I done found a Game Maker Game on YouTube

February 16, 2009 at 12:04 | In Everything | 234 Comments

EDIT (03/08/2009): Stickied this post just cause it has so many comments, and kinda served as the last post of the AKHLog. I’ve put in a more tag so the most recent post from either Ultisoft or Enox can be seen. To read the rest of this post, click below or click on the title above.

Second EDIT (22/11/2009): Unstickied the post due to the addition of the author’s tab and the fact that I’ve started posting again. Post preserved from the more tag onwards.

Since people are still here I thought I’d make a post

-AKH

This game was made by YouTube user Dezzan. And what with? Why, it’s Game Maker 7. He’s got a donate button on his site, which I hope no one’s fallen for what with all the GM users on YoYo making longer, lower size, more professional and bug-free games for nothing. AND THEN NOT PUTTING THEM IN RARS! D:<

How can I tell it’s Game Maker made? First of all there’s another, simpler version of the game floating around with the default GM Ball icon, and second of all he kept the default message boxes D:<

Anyway, it’s still an awesome game (yes, it’s meant to look yellow, it’s supposed to be like a Gameboy game) in which you play as Robotnik, fighting off enemies with your … penis … and there’s only one bug with moving platforms (jump when you get on to them or they won’t move). Everything else seems fixed. He released a full gameplay video (split into two), here it is!

Now for some kind-of related videos from elsewhere on YouTube …

IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME GODDAMN

And lastly, since we need an and lastly [AKH posts always have those], I’ve saved the best of the videos till last with this song from igiulamam.

And for the origin of Robotnik saying PENIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkFhJIRhs9U

SNOOPINGAS USUAL I SEE

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ahahaha, yes. funny vids.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — February 17, 2009 #
roflmfao! (roll on floor laughing my f***ing a** off)!

that was funny!!

Comment by Ultisoft — February 21, 2009 #
AKH, my internet is not working properly, this is probably the last post I make in a long time. Glad you made another post.

See you soon (hopefully)

-Zeon

Comment by Zeon — February 22, 2009 #
yay, zeon’s finally leaving.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — February 22, 2009 #
“yay, zeon’s finally leaving.”

Oh, not this again >_> …

Good to see you back Zeon, I wondered where you were, hope to see you again soon too.

Comment by AKH — February 23, 2009 #
We’re going to miss u Zeon

Comment by Ultisoft — February 23, 2009 #
=P I must say I agree with Tiger here…lols.As for the vids, I’ll watch them soon…but by the err preview image, it might end up scaring me DX *has a fear of Luigi*

Comment by Firefall — February 24, 2009 #
So this motherfucking blog is finally down? I mean it’s abandoned now? shit I was waiting til tiger makes something out of it, Oh well I guess everybody who was on yoyogames (excluding Nekru) is a jerk.

P.S:shadow here.

Comment by Old guy — February 26, 2009 #
So you FINALLY got around the ban then, did you?

Comment by AKH — February 27, 2009 #
Yes you stupid fool, Say where’s Nekru? did he leave or what? I hope he’s still friends with me.

Comment by Shadow — February 27, 2009 #
Nekru isn’t around anymore.

Comment by AKH — February 28, 2009 #
One day AKH I hope you will realize that you are nothing in the internet, You think you’re something big right now but I tell you my sister is an actress and so she is much cooler then you think, People like you make the world feel shamed while you are the one who really started everything, Ivor biggun makes sense but he is blind, He doesn’t know who is who, I bet Ivor if he wakes up from his dreamland he would say that this blog is pointless just like the many blogs that exist.

Anyway I want you to come to cubeengine forums and post something to make the engine progress, Actually this is more directed at people like Ivor rather then an idiot like you AKH.

Comment by Shadow — February 28, 2009 #
Actually the blog has ended, and it’s 50,000 hits tell me exaaaaactly where I am on the internet.

Actresses and actors rarely get good jobs or even jobs in the acting profession, and if they do, it’s hard and unstable work. But good luck to your sister. I don’t really see what that had to do with this.

If I still cared about programming I might’ve taken a look at the cubeengine forums, but they hate LavaBall, and I’m sticking with LavaBall.

A word of advice: programming makes a great hobby but a difficult and time-consuming job. it looks like your family has a lot of ambition, but I don’t see any of you succeeding in what you want to do.

Comment by AKH — March 1, 2009 #
thank you ff.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 1, 2009 #
Why did you mention LavaBall? I don’t care about LB anymore now whether the community hates him or not is not in question, What is in question is how can I contact Ivor Biggun, Now I am being serious not childish, I would like his MSN or email address if you know it then email it to me on this email below or if Ivor Biggun still wonders this blog then I would like it if he emails me his messenger details or some way of contact.

