the AKHLog V4

Very recently, we’re talking a-couple-of-hours-ago recently, *someone* signed up to YoYo under the name “AKH ^”. They stole my blurred, low-resolution WordPress.com avatar (instead of the high quality version I use on YoYo), entered the wrong birth date (the age comes up as 17, so they probably entered 29/05/1991 ), and entered their location as “Great Britian”. XD

An awful impersonation attempt, but I wonder who’ll believe it? Let’s take a look at some of the things it said (as well as what I said when I was following it around >.<) …

… on aracnoX’s profile (yes, I don’t know who he is either) …

mrsmes wrote:

“k, calm down people we don’t need any fights or arguments going on here what ever the problem is with any one like the rest of my friends I can help work it out, and fix it up.”

AKH ^ wrote:

“he is calm mrsmes so dont take precaustions”

I wrote:

“(I don’t know what my impersonator is doing hanging around HERE …)”

… on AkmaYo’s profile …

AKH ^ wrote:

“you are still a lamer as always i am glad tigerdude and turbox are friends again but i am not glad that tigerdude and you(in reality you are inuyasha)are friends because you are a lamer”

[lulz, great way to copy my speaking style there >_>]

I wrote:

“(this is an impersonator, just so you know)”

… on “X67″, a game by Wezter Games …

AKH ^ wrote:

“piece of shit”[looking at it, he's probably right]

I wrote:

“that comment below was my impersonator. >_>

But he probably had a point.”

… on bballstar’s profile …

AKH ^ wrote:

“shit he left

i was about to give him a surprise but oh well until next time”

I wrote:

“Everyone, meet my impersonator. >_>”

… on mrsmes’ profile …

AKH ^ wrote:

“both are jerks and mrsmes is worse then brad ;(
not kidding”

I wrote:

“MY IMPERSONATOR STRIKES AGAIN! :O

(that wasn’t me)”

… and, saving the best until last, on AKH ^’s profile  …

I wrote:

“WTF? I HAVE ANOTHER IMPERSONATOR!

You got my age wrong, by the way.

And next time, try using a higher quality avatar. ^__^

You fail.”

AKH ^ wrote:

“and heres the party ruiner it was fun til you came in but the fun hasnt ended yet

if my plans go correctly yoyogames will go down the drains

you think you are the akh of light and i the akh of darkness[guess where i got that quote]

things are gonna be fun”

I wrote:

“”if my plans go correctly yoyogames will go down the drains “

You think I care?

“you think you are the akh of light and i the akh of darkness[guess where i got that quote]“

You didn’t get that from anywhere.”

AKH ^ wrote:

“whatever enough with this useless crap and il go on doing what i am supposed to do

ruin yoyogames some more without you having any ideas about it oh and by the way mrsmes will be my first target to taste my stuffings“

So, we have an unskilled impersonator who seems obsessed with destroying YoYo Games, AND is targetting mrsmes in some form :\ Unfortunately I think the threat of taking down YoYo is an empty one, but I can easily see him taking advantage of mrsmes’ condition, hopefully after a few things are explained he won’t be a slave to the self-proclaimed “AKH of darkness”, which I think I’m gonna call him from now on.

And now, one last question remains … who is this? We can’t be sure, and with the many possibilities and my record of getting secret identities wrong at early stages like this, I won’t be giving a definite answer, but I can narrow it down …

With the recent indirect return of IHP on YoYo (telling bballstar about the site), his abililty to impersonate, and his familiarity with the ways of the smes, this just might be IHP, although he would probably impersonate tigerdude instead, the possibility can’t be completely ruled out.

Our second suspect is SC – for obvious reasons – he’s impersonated many people in the past, on this blog and YoYo, he’s manipulated mrsmes before and could easily do it again, and with Enrai’s recent hacking, he just might be out for some form of revenge.

Which of course puts Enrai down as our third suspect. Although to our knowledge he has no impersonation experience, this isn’t a good impersonation. And it wouldn’t really be hard for anyone to take advantage of mrsmes.

Lastly, our fourth suspect, although this is VERY unlikely, is the recently insulted T. Westendorp. I don’t like him. I’ve never liked him. And yesterday, while I was predicting a day today that lacked news, I thought I’d make my disgust known for the n00bish idiot who calls himself “GMexpert” on YoYo …

I wrote:

“http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=308956

HAR HAR HAR UR TEH NOOB “

…

“Just thought I’d express my hate for you there.”

[he made no response, although he might not have been online]

Four suspects so far, come back tomorrow for an update on the imposter’s activities, and to see if we’ve managed to eliminate anyone from the list of people that could be behind this.

in other news, all of OZMOSIS’ [remember him?] comments have been deleted. I don’t know why. He might have something to do with this, but I’ve always been assuming that if he isn’t really an Enrai-hater, then it’s obvious he’s Enrai himself. So he’s already on the suspect list. ^__^

Finally for today, tigerdude seems to be ill, he didn’t make much of a post yesterday, and I’m not sure if he’ll write anything today either, but with luck we should get the long post he promised.

To read his mini-announcement, click here. ^__^