I tried to open Game Maker to work on Dragon Valor, but I got an error message and it wont open…  Any ideas how to help this?

The file XTREAMLOK.exe popped up on my taskbar when I tried to open it, and when i pressed OK in the error message, it closed…

I guess this has something to do with the registration system, I’m not sure.

I am currently starting on mine and my friends’ RPG project: Dragon Valor.

I have yet to come out with a storyline, but Dragon Valor will have a Final Fantasy-like battle engine developed by me ( I have greatly improved on my GML over the months I was away from AKHlog).

Zone51, the leader of the project, has developed a logo and I have customized it for the first version.  You can see that logo to the right.

If you have any questions, then feel free to post a comment.

Thanks,

Ultisoft

Zenostias Says:
October 31, 2009 at 6:51 am

http://www.freshbytes.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg [Fucking Epic]

D8 Seriously, stfu, both of you, stop being so god damned immature. Zeon, you’re [an] asshole, Axle, you’re being extremely over-dramatic. I mean, wooooo, he can mock you, deal. Just leave him alone and he’ll eventually get bored of the imaginary internet life he’s leading.

“Since Enox has left, I intended to become the good person of old, but no, now its not going to happen because of YOU.”
Since when does Enox affect you? Get the hell over yourself. Just because you’re still going “boohoo” over the prank he pulled doesn’t mean that you can blame that on everyone else. You want to be mature? THEN BE MATURE NOW!

I personally love this comment found on the Zeonlog from my friend Zenostatias, however, it’s got a few problems.

Axle was trying to defend everyone on DHF, including me, while at the same time throwing in some humor. He was probably being over-dramatic to get some lol’s. You also have to understand that, quite possibly, Zeon has annoyed him for quite some time now, that an event in real life angered him, and he let it all out on Zeon.

The other thing wrong with this comment was the “he’ll eventually get bored” part. He’ll never stop being annoying, no matter how long you ignore him. DHF ignored him for 2-3 months, and yet, he kept coming back. Ignoring him won’t work in this situation, and we’ve already learned that.

Also, I don’t think Zeon is leading an “imaginary internet life.” I think that, in reality, Zeon has a mental disorder and can’t help what he’s doing. You also have to take into consideration that Zeon’s family life may be terrible and the only way he can find peace is by being here. Zeon is a real person, just like all of us.

My point is, the internet isn’t the same for everyone. To some, it’s just a digital world with robotic people who don’t have feelings. It’s too bad that most come to realize that people are real here , have genuine emotions, and can be personally affected by things that happen in it, especially if that person’s only way of finding happiness is by being here.

That’s one of the main reasons why I stopped lying.

That’s right. And I’ve decided to just ignore Zeon’s lies

I may make some posts here and there, but don’t expect a lot. I’ve got a ton of other things to do.

I am announcing my leave on the AKH Log.

Zeon, read this. You WIN.

Good day.

Are you good at graphic designing?  How about getting some cash and publicity for it!
The old Game Maker logo is getting kind of bland.  So, YoYo Games has set up a new contest for designing a new Game Maker logo!

You can find more info below or at the YYG Glog post here.

Deadline for entry : 9:00 AM (GMT) on October 26, 2009

Prize : $250 and a free edition of Game Maker 8 Pro.

Filetype : high definition bitmap image (.bmp)

Minimum size : 640*480

Send to : newlogo@yoyogames.com

Other info : You must have a PayPal account to recieve $250 for prize money.  YoYo Games will recieve all rights for your logo.  Do not submit if you do not agree for this ownership.  If your logo has text, then do not have the single letters “GM”.  This is a trademark for General Motors car manufacturing company.  It is best if the logo does not have words, so the logo can be used globally.  Sandy says “I’m looking to replace them both with a single graphic that I can use in any Game Maker situation…web page, book, press release etc… I can always add the words “Game Maker” later, so I guess the answer is I’m looking more for the red ball…but I won’t be keeping the other bits !!“.