This is my real email address
shadow516@gmail.com

@tigerdude1993 I check Urban Dictionary with ff and I found alot of what ff could mean, My money is bet that you said fucking fool, I expect a word like this from the infamous SatanChild, Get a life tigerdude or as you prefer to be called SatanChild.

Comment by Shadow — March 1, 2009 #
uh ff means “firefall,” smart one. SC666 is so old now, why don’t you “Get a life tigerdude or as you prefer to be called SatanChild.”

and Ivor doesn’t have an email that works, to my knowledge. his other one messed up and i was supposed to get the new one, but it never happened.

and shadow, i think i know who you are. but i won’t say anything, in fear of starting a pointless argument.

PS: people, i have moved on to a better blog where i will be making new posts. the link isn’t going to be mentioned here either, as I will no longer put up with dealing with some of you idiots. (AKH, FireFall or FF, and Ivor not included, if you want a link give me your email and i will send it to you).

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 1, 2009 #
Let’s see… Is this it?

everydayponcho.wordpress.com

Comment by Shadow — March 2, 2009 #
I am NOT going to give you VOR’s email address.

I wouldn’t anyway, because the only one I know is the one he uses here to prove that it is him and not an impostor, but VOR is a professional programmer with far more important things to do than to work on a Game Engine with you children.

Comment by AKH — March 2, 2009 #
yes it is

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 2, 2009 #
XD Fucking Fool…omg…never before have I been called that before. =P I mean, I’ve been called things like Firefag, Fireball, Firefox, Firefighter, but man…that’s a new one. Haha…I’m definately going to have to remember that one.
^^ Oh, and Tiger, got it bookmarked. ;P Though I probably won’t visit it much, so if ya wanna talk just use my e-mail k? ^^
*pokes AKH* Lol sorry, just felt like putting that down ^^’ hehe.

Comment by Firefall — March 4, 2009 #
haha ok.

i’ll just send you emails then.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 6, 2009 #
“Nekru isn’t around anymore.”

I lurk around occasionally.

@Shadow: Yes.

As for the vid, that was originally from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1yneJSJx3E

So I guess the guy remade it…

Comment by Nekru — March 6, 2009 #
I am sorry to say that you may need to just put this blog out of its misery, face it, you’ve lost your best “news headline” without SC yoyogames and this blog etc are about as dull as beige. Why not start a brand new blog maybe or start again with this one, a blog without constantly headlining pointless info bout some member on a games site

Comment by TurboX — March 8, 2009 #
yes, yes, yes.

finally, someone with common sense. i don’t see why this blog isn’t shut down already, it’s useless.

i mean come on, what can you use it for? really?

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 9, 2009 #
The blog IS shut down. I simply haven’t formally closed it by getting rid of extra authors or deleting it entirely.

I’m preserving it, and while people are still here and commenting I don’t see the problem with another post every now and again when the time is right.

When I stopped blogging, I stopped blogging. I decided I’m going to be a reader from now on instead of a writer. ^__^

Also, *poke*

Comment by AKH — March 9, 2009 #
What I meant by shut down was DELETED.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 9, 2009 #
Now those two hardly mean the same thing

And the blog doesn’t need to be deleted.

Comment by AKH — March 10, 2009 #
ok, true.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 10, 2009 #
News for Nekru!
LavaWaves weblog has been deleted

Check it out its true

http://lavawave.wordpress.com

Looks like LavaFag have realized his blog sucked ass and it was shit afterall

Comment by Shadow — March 12, 2009 #
please leave shadow, you’re just a nuisance.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 12, 2009 #
I don’t get it why do you bother replying?
Go mind your own business goddamnit.

Comment by Shadow — March 13, 2009 #
because i can, and i love to see reactions like that when I reply.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 14, 2009 #
“I’m preserving it[the blog], and while people are still here and commenting I don’t see the problem with another post every now and again when the time is right.” Hooray

Comment by Zeon — March 16, 2009 #
zeon you should come to DHF. it’s pretty cool. just go to dragonhillforums.ipbfree.com to sign up and then you can sign up for the chat.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 16, 2009 #
Has anyone from the akhlog signed up?

Comment by Zeon — March 17, 2009 #
*checks the members list*
OK,ill register when I have time.

Comment by Zeon — March 17, 2009 #
Ive registered.

AKH, at the akhlog forums theres this guy with multiple ip adresses that keeps posting shit.
You should have a look.WordPress doesnt allow my post when i copy and paste it.

Looks like spam. The problem is, since hes not registered, i cant ban him. all i can do is delete his posts… is there any way to ban him?

Comment by Zeon — March 20, 2009 #
Zeon, it’s just a bunch of spambots, I guess they come with letting guests post, but even the GMC gets them. it doesn’t matter too much, unlike the blog the forums really are dead.

Comment by AKH — March 20, 2009 #
kk zeon, i saw

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 20, 2009 #
AKH, do you know javascript?

