the Enemies List

September 11, 2007 at 3:49 pm | In Everything | 135 Comments
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Here is a list of all the Enemies I have accummulated after only 2 years and 3 months of Regular Internet Access.

1. spriter12

-spriter12 is mrsmes’ annoying little sidekick [if you will]. He is 14 and once threateningly said to someone that he would come out of their monitor screen and punch them, yet he claims to be smarter than me because I gave him a spamming program – despite the fact that I made it pretty obvious if it was a trick, he would recieve the spamming of a lifetime from people on my side, who outnumber him tremendously considering there’s only one of him.

He seems to be a tremendously forgiving person, he even disapproved of me spamming mrsmes despite two clear warnings that if mrsmes tried anymore random insulting or spamming with me I would punish him for it by spamming him. spriter12 also comes across to me as soft ;) he’s yet really to do anything slightly offensive, and when he got the spamming program off me he didn’t do anything with it.

I think I could do anything I like to him and he wouldn’t fight back, so I’m going to see if I’m right and really push him.

Revenge Status: Shortly after I wrote this I spammed his inbox as stage 1 of pushing him to his limits. :D

Some Words Explaining his Position: spriter12 is *officially* Enemy Number 1 now, after I retired mrsmes from the spot [see the Former Enemies List below]. The reason I keep him at the top is not because of our arguments, because he’s too weak to argue, and too stupid to defend himself. it is because of his deception. He cannot call himself a Christian if he is willing to break such a strong teaching of his religion and deliberately decieve me, as he did to obtain the spam program. He will never be forgiven. He also made a brief return months after our first internet-meeting and is one of few enemies whom my attitude towards became much worse after a second encounter. He refused to stop preaching even after I threatened to ban him for one more word of it, and he ultimately left before I decided he had done enough and should have been banned from commenting on the blog.

2. Sandwich / John McCarthy / A K H / Mark Overmar$

Sandwich (BASTARD!) is a 47-year-old man named John McCarthy, and he’s a master of impersonation and being a paedophile, he has even said several times that he “fuck[s] kids and sucks tere cocks dry”. He was the “notorious” A K H, and he created the account because he is a stalker of Nekru, who coincidentally can be found just below at #5. [Update: see Former Enemies List] He has also set up an imposted Mark Overmars account, and probably many other imposter accounts.

In all his imposter accounts, he has failed to copy the name and avatar (and other things such as description) in any believable way. Although “A K H” was a good shot, it shows he pays at least a little attention.

Revenge Status: Well, now I’ve called him a bastard on several occasions, made him out to be a paedophile, and Nekru has denied him access to his Rectum, I believe my work is done. For now, at least.

3. nateistoraw

-Possibly the most hated GMC member ever. Because GMTV (Game Maker T V) wouldn’t let him work for them, he decided (and even told GMTV) that he would make his own. Then when people said he was stealing he said he wasn’t because GMTV hadn’t got anything up yet. His TV show is (probably) of poor quality, and he got a lot of flaming for blatantly stealing an idea and saying it was his own.

Revenge Status: eh, I suppose I got it a little, but most people have done worse to him than I have ;) so it doesn’t matter that I didn’t do much.

4. naruto8foxkid / naruto9foxkid / Gln

-Spammed Slime Online and made many many other games look bad, including my own (probably out of jealousy :) ). There was also a little argument with him and a few others when he said some guy’s (pretty good) avatar was lame. His profile says he is 22, but I think know this is a lie (I’d say from some of his videos that he’s about 8-10 EDIT: he is actually 13). He has 1 incomplete game which is seriously sucky and will end up being a tutorial/engine edit since he can’t do online programming and is using an engine he found. I’ll probably update you on this cocksucker later.

MASSIVE UPDATE: I have been informed by Austin (see the comments …  and enemy #7) that naruto8foxkid is actually 13. Now I can get my revenge without feeling like a complete prick :twisted:

Summary: naruto8foxkid A.K.A. naruto9foxkid A.K.A. “Gln” is a double-chinned ladyboy with some geeky-looking younger brothers who partially threaten to follow in his footsteps, but not for a little while, hopefully, I have other Enemies to deal with, and they’re more fun.

Revenge Status: Well, he got pwned repeatedly and suddenly pulled out of the argument(s) he was in 

5. Lukasaurus

-An obsessive Christian who makes egotistic and always unintelligient posts. As well as a countless number of unfunny prank topics.