Tribute Post:

For those who lost their lives that day, we remember you, and R.I.P. To those of you who witnessed the event, never forget what happened, but to forgive those who wronged us, and the world.

Apologies to all for not posting lately. Don’t expect much, I have a lot of work to do IRL and a lot that I have to get done here for friends.

I haven’t been on here in a long time, but I just want you guys to know I will be coming here every now in then.

I am currently working with my friends on a RPG called Dragon Valor.  This will be the first RPG i have actually thought of fully making, especially because im not making it alone.

Also, check out the official UGC logo!  I am starting on the UGC website.  It is not on the internet yet, but it will be soon.

The final version of the Ultisoft Gaming Company logo.

Thanks,

Ultisoft

First up, we have the completionof Sonic Mystic Machine and the beginning of the production of Sonic Mystic Machine 2! I have finally finished fixing the error on the final boss of Sonic Mystic Machine and have also made it downloadable + instant play. Sonic Mystic Machine 2 begins production as of now, and it will take advantage of the pro edition of game maker. It will definitely be my best work yet (although Sonic Mystic Machine 1 is my only game) ;D For more, click here. It’s got my creations as well as some other cool stuff, so check it out!

Next up, we have Zeon, yet again, trying to hack. Except this time, he hired someone to do it >_> I do not have the quotes but I can easily remember what was said…Zeon ranted about how my email was hacked, and how the person he hired showed him a screenshot displaying that he did. I told him that nothing happened and that he was social engineered (the real way) by this “hacker.” Zeon responded by asking if I was the one pulling all of this. What an idiot.

How could I have been a random “hacker” that Zeon “hired” from some unknown place? It’s borderline impossible. It’s not like I would do that anyways. (PS: The hacker’s name was Sanjay. Not my name choice, sorry ;( )

In other final breaking news, we have Zeon’s picture. How did I find this? I found it. It had nothing to do with Zeon but I used my intuitive Anux Mind Powers (Copyright 2009) to find his image on google by typing in “hot girl.” This is who he really is:

YES, SLUT :> You cannot lie about who you are Zeon, even in the comments in moderation…

On the comments in moderation:

Zeon:

“*yawn* ok Enox, Ive just woken up, expect a post on the Zeonlog this afternoon, all I can say now is that Im not a girl >__> that waz a joke”

That picture says otherwise. Unless, of course, you are a transvestite. Then I really don’t know what to think >_<

Thanks for reading.

Long title, right? OMG SOUNDCLOUD I GOT IT NOW I had to rip the music off of youtube first, though, then upload to soundcloud. It’s a nifty new feature on wordpress. It’s a music player!

Sonic 2 Metropolis Metal Remix! YOU MUST LISTEN. WHILE YOU READ. IT GIVES THE POST AN EXTRA FLAVOR.

I have been banned, by Zeon, from his blog. However, he failed to ban me from the site completely; he could only take away my commenting permissions. Now, why on Earth would he do this? Let’s investigate:

On the post, SLUT :>…

Zeon:

“Dear Enox,
Due to your infringement of my request, you have been consequently banned from the Zeonlog.”

So, what was Zeon’s request? It is actually really comical. Since he does not care about hits, I won’t link to his post. However, I will provide the comments that matter:

After many problem related comments from Zeon…

Enox:

“Zeon all he had to do was access his blacklist. :l I suggest we all leave this topic and move on…” (I was being sincere about trying to keep everything under control.)

Zeon:

“Wtf, I will choose what to talk about in MY blog, OK? Also, stop commenting on my blog, like you said you would. Thank you.” (This response came after about a week of peacefulness and friendly coffee chats between us.)

Enox:

“I SUGGEST. i didn’t tell you you couldn’t. And I said i wouldn’t comment here out of anger so no. Also you would lose a considerable amount of daily hits” (You’ll see that my reasoning got me nowhere, as, in his mind, reason is absent.)