Comment by Zeon — March 25, 2009 #
Kind of, why?

Comment by AKH — March 26, 2009 #
I was wondering if you could make a slot machine feature for DHF. Nothing fancy, but it would be better if it had dragon-like stuff.

Comment by Zeon — March 26, 2009 #
Hmm … I don’t know. Probably not. :\ when I write javascript it has the tendency to error on me, even with simple things. I guess if you had some images and created a script with some arrays you could do it, but I’m not good with arrays.

Comment by AKH — March 27, 2009 #
I dunno, if youve nothing better to do you could give it a try

Comment by Zeon — March 27, 2009 #
that was meant to say could you give it a try?

Comment by Zeon — March 27, 2009 #
I don’t have the time. D: So no.

Comment by AKH — March 28, 2009 #
Oh OK.

Comment by Zeonzom — March 29, 2009 #
Ah, Zeon. I tried to give you a second chance, but, hahahaha, you failed. On an epic scale. See, if you keep stirring up nothing but trouble on DHF, you’re going to get banned. I invited you because I thought you deserved it…I was wrong <_<

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 30, 2009 #
Ah, Tigerdude. Whay the fuck are you talking about.

Comment by Zeon — March 30, 2009 #
Your chat box flaming AND forum flaming are gonna get you banned soon.

I invited you to join because I thought you were going to have changed, but obviously you haven’t.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 30, 2009 #
YOU wont be the one to ban me, thats for sure. You can leave that to dragonzrkool thank you very much.

Comment by Zeon — March 31, 2009 #
who said i was going to ban you? you have to be an admin to ban. <_< im not even a moderator.

but you are right about dragonzrkool banning you, it’ll happen soon.

Comment by tigerdude1993 — March 31, 2009 #
I got banned from DHF by sending AKH a pm mentioning Denial Service Attack. Wow, i didnt now Dragz was so touchy about hacking >_>. Banning me has been his first and last error.

Comment by Zeon — April 18, 2009 #
for one, zeon, you flamed like crazy in the xat. all the time.

two, you flamed constantly on the forums. flaming me and conure? the irl picture topic? implying that conure isn’t a good moderator in your posts?

third, you were seen talking about hacking which is against the rules.

also, you’ve now made an alt and that’s very bad for you ever getting another chance.

PS: You don’t make an alt and then make a topic telling the admin that you are about to hack his forum and tell him the way you’ll do it. FAIL

Comment by tigerdude1993 — April 18, 2009 #
…And Zeon continued to watch silently over DHF, looking for exploitable glitches under the cover of his proxy.
Im planning on taking over the forums, but if i cant ill just carry out a Denial System Attack and bring the whole thing down >_>

Comment by Zeon — April 19, 2009 #
AKH,please read the message I sent you at the AKHlog forums

Comment by Zeon — April 24, 2009 #
OK, Zeon, I read it and replied.

Comment by AKH — April 24, 2009 #
I replied.

Comment by Zeon — April 25, 2009 #
k, replied.

Comment by AKH — April 25, 2009 #
yay, comment #60
replied

Comment by Anonymous — April 26, 2009 #
yay, comment #60
replied

Comment by Zeon — April 26, 2009 #
loldoublepost

(replied)

Comment by AKH — April 27, 2009 #
replied (this is getting old) Good old AKHlog forums,we still use them for private messages

Comment by Zeon — April 28, 2009 #
HEY, HAVE I JUST FOUND THE ORIGINAL SATANCHILD666? http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=294078&view=findpost&p=3143236

Also, !deilper

Comment by AKH — April 28, 2009 #
replied

Comment by Zeon — April 28, 2009 #
replied. what do you mean by! deilper?

Comment by Zeon — April 28, 2009 #
yes, this is your…old…friend…TD…*can barely say old username*

ugh that name…

now that that’s out of the way . zeon stop plotting to hack DHF, you already epically failed once *facepalm* you don’t go up to the admin and tell him your plan.

and hello AKH. i clicked the link and yeah it probably was him if i can recall, wasn’t it one of the links that we found when doing that whole research thing on him?

Comment by Enox — April 29, 2009 #
Tigerdude, you touchy bastard, if I wanted your opinion I would ask for it. Go back to the DHF chatbox were you belong,were you get owned by your “friends”(akmayo and manure master) on a daily basis.

Comment by Zeon — April 29, 2009 #
“replied. what do you mean by! deilper?”

-_- read it backwards.

“and hello AKH. i clicked the link and yeah it probably was him if i can recall, wasn’t it one of the links that we found when doing that whole research thing on him?”

Probably. I linked to a post he made yesterday after like a year of inactivity though. it was an epic coincidence I found that, since he’d just made it when I went to the GMC for the first time in months yesterday.

Also Zeon, I replied.