Revenge Status: He suddenly left the GMC, briefly returned here [to preach] though, and kinda got insulted by everyone. At least I argued against what he said rather than flame him like others. *points a big yet somehow approving finger at Nekru*

6. George Williams

-Nicknamed “The Twat.” (by me as I write this), he kept making stupid posts asking for things that were idiotic and would never happen, then when he finally came up with a good idea about Voting Polls, he ended up having a massive rant and getting the topic closed.

Revenge Status: impossible now, although I kinda got it before he left :twisted: He appears from time to time on the GMC and my feelings about him - which I share with GMC members – are always made known. ;)

7. Austin (From the Slime Online Boards, Austin6641 on the GMC)

-Even though whenever we’ve talked there has been no arguing or flaming, I still class him as an enemy. He is an admin, so he should abide by the forum rules. Especially since he gets all that in-game special treatment. But No. Instead, he makes off-topic posts and corrects people’s spelling then whenever someone replies to these (except another mod or admin) he says he will warn them. That’s unfair.

Revenge Status: I kinda got it when I hacked Slime Online :twisted: and got my hands on the Austin Kirby outfit.

the Former Enemies List

mrsmes

no longer an enemy

Former Enemy Number: 1

Preserved Entry:

-Makes nooby 5-line-1-sentence posts and said he would make a DLL Called “Maker” that could do anything “except make a life form as this would be very difficult”. Also talks about making a 5D Game (I still can’t work out what the fifth dimension is) with GM8 (which he thinks will come out soon, instead of in a year or two), even though it has never been done before on any platform, let alone something as limited as GM. And he uses Drag and Drop, so he could never do something like that if he can’t even program in GML (which is extremely simple). And if he can’t even use Drag and Drop properly (trust me, he can’t), then he’s stupid to even try GML, so I won’t push him. By the way, he’s 16 (1 year older than me), and can’t speak proper English (he’s from Australia, by the way), or use punctuation, or improve, even though he says he’s trying to improve, I’m just not sensing it.

Another update on mrsmes: it appears I’m not the only one who hates him, in fact nearly all the regular GMC and YYG members do. Maybe I could get “famous” off arguing with him so much. There are also some who believe he is just an immature prankster and not actually a real person, just an invention of a prankster’s mind. I disagree entirely. I believe he is a real person, he has never contradicted himself or the information he about his age and location that he provided. There is only 1 result (that’s accurate) about him online, but that’s probably because I searched using the name “mrsmes”, which is his “company name”.

Update #2 on mrsmes: He now has his own Weblog, complete with an Enemies List of his own. He’s at the top of mine, and I’m at the top of his :D http://mrsmes.wordpress.com/2008/01/07/my-enemies-list/ I didn’t want to give him a link, but this just has to be seen, it’s hilarious.

A third update (this is getting bad now): he’s so lame I’ve given him his own Knowledge Bank, he tends to go in a behavioural cycle of … starting an argument with someone, then as soon as they fight back, he backs down and apologises repeatedly, then asks if someone can help him to “be better at socializing” at this point one of two things happens, in most cases he is ignored, goes quiet for a while and the system restarts, but in the rare event someone offers him help, he ignores or fails to understand them, and the cycle starts again, usually with an argument between him and the person who wanted to help him.

Final Update: it has been confirmed by people who know him in real life, I was right, mrsmes is genuine. This shows the seriousness of his autism …

No more arguing, it’s not his fault, he shouldn’t be allowed unsupervised on the internet with those difficulties.

Revenge Status: THERE SHALL BE NO MORE D:< 

2. Enrai

no longer an enemy – see update.

Former Enemy Number: 2

Update: I recently realised (it can’t exactly be called a discovery) when we found out that SC’s guises of Arrow-Head and Spazz were just that – SC’s disguises, not 2 people – that Enrai was SC. And you know how I like SC really. in that rabid puppy kind-of way … you can’t go near him without him trying to rip your face off, but you just can’t hate him. :P SC forgiven (well, by me at least) and Original Entry Preserved:

-I consider Enrai to be the most dangerous and/or harmful member of the so-called “pervert club” despite the fact that we see much more activity from it’s supposed leader, SatanChild666 [who, you may be surprised to find ... isn't on this list]. Unlike SC, Enrai has repeatedly crossed the line, talking to several (under 18) members of YoYo in completely inappropriate ways, with much more severity than SC, and I’ve good reason to believe he did it one too many times ;)  …

7rlog wrote:

“there is something afoot with Enrai. Im not going to reveal anything more, other than that the real Enrai will not be insulting minors for much longer. Ive followed the complaints recieved at 7rlog up properly and I think we may have a conclusion to this very shortly. On that note, thank you to all who emailed me with their related Enrai material and also thank you to those who informed me of what he has been up to.

http://www.7rlog.wordpress.com
The mother of all sites.”