Zeon:

“Do you think I care about the hits YOU give me? Then think again.” (A hit is a hit.)

Enox:

“No, but that’s one of the benefits. Just letting you know.” (Not a smart-alecky response. I am at this point still trying to be nice.)

Zeon:

“gtfo D:<” (The predictable response.)

Enox:

“CHILL I did nothing to you in these post comments” (More reasoning on my behalf.)

Zeon:

“You did nothing in THESE post comments, but you did a good deal decieving me. Dont let me fetch the banhammer and kindly withdraw from this blog.” (This boy has serious issues. Continuously reccuring stress issues related to the Internet? That’s definitely not normal.)

Enox:

“HOW CAN YOU BE FINE ABOUT IT FOR A WEEK AND THEN GO BACK TO HATING ME?”

Zeon:

“There was not an instance in which I stopped hating you.”

And so the cycle begins again! Bring on the hate Zeon, because I can and will post about you for the fortieth time and then be nice and post hate about you for the fiftieth time! We can compare this cycle to Sonic always losing and re-finding the chaos emeralds over and over, with an occasional new gem or old gem being lost in the process. ;D

Oh you thought the Zeon news was over. Sorry about that. Reel the tape again, sigh:

This is an excerpt from the post on the Zeonlog, _____:

“Tomorrow I start school… its been an unconventional summer to say the least… four hours of maths a day(thank you very much Miss Kennedy), Enox fucking me up the ass every single moment, and the old guard (and even some people who I did not know before) becoming my enemies is something that I am not accustomed to… but after Enox’s confession everything turned upside down, at least for me. I have not enjoyed one little bit of it, except for an occasional Enox pwnage or two. Well, since I will be away from a computer from 8:45-4:00 (although I get on my PC when I wake up) it will give you guys less time to annoy me… You had your jest, now let me rest in peace.”

Enox:

“First of all you didn’t own me at all and second of all I have not done anything to you for the past few months unless you did something to me first. YOU ASK FOR BEATINGS.”

Zeon:

“Your IP has been added to the blacklist; therefore you are no longer able to comment. You had been warned on multiple occasions.”

I just love this last comment, I adore it. There are so many things I could say, but I only chose two. The first is this:  I taught him how to use the blacklist because he asked me how to ban me I gave him instructions on how to ban me from the Zeonlog, and I guess he finally figured it out. And now for my second opinion of his comment:  Zeon banned me for commenting XD What happened to your whole ideal about freedom of speech, Zeon, after I deleted a comment or two of yours from this blog? You just took away mine for comments that weren’t anywhere close to flaming. I delete one of your flames and you go ballistic ;D And now, out of nowhere, a third and bold opinion of Zeon’s comment:  Zeon acts as if I did something wrong to get banned. He is trying to make me look like the bad guy, AGAIN!

And just when you thought the Zeon news was over, think again again. I have found the reason why Zeon is so pissy all the time. Just check this topic and these posts on Flowarcade:

On the topic, basketball…

Sinister:

“It sounds like Zeon ran out of tampons”

Zeon:

“I don’t use tampons I use towels”

Hucota:

“danggggg, towels would hurt. im not even a girl and i know that would hurt lawl. but seriously zeon, leave enox alone. youre just making yourself look like an idiotic noobish jerk.” (Thanks Hucota )

Zeon:

“It hurts, Hucota. I know.”

Hucota:

“um.. how would you know? o.e”

Zeon:

“Cuz im a girl you idiot”

…

Enox:

“0:

:0

0:

:0″

OH. MY. JESUS. ZEON IS A GIRL. HIS MENSTRUAL CYCLE IS WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THIS ANGER AND HATE. Zeon, if you are a hot girl, I expect a hot sexual encounter sometime in the near future (angry sex is always the best). SLUT :>

Finally off of the topic of Zeon, Mrsmes has posted a rhyme on his Yoyo(games) Gadget profile. Why does this matter? Well, it does:

Mrsmes:

“and the smes is here to stay 1 hour each and every day.”

