavaBall off and lava finally pulled one on him, I’d have to say I agree with what lava said to mrsmes

He is going to far anyway.

Comment by Makke — February 19, 2008 #
Yeah that sucks, Such a big cool looking site that could have been a future for Game Maker resources and games have gone down

I am waiting til the day yoyogames will live up to it’s power, It all started because of satanchild spamming and crap, Before him yoyogames was at it’s best, After his spamming some idiots made him more famous by making games that mention him or relate him in some way, Way to go game makers, They rather leave that jerk alone instead of making him more famous tough.

Comment by Makke — February 19, 2008 #
About his parents, They might no even know what mrsmes is doing on their computer/laptop or whatever, If they know I bet they should take this situation seriously and send him to some doctor/psychiatrist or someone who could help him.

Comment by Makke — February 19, 2008 #
Yeah, I doubt they know what he’s doing, especially if he is actually 16. By that age you’re usually trustworthy enough not to have your internet activity monitored. Maybe even if you do have mental problems.

I have some theories about mrsmes, about who he is.

He could be …

- a real person with low intelligience or a bad education

- a small child with poor literacy who enters big ages in the hope of being respected

- or a prankster … who seriously needs to have some real fun, rather than spend his time annoying kids.

I have a strong belief that he’s not a prankster, he’s too stupid. My theory is that he’s a young child, Australia has a good education system after all, even if it does produce jerks like Nekru.

Comment by AKH — February 20, 2008 #
Now it’s time for a mrsmes quote, this time showing not how poor his English is, but how poor his French and Italian is:

“most likely email, yes, we we, ci, yeah i know a little itialiano and a bit of
french, we.”

[Posted on February 19th]

Comment by AKH — February 20, 2008 #
and here’s a second for today, this time on February 20th rather than 19th, it’s small but funny:

“i dunno know?”

and if it makes sense to you the first time you read it, read it again.

Comment by AKH — February 20, 2008 #
This is from gamer1224 on the GMC, I chose to upload it as an image because it just works so much better that way.

http://s156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/akh500/?action=view&current=stupidnoob.png

Comment by AKH — February 20, 2008 #
He posted his serial to the whole world to see it XD, He doesn’t even know why his topic got removed, God I love these n00bs.

Comment by Makke — February 20, 2008 #
Ok, some Friday February 22nd mrsmes gold for everyone, beginning with his terrible attempt at coding a reverse movement example:

“But i won’t just llet any one use it they have too give credits too me for usage
of course AKH is never too use this sinse he is such a smart arse at programming
in gml he should be able too work out a way that is faster but in my scrypt with
this in gml i am going too show you that faster isn’t always better just get a
sprite drawn up and make a object and a room and apply the following code in
it’s step event and you have your fast whacky inverted arrow key controlled
player which seems harder too control and speed can over power it’s motion, so
here is the code:
//////////////////////////
// Control Reverse
// Written By Aaron Wise
// Copy Right 2008
//
// reverse the controls
if keyboard_check(vk_left){direction=0 speed+=1}
if keyboard_check(vk_right){direction=180 speed+=1}
if keyboard_check(vk_down){direction=90 speed+=1}
if keyboard_check(vk_up){direction=270 speed+=1}
if speed>10020 {friction+=15}
Here are the controls:
Arrow keys: left = right, right = left, up = down, down = up
so your movement is reversed
enjoy from mrsmes,
a smes creation”

it was actually meant to give the object a speed of 10,000+ O_O if mrsmes knew how GM worked he’d know how terribly stupid that was.

Anyway, we began with a mrsmes who fails at coding …

Comment by AKH — February 22, 2008 #
… and we end with a mrsmes who fails at reading.

“woah time out, what did i do this time i thought i was making things better or i am completely confused as too how you work and socialize with others and how i am meant too understand this and get along with you if i don’t understand how you are likely to react, akh, trust me if you do anything of the sort i’ll send you too spam city, or better yet a entire continent of spam.”

Comment by AKH — February 22, 2008 #
for the first piece of February 23rd mrsmes cake, I’ll copy out some of my post. And I warn you all, this is long.