Now to explain what he is doing here while SatanChild is not. Although SC himself has done things far worse and has damaged YoYo both as a community and a website, among other things let’s not forget his many spammings – at least one with pornography – on the YoYo Forums, he has never truly offended me, insane as that sounds, it just never really happened. And as such, I’ve actually grown to like him. :O

I know he’s deserving of a spot here, and I have treated him as more of an enemy than anyone else named here, but it’s my Enemies List, and I don’t consider him enough of one of my Enemies to put here. ;)

Enrai’s Revenge Status: Like SC, I’ve humiliated Enrai several times. tigerdude managed to hack the Enrai V2 account, and we didn’t hear from him after that. ;) Well done tigerdude! :D

Nekru (real name is Hayden Dewar)

no longer an enemy

Former Enemy Number: 5

Preserved Entry:

 I can summarise him by copying out the biggest rant I’ve ever made about someone, EVER:

Nekru, you’re a fucking big-headed twat with no real friends, just people who take advantage of you. The only way you can keep your so-called “Friends” (most of which don’t actually know you) is by doing whatever they say without question and rating their games 6/6 even if they are a complete load of shit, which most of the time they are.

You’re the one who should shut up here, your actions have offended many people I’m sure, and if you keep it up, one day all these “friends” of yours will come to their senses and give you the finger.

You think now you have all these people in your friends list, you can go around acting like you own the place and everyone loves you, when really all you’re doing is making a fool of yourself. You’re trying to bully people, now you think you’re popular, but all it’s doing is showing how pathetic and weak you are.

You thought sending hundreds of friend requests would get you hundreds of friends and hundreds of 6/6 ratings on your buggy, amateur and pathetic creations that barely deserve to be called games.

Your BMFC failed, not only did it cause problems with the site, none of these people are actually your friends, you haven’t even “spoken” with a fraction of these people on any parts of this site within the past month. Your attitude recently has destroyed what little good reputation you had.

And finally, I’d like to mention that I am not emo, although I do know 1 or 2, and that I was in no way offended by your games, and only offended by your stupidity and your revolting personality.

:D

Revenge Status: Look up

Mini Update: Yeah, he found the blog, but then, I suppose I saw that coming. He said something about his name being up there being an insult. I only posted it there to help tell people who he was. if he had either never posted it or never put “Haydenco games” in some of his games’ intros I would never have bothered. So there. I think that’s fair.

Second Update: Well, the arguing seems to have calmed down, in fact I get the occassional spammy “I agree” out of him here. But we did have a massive argument, which I won, of course. I suggest you check out this post.

Nekru returned after a long absence and wanted to start fresh with everyone - we have put the argument behind us and are starting again – that means we’re no longer enemies. ;)

Tuntis

no longer an enemy

Former Enemy Number: 10

Entry preserved for historical reasons [and because of the massive argument on this page]:

-all he does is argue and say things are wrong, even when most of the time they’re not. He tends not to get any proof of what he says before he says it, so he’s easy to argue with. He also (indirectly) called me a moron. In fact, I think the word he used was ROOMN. I prefer a more direct and easy-to-understand approach: Tuntis is a retard. Despite being #707 I still consider him a n00b.

Revenge Status: I got it, well sort of, before I posted this. I was ignoring him, but he temporarily came back and argued on this blog, mainly on this post, sending my hits through the roof :) and losing the argument :D

Here’s a tip for anyone on this list: if you have any form of a brain, you won’t post any retaliation here.

Tuntis apologised and began arguing against lamers as I, Ivor B, tigerdude and many others did. He even got banned from commenting because of his spam. :D Well done, Tuntis! XD

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  1. … well, someone comment …

  2. Updated 8th Oct 2007.

  3. [...] a new addition to the enemies list November 5, 2007 Posted by AKH in Uncategorized. trackback welcome naruto8foxkid! [...]

  4. Updated 5th November 2007.

    And a trackback, too. :D

  5. edited slightly 9/11/07.