For moar fun, Doomkaiser has moved to a new house and has lost Internet for the time being. Will he ever return? Duh. He only moved a little ways away from where Axle lives DX

OMG JAPANESE DDNN.

…

Enox:

“LOL DDNN IN JAPAN, THERE IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY DIMENSION, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION ENOX NAMED ANUX”

Now for an explanation of the really long title and why I put extra lol at the very end of toda-

Shit I shouldn’t have titled this post that, that would be one of AKH’s comments on Yoyogames DX

So my first day of school today was terrible. Not only are we in portable buildings, but I couldn’t find the bathrooms and my friend got hit in the head by a shingle that fell of the roof. Priceless. Oh I had a headache too. And tomorrow, we blend that crap in with more crap, except it’s a bigger pile:  college crap. College + High School at the same time starts tomorrow >_< I WILL NOT SURVIVE.

Also, I have lost all of my fingers, my penis, and a few of my toes due to ConureMaster and AKH on DDNN. Completely irrelevant, but whatever.

Now enjoy listening to this awesome remix of Ice Cap Zone from Sonic 3 and Knuckles. It is slow at the beginning. IT GETS EPIC, TRUST ME. Sound Cloud is a new wordpress feature ^     ^ I will most likely take advantage of it more often in the future. I tried to take advantage of it today, but stupid me couldn’t get access to the music file. Here is a youtube video of it instead:

Thanks for reading. For one last random bit of information, Brittany Spears has trashed Amy Rose in her song “If You Seek Amy” by hitting the dancers on stage with Amy Roses’s Piko-Piko Hammer. AMY ROSE IS NOT A PSYCHOTIC POP STAR. KAY TANKS BI.

AKH has found the image that defines Sonic (I AM A SONIC FAN ASSGLASSES D:<):

Have you had enough random madness yet? I HAVE NOT.

On Yoyo(games) Gadget, I figured out the reason why Mrsmes has been grounded from the Internet. Just look at our PM’s:

Enox:

hey mrsmes, how’s life? oh and i wanted to ask, how exactly were you banned from the internet?Mrsmes:

“don’t you remember when you got banned well when mum and dad banned me it was because i attacked some one in the place i was staying at in the flat when they really wound me up, and mum and dad found out about the microsoft conspiracy, which i believe to be real.”

OMG MRSMES’S PARENTS HEARD ABOUT HIM FIGHTING AND THEN FOUND OUT THAT HE BELIEVES MICROSOFT AND BILL GATES TO BE EVIL AND MRSMES SOUNDS LESS DUMB NOW AND WHERE IS THE IN THE FLAT.

*deep breath*

For more random Yoyo(games) Gadget, I decided to post what was a feeble attempt by RobloxKirby to try to edit my story…apparently, someone didn’t play far enough into the game to UNDERSTAND some of the beginning events >_>

RobloxKirby:

“Here’s a suggestion get, how about sonic does.. something… like… “Mystic” to revive tails, then tails goes to get revenge. I personally don’t like the idea, but it is a thought…”

I think that he didn’t get that a certain machine was supposed to be mystic. Should I have been a bit clearer in the game’s title? Sonic Mystic Machine? Should I have called it Sonic Mystic Tails Dies and DOES NOT COME BACK Machine? Should ENOX HAVE RIDDEN ON A FLYING LAZOR COW AND KILLED SONIC BEFORE HE GOT TO THE MYSTIC MACHINE?

DUBJEKFKIEN ENOX ANUX

…You didn’t see that. Also, I have a question. Have you been close reading this post? If so, you would have noticed the random, unitalicized “get” in the RobloxKirby quote. Why did I do this? Answer below.

That’s all for today.

So, we’ve all been told by our parents that we should never click those ads that tell us we are the 1,000,000th visitor. They told us it was a scam. Well, they were right. However, a certain website has figured out a way to take advantages of these scams, and that website would be Prize Rebel.

