the AKHLog V4

Long title, right? OMG SOUNDCLOUD I GOT IT NOW I had to rip the music off of youtube first, though, then upload to soundcloud. It’s a nifty new feature on wordpress. It’s a music player!

Sonic 2 Metropolis Metal Remix! YOU MUST LISTEN. WHILE YOU READ. IT GIVES THE POST AN EXTRA FLAVOR.

I have been banned, by Zeon, from his blog. However, he failed to ban me from the site completely; he could only take away my commenting permissions. Now, why on Earth would he do this? Let’s investigate:

On the post, SLUT :>…

Zeon:

“Dear Enox,
Due to your infringement of my request, you have been consequently banned from the Zeonlog.”

So, what was Zeon’s request? It is actually really comical. Since he does not care about hits, I won’t link to his post. However, I will provide the comments that matter:

After many problem related comments from Zeon…

Enox:

“Zeon all he had to do was access his blacklist. :l I suggest we all leave this topic and move on…” (I was being sincere about trying to keep everything under control.)

Zeon:

“Wtf, I will choose what to talk about in MY blog, OK? Also, stop commenting on my blog, like you said you would. Thank you.” (This response came after about a week of peacefulness and friendly coffee chats between us.)

Enox:

“I SUGGEST. i didn’t tell you you couldn’t. And I said i wouldn’t comment here out of anger so no. Also you would lose a considerable amount of daily hits” (You’ll see that my reasoning got me nowhere, as, in his mind, reason is absent.)

Zeon:

“Do you think I care about the hits YOU give me? Then think again.” (A hit is a hit.)

Enox:

“No, but that’s one of the benefits. Just letting you know.” (Not a smart-alecky response. I am at this point still trying to be nice.)

Zeon:

“gtfo D:<” (The predictable response.)

Enox:

“CHILL I did nothing to you in these post comments” (More reasoning on my behalf.)

Zeon:

“You did nothing in THESE post comments, but you did a good deal decieving me. Dont let me fetch the banhammer and kindly withdraw from this blog.” (This boy has serious issues. Continuously reccuring stress issues related to the Internet? That’s definitely not normal.)

Enox:

“HOW CAN YOU BE FINE ABOUT IT FOR A WEEK AND THEN GO BACK TO HATING ME?”

Zeon:

“There was not an instance in which I stopped hating you.”

And so the cycle begins again! Bring on the hate Zeon, because I can and will post about you for the fortieth time and then be nice and post hate about you for the fiftieth time! We can compare this cycle to Sonic always losing and re-finding the chaos emeralds over and over, with an occasional new gem or old gem being lost in the process. ;D

Oh you thought the Zeon news was over. Sorry about that. Reel the tape again, sigh:

This is an excerpt from the post on the Zeonlog, _____:

“Tomorrow I start school… its been an unconventional summer to say the least… four hours of maths a day(thank you very much Miss Kennedy), Enox fucking me up the ass every single moment, and the old guard (and even some people who I did not know before) becoming my enemies is something that I am not accustomed to… but after Enox’s confession everything turned upside down, at least for me. I have not enjoyed one little bit of it, except for an occasional Enox pwnage or two. Well, since I will be away from a computer from 8:45-4:00 (although I get on my PC when I wake up) it will give you guys less time to annoy me… You had your jest, now let me rest in peace.”

Enox:

“First of all you didn’t own me at all and second of all I have not done anything to you for the past few months unless you did something to me first. YOU ASK FOR BEATINGS.”

Zeon:

“Your IP has been added to the blacklist; therefore you are no longer able to comment. You had been warned on multiple occasions.”

I just love this last comment, I adore it. There are so many things I could say, but I only chose two. The first is this:  I taught him how to use the blacklist because he asked me how to ban me I gave him instructions on how to ban me from the Zeonlog, and I guess he finally figured it out. And now for my second opinion of his comment:  Zeon banned me for commenting XD What happened to your whole ideal about freedom of speech, Zeon, after I deleted a comment or two of yours from this blog? You just took away mine for comments that weren’t anywhere close to flaming. I delete one of your flames and you go ballistic ;D And now, out of nowhere, a third and bold opinion of Zeon’s comment:  Zeon acts as if I did something wrong to get banned. He is trying to make me look like the bad guy, AGAIN!

And just when you thought the Zeon news was over, think again again. I have found the reason why Zeon is so pissy all the time. Just check this topic and these posts on Flowarcade:

On the topic, basketball…

Sinister:

“It sounds like Zeon ran out of tampons”

Zeon:

“I don’t use tampons I use towels”

Hucota:

“danggggg, towels would hurt. im not even a girl and i know that would hurt lawl. but seriously zeon, leave enox alone. youre just making yourself look like an idiotic noobish jerk.” (Thanks Hucota )

Zeon:

“It hurts, Hucota. I know.”

Hucota:

“um.. how would you know? o.e”

Zeon:

“Cuz im a girl you idiot”

…

Enox:

“0:

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:0″

OH. MY. JESUS. ZEON IS A GIRL. HIS MENSTRUAL CYCLE IS WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THIS ANGER AND HATE. Zeon, if you are a hot girl, I expect a hot sexual encounter sometime in the near future (angry sex is always the best). SLUT :>

Finally off of the topic of Zeon, Mrsmes has posted a rhyme on his Yoyo(games) Gadget profile. Why does this matter? Well, it does:

Mrsmes:

“and the smes is here to stay 1 hour each and every day.”

For moar fun, Doomkaiser has moved to a new house and has lost Internet for the time being. Will he ever return? Duh. He only moved a little ways away from where Axle lives DX

OMG JAPANESE DDNN.

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Enox:

“LOL DDNN IN JAPAN, THERE IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY DIMENSION, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION ENOX NAMED ANUX”

Now for an explanation of the really long title and why I put extra lol at the very end of toda-