  6. Yay! I am hated by someone I don’t know!

  7. Wow thats the complete opposite about Austin he follows every rule and mods fairly. He doesn’t get any special in game treatment besides one item that all admins get. I haven’t seen Austin make a post just solely correcting someone’s spelling.

  8. Spelling, no. Grammar, yes. =P

  9. “Wow thats the complete opposite about Austin he follows every rule and mods fairly.”

    well he wasn’t when I added him to the list.

    I can’t believe everyone is finding this blog now. O.o

  10. Updated 21st November 2007 with Revenge Status, as well as DDBoard Enemy Removal and a new word never seen before, “ungotten”. LOL :D .

  11. [...] UPDATEAGE November 21, 2007 Posted by AKH in Uncategorized. Tags: Calendar, The Enemies List, Top Clicks, Updates trackback Added a calendar and top clicks section to the sidebar. Also updated the Enemies List (which can be found on the blogroll. I hate fetching links so don’t make me … oh, alright, here you go: http://akh505.wordpress.com/2007/09/11/the-enemies-list/ ). [...]

  12. “I can’t believe everyone is finding this blog now. O.o”
    I Googled “Naruto8foxkid” to get some information on him and this site came up. ;) Speaking of which, he is not 8, he is 13…and likes magic…
    Here is a stupid video of him (although he does look 8…):
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3922133576422984116
    Oh yeah, he is from California, also (in case you were wondering…).

  13. More dumb videos of Naruto8foxkid:
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4314943233190716584
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1498034103437531384
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1833057383286639396
    Looks like bad lip syncing runs in the family…

  14. “I Googled “Naruto8foxkid” to get some information on him and this site came up.”

    :) looks like I have a higher Google ranking than before. I moved from another blog host about a month ago.

    “Looks like bad lip syncing runs in the family…”

    tell me about it. :D

    You know, Austin, you aren’t as bad as I thought you were, but threatening to 3-day ban Mailas (from the forums) for wanting to buy your Kirby outfit was mean!

    And I saw (on a Google cache) that Fox USA stole one of your games. The cache is gone now, sadly, but I was wondering what happened with that. Fox (he recently returned to the GMC) said in the topic that you were (possibly) working on it together, from what I remember. What exactly happened with that? or am I being too nosy by asking?

  15. Mailas was just pissing me off by asking so much… I never did end up banning him though.

    And, yes, Fox_USA did steal one of my games. I completely ruined his reputation and then he asked if he could keep working on it with me. I said yes jokingly and never heard back from him.

  16. lol :)

  17. Updated 23/11/2007 with the addition of that moronic bastard, Tuntis. I also made it look better. Yay!

  18. [...] Tuntis goes to the Enemies List Posted November 23, 2007 http://akh505.wordpress.com/2007/09/11/the-enemies-list/ [...]

  19. I agree with the mos of them. Oh and if you want to refer to Austin, he’s austin6641 on the GMC :)

    Tuntis is a completely moronic idiot. Have a look at his karma changes, they dont even make sense and they have excessive cussing.

  20. “Tuntis is a completely moronic idiot. Have a look at his karma changes, they dont even make sense and they have excessive cussing.”

    Yay! someone agrees with me! I’ll add the Autin6641 thing, I was going to anyway, since I’ve seen him post at the GMC before, I just couldn’t be bothered to find one of his posts and get the name. :)

  21. IM A DUMBASS

  22. Wow what a great post from one of the people on the list

  23. :D Edited the impersonator’s post.

    that comment just had to be from naruto8foxkid. Or maybe Tuntis. Who knows, but it was someone stupid enough to put a website as an email address, so for now naruto is getting the blame.

  24. wait … that could’ve been posted by nate. it’s unlikely, but possible.

  25. Brad Paisley song clip for you all”
    I’ll make the supermarket tabloids, they’ll write some awful stuff
    But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

    - Brad Paisley, Celebrity

  26. And you know what? I’ve never heard of Brad Paisley.

    Nate, I’m glad to see that for once you took someone hating you well, but give up, you will never be a celebrity and the stuff you make won’t ever be worth even 1 cent.

    And I edited out your link. My Enemies don’t get to advertise on my blog.

  27. That really isn’t Austin.

    Hes awesome *cough*wellmaybenot’awesome’*cough* and DOES follow the rules.