They give you “credit” for clicking through scam ads and scam surveys. No, you don’t have to enter your real information to click through them. I use an address in Schnecetady, New York, which gives me an easy way to scam the scammer

There are a few drawbacks to this. IF you do not live in the US, UK, Canada, or Australia, you cannot take advantage of the scam ads. However, you can use a proxy to get by this. And I think everyone here knows, by now, how to use a proxy.

Click here to sign up for Prize Rebel. A big thanks to Zeon for showing me this awesome website!

You are probably wondering why I put Runescape in the title. Well, I have decided that I am going to make an account there in the distant future. However, I couldn’t today and I know I can’t tomorrow, as I have been very busy. I am thinking about what class I should choose and all that, and I’m also going to get Doom, Bev, and Wyverix to teach me how it all works.

I’d go look for more to blog about but I’m just too tired :I Thanks for reading.

Instead of making a lengthy thing explaining stuff that nobody cares about, my post for today will just be this. Happy Birthday Zeon. And please, if you wish to hate me, don’t try to make me flame you.

Conure Master and I have decided to bring you a guide on how to raise a noob. If you ever consider buying a noob as a pet, you should take all of these tips into consideration. Before you begin, and before you buy a noob, remember that they are untamed beasts and need to be domesticated before entering your household. They may write chat speak on your walls with crayons or threaten to hack your computers if they are not tame. Buy a noob at your own risk! Here is the guide:

