the AKHLog V4

it was inevitable. We all knew it was happening. With the coming absence of me, tigerdude, tigergal, Firefall, AND Ivor B [We haven't heard from him since July 14th] the lamers have been given a slot of many, many days in which to flood our YoYo profiles, YoYo inboxes and our blogs with spam, and blast those flourishing hit counts up into outer space! Today, a day before I leave and this blog is thrown into the mercy of an army of lamers, they’ve decided to give me a taste of what will happen while I’m gone.

it all started in the comments on Yesterday’s Post …

… on Yesterday’s Post “mrsmes VS AKH ^ & bballster” …

Anonymous wrote:

“Hehehe assassin
mrsmes must be smoking marijuana alot i guess”

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“don’t worry, i’ll still be here although it may be hard to make posts, i’ll try my hardest, as i don’t have much time…

i knew ihp didn’t ever change. i bet he’s plotting his revenge right now.”

YOYO IS DEAD AND SO IS AKHLOG wrote:

“[...]SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM[...]“

[that's right, a spam attack]

FUCK YOU AKH wrote:

“[...]SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM[...]“

DIE BITCH wrote:

“[...]SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM[...]“

Firefall wrote:

“=P Someone’s being a fag and spamming again LOL(like it’s gonna stop us from reading *rolls eyes*. =/ Seems everyone is leaving…today is my last day until I go to the lake, then right after is the ocean. ^_^’ Won’t be back till like the 27th or so XD(that’s right, I’ve been lurking here…just no posting ;D). ^_^ I hope all three of you who are also leaving have fun on your vacation!”

Pilotteaml wrote:

“Firefall: Enjoy your trip.
—-
What the? A third spam attack?“

Zeon wrote:

“whoa that a whole lot of spam there
PS whoose that “temporary blog writer”?”

[ ]

Earlier today the Lamer army *somehow* enlisted a new recruit, from the profile of their leader, the AKH of darkness. Let’s take a look at how it happened …

… on AKH ^’s profile …

AkmaYo wrote:

“I spammed you back =P

I just hope it went to the right AKH.”

[it did ]

MetaRidley86 wrote:

“Dude, You are fucked up. go to hell.”

AkmaYo wrote:

“Me? I ain’t ****cked up.”

MetaRidley86 wrote:

“not you. the imposter.”

mrsmes wrote:

“k, just stop fighting right now it’s only confusing people and members, I hope tigerdude and AKH can sort this one out. cause I’m tired of it, *yawns* so tired getting sleepy from allt eh confusion, mmm… what’’s gooing… *snores* on…(right now……..”

Arrow-Head wrote:

“enough with these fights you

AKH ^ i will join you in stopping these idiots who are accusing you for nothing

you got my respect AKH ^“

Let’s take a look at this new enemy of ours …

Arrow-Head is:

Name: Alexander Vegas
Location: Lost in space
Description: The legendary R9A Arrow Head lives on after killing a whole bydo race
Registered: 18 July 2008

Note the date he registered.

That’s today.

A worthless noob with no idea about the war taking place around him, or a cleverly disguised tool of SC, Enrai or IHP?

Whatever the scenario truly is, I wasn’t going to stand there watching what he was doing without taking action against it. if he is just a confused noob with a lack of intelligience, then this just might have persuaded him away from the side of evil …

… on Arrow-Head’s profile …

I wrote:

“What the Fuck? You tell mrsmes to stay out of this because he doesn’t know what’s going on, then you take the side of my impersonator? You fucking idiot.

Fuck off out of here, you’re the one who doesn’t know what’s going on, you just became friends with one of SatanChild666’s alternate accounts – you’re siding with someone who’s spammed the YoYo forums with pornography, then came back after a banning and spammed General Chat so much that it broke – that’s why you can’t see who made the last post there from the main page.

in his own name alone, SC has had at least 6 accounts here, all of which had to be disabled or deleted by the admins here because of what he did.

He’s had countless other accounts as well, and be they impersonations or just different usernames, each one is easily recognised and has to be dealt with by YoYo.

When will you morons realise that SC has not, can not, and will never change, no matter how long he keeps up those unconvincing facades of his with those day-old accounts that have ALWAYS spammed pointlessly by the end of the first week?”

As you probably picked up from the beginning of that, he said a stupid thing or two to mrsmes as well …

Arrow-Head wrote:

“mrsmes could you please stay out of our way
you dont have any idea of what is going on anyway so please dont get in the way ok“

The newest addition to the lamer army seems to have found out what’s going on among the members *there* with ease, and he quickly sided with IHP after his delusional friend request to the AKH of darkness …

… on ihatepenguins’ profile …

ihatepenguins wrote:

“but, mrsmes the savior promises utter ploof for tigerduude and has tought me his ploofiness and way, plase, join us and become teh good guy.”

mrsmes wrote:

“@IHP:I am a good guy, this is nonsense, AKH^ is the bad guy not tigerdude.

@ihatepenguins: did he hack your account?”

ihatepenguins wrote:

“no it is i the, inventor of the gamme ray theory POWER TO THE NERDS excuse me, had the utmost ploofiest of a cough there, now plase back on subject i am mattthew i hav no chngead so yar i am never hacke,d so yas i am ihp”

AkmaYo wrote:

“IHP, long time no see, I would have to agree with mrsmes.”

mrsmes wrote:

“IHP, is confused.

some1, hit IHP over the head with a frying pan when they go to his house it should straighten him out and then quickly leave the area it will knock some sense into him, and remove this guy of ploof from his memory and AKH^ from being known as a good guy he is mentally confused.”

Arrow-Head wrote:

“you are one of akh ^’s friends arent you?

take my friend request and i will help on your havoc IHP”

is he really an innocent noob?

Over on tigerdude’s blog, tigerdude has publicised inuyasha’s *two* new usernames on the DDNN Team Forums, and the reaction to his “delamerization”. To read his post, “Inuyasha Returns Under Two New Names”, click here.

And now, as I end this post, it’s time to reveal the identity of my replacement writer.

Over the next week, all your daily posts will be brought to you by …

Adminstron! An all-powerful robot created solely to adminstrate this blog while I’m gone. XD