    -.-’

    -Hiro

  28. Just so you know, I am not sending these people to defend me. You can hate me all you want. :P

  29. “I would think it would be mrsmes…because at the same time “fatherofsmes” posted on some other entries.”

    you would think what would be mrsmes?

  30. I would think it would be mrsmes…because at the same time “fatherofsmes” posted on some other entries.

  31. akh just thought id pop a post here….

    who the fuck are these lamers?

    keep up the good job of winding em up….they’ll never learn.

  32. Hey AKH:

    I have a small penis and I need to get a life.

  33. Austin is not that bad.

  34. hey, lamib, fuck you too. Try and insult me again and I’ll make your life hell, how’s about that? motherfucker.

    if we were in the same room right now I would have stabbed and killed you.

    … OK, maybe that as a little O.T.T. …

    lamib, who exactly do you not want on this list?

    EDIT: Oh, hi Tuntis. Bastard. I’ll get you. Trust me.

  35. editing is fun.

    Don’t post AKH-hate on AKH’s blog. I’ll make you look like a fucking fool.

  36. Oh my god! Somebody’s threatening me in the internets!

  37. lamib, I dont think he is…nobody really cares about some 2 bit lamer like you….its just something to fill in a few minutes of boredom……

    Akh, i love it when these lamerz rise to the bait!

    lamib, go back to your little world of GM where you can dream sweet dreams of making a blockbuster computer game with GML…lol….maybe when you are older you can start posting here…..in the meantime, check out mrsmesm, im sure the two of you will be great friends.

  38. Hey smes:
    I don’t imagine of making games with GM, I suck at GM and I think GM is shit.

    AKH & co.:
    nobody really cares about some 2 bit lamer like you…

    Farewell =)

  39. At least if youre gonna insult us, try not to copy my words…are you that lame that you cant think of your own insults!!lol

    and obviously someone does care…YOU as YOU have posted back on this forum.

    You are unoriginal and a liar, of course you use GM I can smell ya from here. Finally heres a new insult to you which you can copy if you like:

    Lamib you are a cancerous pollip on the anus of humanity.

    Now FUCK OFF, and dont pretend you wont be coming back to this site, we all know you cant help yourself..you are a lamer after all..

  40. Hey AKH, who’s this lamib fucker? Hes better than smes………and whats “tuntis” if thats another handle of his, we should maybe rename it “cuntis” I think it fits far better.

  41. Yeah, gee, search for “tuntispong” in YoYo. Have a look at my great GM game: also the only one I will ever make.

    Lamib the lame:
    Fine. Fuck you. You’re a disgrace to humanity, and you should burn in hell. You’re an fucking retard and the biggest prick on earth after AKH. Happy now? I’m using my own insults!

    Heh, you got me. I came back. Well, blame the mighty WordPress.com dashboard; there’s no way to disable the comment section :(

    I find it quite funny *you’re* coming back here, too.

    Also, I’ve gotten a bit too used to “cuntis”. Make up something else. Like… “tuntits”. Oh wait, you can’t use that cause I already said it. Your argument backfires! “Wah wah”.

  42. Hey, let’s do this in #GMChat instead. IRC really is the better way to go!

  43. “You’re an fucking retard” thats not really original when most of AKH’s post use that phrase.

    lol – i knew you’d come back!

    I come here because i know AKH…whats your reason?

    oh and tosser…… father of smes + lamib the lame are both me…ive just now adopted a new name.

  44. And yeah.. tuntis doesn’t use GM

  45. #GMChat – No, you came here, I was already here. I dont want my IP address in that fuckin IRC channel. Id never live it down, and I cant be bothered to go through a proxy.

    For someone who says he doesnt use GM…lets see, he admits to making a game in GM and he hangs in a GM channel……lamib the lame and the liar.

  46. “And yeah.. tuntis doesn’t use GM”

    yes he does and he’s shite at it.

    Multiple posting handles are easy eh cuntis?

  47. Naw, esh is a dear friend of mine.

    Lamib the lame: Fine. Just join any random IRC network and we’ll msg. Ok?

    “I come here because i know AKH…whats your reason?”

    So you’re a regular blog reader. Count me in! ;)

    Overmars: Yes, I am. I still don’t use it for anything, though. I simply fuck around in the GMC.

  48. You know whats funnier than the GM shit you lamers produce? The fact that you all come flooding here to give entertainment…keep em coming lads….

  49. …By the way, most (any sane) IRC network(s) bother to “hide” (ever heard of the word?) your IP from being visible, smartass.