Comment by AKH — April 29, 2009 #
deilper XD Oh, and what happened to ultisoft´s blog? I jsut found out it existed a few days ago by looking at the blogroll, and hey, its deleted. Oh, and tell Dragz he wont get rid of me so easily XD. @ Enox, Tigerfuck, or whatever you like to call yourself: Tell your mom to stop using lipstick or I wont pay her as much; my dick is starting to look like a rainbow

Comment by Zeon — April 29, 2009 #
Is this the end of your blog?

Comment by bobserge — May 1, 2009 #
@bobserge: it was the end a long time ago.

@Zeon: I don’t know what happened to Ultisoft, but he seems to have left quite a long time ago. o.O

Comment by AKH — May 1, 2009 #
Replied!

Comment by Zeon — May 5, 2009 #
lolireplied

Comment by AKH — May 6, 2009 #
replied..

Comment by Zeon — May 6, 2009 #
Comment by AKH — May 7, 2009 #
I replied

Comment by Zeon — May 7, 2009 #
while(!replied==0)
{
printf(“replied”); //OMG C++
replied=1;
}

Comment by AKH — May 7, 2009 #
// Whats the language youre using above this comment?
#include
using namespace std;
int main ()
{
cout <<”I replied!”/n
return 0;
}

Comment by Zeon — May 7, 2009 #
whered the iostream go

Comment by Zeon — May 7, 2009 #
//I made a code fail. I will redo it.
//WITH THE HEADERS ‘CAUSE I KNOW HOW
#include <stdlib.h>
int replied=0;
int main()
{
if (replied==0)
{
system(“ECHO replied.”);
replied=1;
system(“ECHO Press any key to exit.”);
system(“PAUSE >NUL”);
}
return 0;
}

… it’s been a long time since I coded in C++.

Comment by AKH — May 8, 2009 #
I had to edit that comment twice to get it right. o_O

Comment by AKH — May 8, 2009 #
Isnt that plain old C ? Replied

Comment by Zeon — May 8, 2009 #
I don’t know, but since it only uses the system() command (basically the same as batch) it could probably be done in C.

@echo off
SET Replied=0
:FAIL
IF Replied==1 EXIT
IF Replied==0 Replied=1
ECHO Replied.
GOTO FAIL

Comment by AKH — May 9, 2009 #
You guy’s get a life, This blog serves no purpose other then to be used for spamming crap and AKH shamelessely spams on his own blog.

AKH you suck, Go seek help while you still can dumbass.

Comment by Makke — May 9, 2009 #
LOL QUE

I can’t remember which Makke this is and who was behind it, even if we ever actually did find out. >_<

Why does no one understand that I’ve abandoned this blog? I can still use it’s last post for comments, can’t I? D:

Comment by AKH — May 9, 2009 #
replied to your pm

Comment by Zeon — May 10, 2009 #
AKH used Reply!

it’s super effective!

Comment by AKH — May 11, 2009 #
Zeon used Mimic!

Comment by Zeon — May 11, 2009 #
AKH used Counter!

Comment by AKH — May 12, 2009 #
POKEFAGS!!!

You guys officially lost it, You guys say you are 18 or older, Yeah right, Only 13 and younger audience play Pokemon crap and if you’re 18 or older then you guys are retarded.

P.S:What will you guys be in the next 20 years? hobos?

Comment by Makke — May 12, 2009 #
@AKH Zeon used Mirror Coat!
@ Makke: please leave, as this is none of yout business >_>

Comment by Zeon — May 12, 2009 #
Ha ha, when did I say I was 18? In fact, aside from VOR and possibly Firefall, no one here was over 18. I’ve publically said my age on multiple occassions and sites and it’s 16.

Also, AKH used Me First!

Comment by AKH — May 13, 2009 #
Zeon used….um… i replied XD

Comment by Zeon — May 13, 2009 #
if replied=0
{
show_message(“replied.”)
replied=1
game_end()
}

//GM

Comment by AKH — May 14, 2009 #
Game maker language i guess? Oh, and i replied

Comment by Zeon — May 15, 2009 #
The script is nearly ready… I took it to my ICT teacher(yes, he helped me) but, now that vincent is the administrator, i dunno… I feel that it isnt right. Although, I must confess, I wanted to hack DHF to annoy Enox, since he doesnt seem to care about his blog/email account… could you give me vincent´s email adress? Im not registered, so I cant see it…
-Thanks.

Comment by Zeon — May 15, 2009 #
if(replied==0) then msgbox(“replied.”)
‘lol guess

Comment by AKH — May 15, 2009 #
replied
do they know that im iostream? If they dont, tell them k?

Comment by Zeon — May 16, 2009 #
AKH, Enox´s hotmail adress, please… AKH please, this will clear up a lot of stuff…

Comment by Zeon — May 16, 2009 #