1. Before you go out and buy yourself a noob, think about it thoroughly. Are you sure you are ready for this? Are you fully prepared to raise and care for a noob ? Are you financially and physically prepared ? Are you expecting any drastic changes within the next few years, such as loss of Internet connectivity ? Do you truly have time to raise a noob? Are you prepared to encounter chat speak ? Are you willing to have what it takes to be a grammar Nazi ? Be honest. Maybe now is not the best time to raise a noob. If you are 100% sure that you are ready for this big commitment, then now is the time to start your search for the perfect noob. Your noob should match your lifestyle. An active noob will not suit you if you have a slow, dial-up internet connection. Research different breeds so that you know the characteristics and traits of different breeds, which makes it much easier to make your choice on which noob is right for you. Choose wisely. It make take long time for you to find your perfect match, but remember that a little work in the beginning can save tons of work in the end. Once you have found the perfect noob for you, you are ready to move to step 2.
2. When bringing home your new noob, the first thing you need to do is to earn his e-love and e-respect. Be gentle yet firm with your noob. Let him know what chat speak is acceptable and what hacking threat isn’t as soon as you get him. Don’t wait for those bad habits to develop, avoid them in the first place ! Let the noob know that you are the leader of him and the house, and that he must follow. You can do that by making sure that he lets the humans go first through doors, feeding you and your family first, and ensuring that he walks below you on walks. The basic rule is humans before noobs. It’s not being mean to your noob, it’s like showing him the way. Just like every team needs a leader & and every Zeon needs an AKH, your noob needs you !
3. Don’t forget one of the most important ingredients of raising a good noob, leadership ! Your noob looks to you for all his needs, food, water, shelter and everything else. Remember to provide to all them. However, if he starts to develop a pseudo gay love for you like a hybrid noob, or a Zeon, abandon it on the streets before the pseudo gay feelings become irreversible.
4. Before you bring your new noob home, prepare an enclosed chat box area that has easy access to the internet and powers that make it easy to clean in case of spam. This is a measure of safety so that you can make sure the noob knows you are dominant and it also tames the nub within the noob. Don’t choose a chat room that is isolated from online activity. However, a chat room that is overflowing with online activity isn’t an ideal place either. Choose a room that the online community visits often, but isn’t too crowded. Most people choose Xat. Make sure that all your valuable bookmarked chats are off limits to your noob. If you have bookmarked chats the noob may decide to get on and ruin your internet reputation forever. Also, noone wants their noob to be on the loose around chat rooms without having online restrictions. Make sure the browser can only access one chat room and no others. This is the chat room that your noob will stay in. If you think your noob will be tempted to destroy, or investigate a way to get to other chats or your bookmarks, close the browser until your noob has learned his lesson. Make sure that your noob knows its limitations on the internet at an early stage, or else it will try to wander off into the internet where it doesn’t belong. Also, by keeping your noob in one chat, you make it easier for you to keep an eye on your noob and to make sure he doesn’t do any damage to the internet. Not only that, but it also allows you to praise him for every little thing positive and can save you a ton of work in the online community training process.
5. By the time you get your noob you should have a basic idea of the noob’s web schedule. Noobs like having things like chatting and web browsing at the same time everyday, so allow your noob to go online at roughly the same time each day. The same goes for WoW’ing and other main events of your noob’s day. But don’t make your noob’s life robotic and boring ! Force your noob to learn modern English ! Make sure your noob wakes up each morning anticipating the fun and exciting things you have planned for him ! I bet you wouldn’t want to do the exact same thing everyday, and either would your noob !
6. To raise a good noob, you need to also raise a healthy one ! Go out and search for a game system for the noob that you are comfortable with. Remember that one day you might have to trust this game system with your noob’s life. Once you have selected your game system, make sure that your noob is up-to-date with the latest gaming trends. I strongly recommend that you order your noob a magazine like Nintendo Power. Over 4,000,000 (four million) noob owners buy their noobs a gaming magazine. No matter what the game system, all noobs deserve their own gaming magazine subscription ! Keep your noob fit and healthy by playing video games with him at least once per day. If you suspect that something is wrong with your noob’s gaming system, contact your game system’s supportline. After all, it’s much better to be safe than sorry !
7. Not every noob is meant to perform tricks in movies, but every noob should learn some basic obedience, like shit, play, and cum. You never know, it just might make your noob realize its insignificance ! Make sure your noob learns his manners. No one wants a noob jumping onto them when they first set foot inside a chat room or a forum ! Teach your noob to sit when visitors come in, or when entering someone else’s chat. You’ll be surprised just how much people appreciate it !
8. Remember that a socialized noob is a good noob ! As soon as your gaming system gives your noob all his thrills and excitement, it’s time to start the socialization process ! Socializing your noob means getting him used to the internet and his fellow forum members. Familiarize him with everyday objects, events and sounds. This process takes time and patience. Slowly get your noob used to different things, like the private messaging system and reporting posts. Sounds like the Banhammer’s Whistle can frighten your noob, so introduce them to your noob slowly and associate them with pleasant things, like death, defilement or destruction. Remember everything is new to your noob and it is your job to make sure your noob gets used to these objects, events and sounds as soon and smooth as possible.
9. If you discover your noob has a behavior problem, like aggression or pseudo gay feelings, try to find out what is bothering him and why. Noobs don’t speak English, so they express what they are feeling in different ways, such as chat speak. Try to understand what he’s trying to tell you. Does he snap at you when you ask why he loves a blog master ? Maybe he is in pain because he doesn’t understand his true feelings. Try checking up on a disease called Zeon Anxiety Attacks. Does he run away whenever you bring out the Banhammer ? To ease his fear associate it with pleasant things, like death or destruction. If you can’t seem to fix his problem, or can’t find our why he is acting out, contact a noob behaviorist such as AKH (who has dealt with many noobs and is a professional at fixing noobs) before it gets worse.
10. To raise a good noob it takes patience, commitment, perseverance, money, discipline, knowledge, but most of all, LOVE. That is the number one ingredient of raising a good noob ! There’s no doubt about it, you and your noob will run into some bandwith exceeded errors and mysql errors on your journey of noob ownership through the internet, but, just keep on loving your noob, and he will love you ! However, if you noob starts to love you in a pseudo gay way, please send him to either Enox or Conure to be fixed. In some rare cases your noob will turn into a Zeon; in that instance, Enox or Conure must kill the noob before it becomes a monster.

Thanks for reading!