  50. “Overmars: Yes, I am. I still don’t use it for anything, though. I simply fuck around in the GMC.”

    LOL – Thats me posts, cant you read? Didnt you see the bit about multiple handles? or dont you understand the word multiples?

    Youre great….AKH is gonna love reading this…

  51. You fail to detect any sarcasm. Please consider reading my comments thoroughly and make sure you understand what you’re reading before trying to come up with a snappy comeback. :)

  52. “…By the way, most (any sane) IRC network(s) bother to “hide” (ever heard of the word?) your IP from being visible, smartass.”

    You fuckin lamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Havent you heard of the /whois command????? undernet nor any other server hides the ip, you can only do that by going through proxy.

  53. “Overmars: Yes, I am. I still don’t use it for anything, though. I simply fuck around in the GMC.”

    I fail to see the sarcasm in that statement…maybe you could explain it?

  54. please come back cuntis, i was enjoying that….

  55. pretty please? – Look ill go and have a smoke, Ill be back in five…

  56. Then you just plain fail. Point being, I sarcastically claimed to not to know it was you.

    Let me demonstrate the mighty whois:
    http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5160/idiotdm6.jpg

    That doesn’t seem like an IP, does it, smarties?
    (nickname, channel and network censored)

  57. Oh and smoking kills.

  58. Not that you should stop smoking, I’d love to see you die slowly of lung cancer and other health complications. :)

  59. “Let me demonstrate the mighty whois”

    Oh you silly boy, you have no idea about IRC scripting and resolving issues do you? – lol.

    Im sorry I was impatient for your posts, judging by the time you take to type it must be difficult with only one retarded finger to type with…..

    “Not that you should stop smoking, I’d love to see you die slowly of lung cancer and other health complications.”

    Thankyou very much….I must be really getting you cross now!!!

    Next post please.

  60. Why not post that picture again? Im presuming that it was a /whois on you.

    Post it again, and Ill resolve your IP…then we can have some fun…..please….you obviously believe its not possible…..

  61. and when you post it remove those white lines…why did you put them there if you believed nothing could be gained from the /whois?

  62. Oh you silly boy, you have no idea about IRC scripting and resolving issues do you? – lol.

    I do. Nobody without IRCOp access can get your IP as long as it’s been hidden by network services (in most cases automatically).

    Go back to school, brat. I’m going to bed, night.

  63. id love to make you into one of my IRC zombies….the fun i could have with you….

  64. http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3117/idiot2af4.jpg

    There. The only reason you can see IP’s in that is because I whois’d myself. Don’t bother DDoS, it’s a shell and crashing it will only piss off the provider.

    If you still have any counterarguments, come chat with the friendly people with much more expertise in the network indicated. I censored them because I did not want to piss the whois’d person off.

    Bye

  65. “he only reason you can see IP’s in that is because I whois’d myself. Don’t bother DDoS, it’s a shell and crashing it will only piss off the provider.”

    I thought you said nothing could be done with the might “/whois” make your mind up.

  66. “I thought you said nothing could be done with the might “/whois” make your mind up.”

    And that’s still my opinion. Oh wait, I never said “nothing can be done with whois”. I or anybody else still can’t grab your IP. I’m waiting for you in IRC.

  67. “I or anybody else still can’t grab your IP. I’m waiting for you in IRC.”

    You’ll be waiting a long while.

    Thought you were going to bed….if youre from the uk its 2117 and youve got school tomorrow.

  68. “Go back to school, brat. I’m going to bed, night.”

    Id hazzard a guess Im alot older than you…youre going to bed, ive got 2 days off……hmmmm.

    “Nobody without IRCOp access can get your IP”
    What on earth are you talking about? why would anyone then bother going through a proxy to hide ID on IRC????

    You are a fool, a lamer and obviously looking up things on WIKIPEDIA you dont have the first clue do you?

    Post that picture again (repeat) without the lines, we can end this arguament in a few minutes.

  69. right, whos next….

  70. I live in Finland. Come here and our polar bears will slaughter you brutally to death.

    Fine, if you don’t want to end this, don’t come. I refuse to use this pathetic blog as an platform to continue arguing.

  71. “I live in Finland. Come here and our polar bears will slaughter you brutally to death.

    Fine, if you don’t want to end this, don’t come. I refuse to use this pathetic blog as an platform to continue arguing.”