“yeah i guess SC really did change.
any way the sprite editor could have the following:
1.Edit multiple sprites at a time
2.Select and flip horizontally and/or vertically
3.Rotate certain parts selected within the sprite
GM could be better with the following:
1.Faster functionality
2.D&D Goes faster like gml speed
3,Interface and everything else is faster
4.Unique tools specifically for adding and creating functions i.e. you want more
3d compatibility make one for it yourself then
5.Model Maker
The Model Maker would be like the sprite editor where you simply draw and rotate
and all and better yet with the model maker you can export it too .bmp or .gif
or .obj for usage in your game after doing certain angles and movements.
A new resource:
Name: Pattern
Functionality: Pattern making and checking
Use: Good for when your having trouble finding formations in groups of objects
or resources in a row of a certain amount ussually 3 or more, for new games like
zen style games, lux style games, more easier too make arcade based games and
pattern based games why this could also be too check for heaslth patterns too
determine a enemies behaviour, give the enemy a certain amount of health and hit
points with out all the confusing code, it makes it easier and can even be used
for action and event patterning too check what order it happens in and how
things are reacting too see if they are not making any false commands executed.
also can detect formations and combinations and combinations of formations in a
row, woah that is amaizing and really helpful, imagine the challenges you can
provide for the gamer even the most top notch smarty pants at puzzle games will
have a tire ing time at your game with in seconds it will keep them going and
playing and more replay value is gained.
Tool:
Name: Result Viewer
Use: Hate running into glitches whever it be in code or actions or events this
finds them in both for you, better yet you get too view the result and if it’s
what you had planned on, infact every action should have one like setting a
direction you get too see what angle and direction your object will move in,
within one small preview and it tells you the precise result, so that will be
the way too make it easier for all actions and lines of code also give you a
preview of highlighted action and/or code that way you will never have too worry
about being perfect again with things in code or actions, of cause something
that gives you the code after you show result and effect you want it then gives
you the code you need too use.
You wanted too make it easier right, this is how you make it easier, so work
your magic and then less work and woah, gee wizz it really is like magic too
make your game that simply.
GM supports models right so all kinds of models like milkshape and others should
be able too be imported while the milkshape modeller still needs a pencil tool,
and brush tool, and lassoo tool.”

Proving that anyone who believes SC is stupid, mrsmes here opens with “yeah i guess SC really did change” then he continues to say that GM could be improved with D&D being as fast as GML [D&D is currently faster than GML] and if functionality could be added. Which it already can be, through DLLs, script resources and the extension mechanism. >_>

Comment by AKH — February 23, 2008 #
here’s some mini YoYo console support:

“i still think it’s a nice idea though, plus gm gains popularity, soon, one day
gm with it’s own console, after all the others are supported.”

Comment by AKH — February 23, 2008 #
here’s mrsmes speaking truth. Except for the part where he said he was kidding about the spam.

“Yeah great idea, i even get reputation for what i do best posting yay. this
could just the start of a deep and meaningful post/spam or something if the mods
accept this rule i like it. just kidding about the spam, guys.”

Comment by AKH — February 23, 2008 #
“you can add favourite, topics, ereas, freinds, members, be fans of them cool
sweet i like this idea well it could be handy or atleast nice and relaxing and
make yoyogames more enjoyable and of a nicer experience even too new comers, and
no i don’t like using the term(newbie), it’s insulting too people.”

the term n00b is insulting. The term newbie is the opposite. Anyone who’s been on the internet as long as he has should know that.

mrsmes is so slow.

Comment by AKH — February 23, 2008 #
… but finally, here’s mrsmes doing what he does best, walking in on a topic he doesn’t understand:

“woah, calm down every one, now eevry one is entitled too their own oppinion and
can change that oppinion at any time so can’t we all just have our own oppinnion
with out having to go through things as beserk and crazy as this kind of thing
woah, it’s driving me mad please it must come too an end.”

Comment by AKH — February 23, 2008 #
Quote of the Week for the week beginning 18/02/2008:

“most likely email, yes, we we, ci, yeah i know a little itialiano and a bit of french, we.”

Posted by: mrsmes

On: 19th February 2008

Comment by AKH — February 25, 2008 #
Nothing really stood out this week, yet the competition between two quotes was pretty close. I chose that one because it still makes me smile.

And I’ll begin this week’s quotes with something that would have won had it been posted last week:

“i pick my nose every now and then, and when un-noticed, i make jokes about ivor biggun, i gain knowledge in gml, keep my scripts a secret, if they help me make awesome games.
*Pix nose*
*scratches head*
*thinking*
*learning gml code within mind and gaining intelligence*”

Comment by AKH — February 25, 2008 #
And now I present a two-in-one comment with two more February 25th Quotes, again from mrsmes [it's like I don't need to say who posted them anymore >.<]

“i’d be scared if AKH, ever became a mod, and/or anything close too a mod.”

