the AKHLog V4

To say the least, yesterday’s revelations were … interesting. O_o

it would appear that all this time the Ihatetigerdude1993 account has been owned not by SC666, Enrai, inuyasha or any other perverts, instead by another person tigerdude knows in real life – his name is Dylon Makon.

He sent me a friend request but I rejected it because he looked like tigerdude’s enemy at the time >.< he’s actually, after all of this, not. :\

Sorry man, I sent you a friend request.

Now I’m going to introduce the real, not-a-lamer Ihatetigerdude1993 through some quoting …

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“Same old dylon. You want everything i have, well guess what? Shes mine! Haha! What now?”

[talking about Alice/tigergal1993]

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“not for long! just wait, as soon as you dump her or she dumps you (which is probably gonna happen since your a complete idiot), shes mine.”

TurboX wrote:

“wait a minute, do you know this guy?”

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“whos this dude hunter?”

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“nice dylon, that was my best kept secret. yes turbox, he’s an old friend of mine.”

TurboX wrote:

“you sure he’s your friend, he sounds jealous”

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“what your name? hunter? lol sorry dude!”

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“TurboX: OLD friend of mine he used to be my friend.”

TurboX wrote:

“you talking to me”

…

“@Tigerdude
so what happened, his he like IHP”

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“nah man i waz talkin to tigerdude! his name is hunter.”

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“turbox ill pm you “

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“haha its such a dumb reason.”

TurboX wrote:

“then why are you asking his name, if you already know his name”

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“hunter said something about his best kept secret, so i asked him if it was his name. i bet hes going to tell you about how i got beat up…“

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“sorry dylon had to “

TurboX wrote:

“you were beaten up by matt richards, must of been embarrasing.

It must be annoying for you tigerdude, having everyone from your school coming online”

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“i didnt want to hurt the kid, god he was already the biggest nerd in our school! haha!”

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“yeah it is getting annoying turbox, every time someone new comes, i either lose friends or get into more arguments with people that i like…”

TurboX wrote:

“yeah, i have noticed that, with ihp we had loads of arguements”

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“yeah, i hope we don’t get any of IHP’s friends on this site, it’d be horrible.”

Ihatetigerdude1993 wrote:

“like that doug kid? haha that would suck, he’s a huge nerd.”

tigerdude1993 wrote:

“haha wow, i forgot about him! isn’t that the kid that was playing baseball, slipped on the base, and broke his leg? yeah he’s a major nerd.”

Over on the YoYo Forums, Nailog has made a great announcement – he will be joined by 3 new moderators – Jolly Green Giant [massivley active on the forums], NAL [awesome choice] and trollsplatterer [if you ask me, that was a terrible decision by the YoYo admins there].

Nailog wrote:

“In case some of you haven’t seen the moderator’s list recently, there are now three new names.

I’d like to officially welcome NAL, trollsplatterer, and Jolly Green Giant to the moderation team. Hopefully you’ll be getting your stars soon.

Now get to work, so that I no longer have to.

“

Topic: Welcome New Moderators

NAL sent me a PM to tell me about it, and he included the latest near-illegible ramblings of the smes [well worth a read, as usual]:

mrsmes wrote:

“@Nailog: wake up and smell the coffee I’m not the kind of member I used to be I have changed into a nicer person now, I am nice now, Just ask all my freinds and many other members that randomly chat on the forums and in my guestbook they will say I am not that bad a person although enrai, SC, LavaBall wouldn’t no clue as 2 y though, But AKH, seems quite in between normal and in slightly odd way, u know the P.O.R.N way he likes to use it in his game about naked football players, eugh, but aside from that the guy isn’t to bad but we aren’t friends because I don’t exactly have the same belief in that P.O.R.N. But if he were to make the players wearing uniform or having that optional atleast then I could make an exception. But well the old stuff is all gone time to turn over a new leaf nailog, although I still don’t get the dimensions that easily, and I think 4d exists, and the other weird stuff and I am christian hard to believe though but true, and well I don’t need to say anything more than that 4 now, Did I mention ah forget u can find l8test goss in my guestbook and well not all that exciting or maybe, but who knows really. ah forget it so I decided to make up with Ivor Big Cannon and now, it’s all going much better and with out him on my back all the time about all my mistakes and everything life has been a lot easier, really.”

[GAH! >.< He's doing it again!]

…

“Hey, I am not Always stupid and idiotic and annoying and I try to help others out, If that’s what u call stupid and idiotic maybe I should become a moderator instead of U Nal(No pun intended to any moderator or member viewing post, except possibly Nal and Nailog, who.don’t get the gist of reality so easily) Plus SC, Enrai are probably YoYo’s Most Wanted if anyone, who should have their accounts deleted.”

[XD]

I like NAL’s approach to mrsmes’ latest outburst:

to read about a suspected reincarnation of SC called SC9999 [unfortunately all of his posts are deleted now] as well as how Enrai and inuyasha failed to rape tigergal, read tigerdude’s post.