“LOL, MICROSOFT Crushed my dreams of it being a good even company for once so i guess i’ll have too take over and become the manager, run things and change it entirely, into MR.SMES!”

And here’s a little fact , this page has gained about as many comments in 3 weeks as the Enemies List gained on the night of fatherofsmes and Tuntis’ argument!

Comment by AKH — February 25, 2008 #
Hey you jerk, nice way to kick me when i’m down, thats america for you. I made hyper invasion and im not lame, i kick ass literally, thats why i hate the net so much evry ones so damn tough, it makes me wanna barf all over the place.

Comment by Michael Rodriguez — February 25, 2008 #
“thats america for you”

even though me and fatherofsmes are both from the UK.

God, I hate Americans sometimes, thinking everyone else is the same as they are. You go barf all over the place, it might make your country look better.

Comment by AKH — February 26, 2008 #
Here’s Tentusa [same as SC666, I think] trying so hard to swear and failing so royally on the 27th February:

“bjpri em so hepy…to offen ppl leik u…brrp…i fel su drunk….brrp..bew…fukl u ak…FCUK”

Comment by AKH — February 27, 2008 #
and this one just speaks for itself here …

“hey ever played postal 2?it said it makes u more intelligent i gotta try it before tough as it may work then again i em better then u guys in anyway”

:O

Comment by AKH — February 27, 2008 #
here’s a February 29th Quote, won’t see another of these for 4 years! XD

“every one is using it and the GMC(GAME MAKER COMMUNNITTY) is always growing every day, why else do you see more members every day? because it’s growing consatantly.”

I like how he says “consatantly”. mrsmes spends too much time around SC [or maybe not].

Comment by AKH — February 29, 2008 #
a little variety now, here’s a February 30th comment from spriter12:

“lavaball your comments are rude and pointless and you had no right to treat mrsmes like that >:( poeple who are rude to my friends for no reason dont deserce to be my friends. now starts an ever lasting war from your own injustice on mrsmes.”

Comment by AKH — March 1, 2008 #
Quote of the Week for the week beginning 25/02/2008:

“lavaball your comments are rude and pointless and you had no right to treat mrsmes like that >:( poeple who are rude to my friends for no reason dont deserce to be my friends. now starts an ever lasting war from your own injustice on mrsmes.”

Posted by: spriter12

On: ~~30th February 2008~~ 1st March 2008

Comment by AKH — March 3, 2008 #
I chose that comment purely because I said it was posted on the 30th of February. XD

I’ll start off the week beginning 03/03/2008:

“that does it now i am really angry with microsoft i suggest we form a angry mob and litterally kick microsoft’s butt, break into the gaming industry and destroy them.

I’ll kick bill gates out litterally we just need too form a angry mob.”

Comment by AKH — March 3, 2008 #
And here’s one from Meziathol, our newest Lamer:

“Monday= I get my test results back and find im in set 3 for German (second to worst set) After about a hour of being yelled at by my mum i promise her i will be a better set in french.

Tuesday: Find out im in set 4 for french (worst set) im pretty bustad

Saturday: My dad finds out about the set im in, gives me a huge lecture, get yelled at by my mum for not doing homework, a pretty bad day all-round.”

Comment by AKH — March 3, 2008 #
AHHH! I haven’t had time to maintain the quotes on this page for 4 days now, oh well, here something good from spriter12, who really deserved to win the L Factor:

“what do you tjhink i said on my blog. i said that im leaving this behind me and sauid that imn leaving it alone forever!!! but since you kind sirs are a**h***s i will not protecting some one whowas asked forgive for a long time now, oim not stupid i read his geust book and i see that has kindly asked you guys to stop and to forgive him. now i hope you know that will not stop. i asked you kindly not to spam me for what i did and that i did nothing to receive it.”

Comment by AKH — March 7, 2008 #
OK, here’s another, and quick:

“oh i get the situation. i understand that you’re taking this waaaaay to far AKH you really dont have a right to be doing this. you’ve left your mark leave him alone. your 15 he’s 16 your not supposed to to treat your elders like that. you know i dont know how your parent or family or even friends treat you but what happense in cyberspace deosn’t matter you can easily delet spam on your blog. if your mad at him dont hurt him delete his spam! dont give evil for eviland oh im not leaving yoyo”

Comment by AKH — March 7, 2008 #
here’s one from the 6th:

“now lets see what have i done the past three days……ah ha! i have tricked the bashers that i have spammed smes’s inbox and gone over to their side and have gotten them to give me their spamming program. it certainly seems like im the better in the smarts section. and i’ll have you know im not going to use it, why simply because its againts my nature , to hurt some one for things done in the past. I cant spam AKH and LavaBalls Inbox’s because , not that im afraid to get spammed but that i dont feel that they deserve it even though they do in most sense’s, but i feel that they do not. and if your reading this Akh im not going to use it for good or for evil im not going to use it at all. and i hope you think twice before spamming my inbox for i have done nothing to you to deserve that kind of treatment., i would allso like to say that i still think it’s wrong the way you treat smes but im not going to fight you guys any more im leaving it at this, i have done what i thought was right to do and im not going to do any more im leaving it alone forever, only intervening to help smes when i think its right to do so. this is all im going to say about the matter and im not going to think of it any more.”

Comment by AKH — March 7, 2008 #
here’s what could be the last mrsmes quote we see:

“Ok i get your point AKH, I really do understand and i wasn’t having a go at you or doing any funny buissness at all so i think you better take back all that spam you sent too me and wait for me too delete it all.

So tigerdude your against me 2 what do you want now or this time? because do u know what I want, I want too be a better person and for AKH too give me a break and stop spamming my inbox along with that idiot LavaBall.”

it’s a good one at least

Comment by AKH — March 7, 2008 #
not tremendously lame this, but the page is getting dull, so here’s some March 9th mrsmes for everyone:

“i’ll be getting back at you quite soon AKH just as soon as i have it ready to go and spam you too a continent of spam just as promised.”

Comment by AKH — March 9, 2008 #
Quote of the Week for the week beginning 03/03/2008:

“oh i get the situation. i understand that you’re taking this waaaaay to far AKH you really dont have a right to be doing this. you’ve left your mark leave him alone. your 15 he’s 16 your not supposed to to treat your elders like that. you know i dont know how your parent or family or even friends treat you but what happense in cyberspace deosn’t matter you can easily delet spam on your blog. if your mad at him dont hurt him delete his spam! dont give evil for evil”

Posted by: spriter12

On: 7th March 2008

Comment by AKH — March 10, 2008 #
And to ensure we have something to make best quote of the week for next week, here’s some smes stupidity:

“spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spams spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam”

I actually, just wrote “spam” 20 times rather than try and undelete a PM so I could quote it.

Comment by AKH — March 10, 2008 #
Quote of the Week for the week beginnning 10/03/2008:

“spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spams spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam”

Posted by: mrsmes

On: 10th March 2007

Comment by AKH — March 17, 2008 #
Oh dear.

“sorry for the double post AKH, i really am sorry, well i don’t want too be freinds but i don’t want too be enemies, how about we leave it at nuetral, which is inbeetween, I mean it I promise, honestly I do, just one more chance too proove myself, you gave SC another chance so why can’t you give me another chance. yes i know i just want a permanet truce. not really friends. i just dont really want any conflict that isn’t need. i understand that i can not be enemies, or freinds but i must be both sorry for any trouble and tripple posting, this all ends here, I know I can’t, be freinds, or enemies, but I need too be both, Inbeetween(Nuetral) soo in other words like a normal member.”

Comment by AKH — March 17, 2008 #
>.< not exactly from this week, but it will have to do as a start.

Comment by AKH — March 17, 2008 #
this is in no way lame, but we need some quotes:

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?! thats what you say every time!!!!!!!!!!!”

TurboX wrote:

“Tigerdude, ignore him… it’s the only way, or your brains will be sucked out through your eyesockets.”

Comment by AKH — March 23, 2008 #
sonicguy1234 wrote:

“dude heartagram123 is not an Emo we are both Skaters”

Comment by AKH — March 23, 2008 #
ihatepenguins wrote:

“im not being a suckup or whatev im being a nice person to change the worlkd and make myself a better perosn, look im bfreinding mrsmes and hes in need of help, im being nice.”

Comment by AKH — March 23, 2008 #
sonicguy1234 wrote:

“dude we are not from Birmingham we are from Coventry we have just moved to Birmingham.”

Comment by AKH — March 23, 2008 #
Heartagram123 wrote:

“the reason i have given up on punx is because i don’t know how to make special abilities in game maker.”

Comment by AKH — March 24, 2008 #