    Oh dear, by polar bears you obviously mean your women, vicious, hairy and not domesticated. You call this a pathetic blog, why did YOU come here? I didnt come to your blog, I didnt want to……if its that bad go elsewhere Mr I dont use GM yet I written a game with it, hang in the GMC forums and chat in a GM chatroom lamib.

    Oh and didnt you lot give us Lordi? Yeah thanks for that…how shite where they?

  72. 11:24 PM in finland now…..youd better get to bed, you’ll be tired for school.

  73. AKH, I know you wont read this tonight, but I hope you enjoy this….see what ive brought to your blog???

  74. Lamib: THE CONCLUSION

    After reading AKH’s description of Lamib I ended up in the above arguament with him. AKH was correct, he speaks first thinks second. He never did explain how his statement was sarcastic. Can anyone else explain it? – I dont see how.

    He is obviously a fan of WIKIPEDIA as his knowlege of certain subjects is…nearly correct…the sort of correct when you half copy a textbook without understanding what youve written…he thinks hes an expert though, I would love to know what subject he thinks he an expert on.

    Anyone engaging in conversation with this fool, need only worry about the polar bears from finland, as my rottwieller could get the better of this clown mentally.

    On behalf of AKH I am going to try to bring all those on the enemy list here and engage in conversation to provide an independent view on AKH’s enemies.

    So far AKH got it 100% correct with Lamib, Tuntis, Cuntis or whatever the hell he wants to be called.

    Thanks cuntis, you gave me great entertainment while I waited for my torrent to finish and for everyone else, you know cuntis will come back sooner or later to have the final word…its the way of the lamer…..watch this space…..

  75. Hello I am U.S President George Bush. Like our enemies list, yours does not mean anything. Arrogant prick.

    -George Bush

  76. Hello george, or should I say Lamib….told you guys he wouldnt be able to resist coming back onto this blog…..AKH I hope youre appreciating everything Im doing for ya.

  77. Goooooooooooooooooood morning!

    We can all relate that G. W. B. here is not me; my style of writing would clearly have said “Hello. I am US President George Bush.” instead. Moron.

    “He is obviously a fan of WIKIPEDIA as his knowlege of certain subjects is…nearly correct…the sort of correct when you half copy a textbook without understanding what youve written…he thinks hes an expert though, I would love to know what subject he thinks he an expert on.”

    Sheesh, I still find that quite overdrive coming from somebody claiming that #GMChat could grab your IP if you get on the channel. Idiot.

    “Thanks cuntis, you gave me great entertainment while I waited for my torrent to finish and for everyone else, you know cuntis will come back sooner or later to have the final word…its the way of the lamer…..watch this space…..”
    http://bani.anime.net/o_rly.jpg

    “After reading AKH’s description of Lamib I ended up in the above arguament with him. AKH was correct, he speaks first thinks second. He never did explain how his statement was sarcastic. Can anyone else explain it? – I dont see how.”

    Heh, that’s quite cheap coming from you too. It looks like you throw in random flames and don’t even understand polite humor. You’re an typical overspoiled American brat.

    “Oh and didnt you lot give us Lordi? Yeah thanks for that…how shite where they?”

    Very.

  78. “We can all relate that G. W. B. here is not me; my style of writing would clearly have said “Hello. I am US President George Bush.” instead. Moron.”

    The fact that you are aware of your own typing style shows that it was you…after all if you know your own style you can change it (and even if it wasnt, youve proved my point by coming back now and posting, lamer!)

    “and don’t even understand polite humor.”
    You didnt explain how in any way your comment showed sarcasm. It was just a statement, no smilies no extra remarks…explain how your post shows humour, then Ill listen.

    “heesh, I still find that quite overdrive coming from somebody claiming that #GMChat could grab your IP if you get on the channel. Idiot.”

    and you prove that you are simply reading from other texts by making that half correct statement. Do a google search on the subject, it is quite easy, do you even know what an IRC zombie is? If you couldnt grab an IP from resolving the information my little collection of zombies would be useless….just do a search, then come back.

    “You’re an typical overspoiled American brat.” No im not im British (if youd have read my posts above properly, you would have known that…keep proving AKH correct…..

    Told you readers….the way of the lamer…he doesnt know when hes lost……

    Look, seriously now, I like tech arguaments with anyone, but please at least understand what you are typing about before engaging me…..and i thought you said this blog was pathetic? why are you back?

    AND FOR THE FINAL TIME, EXPLAIN HOW THAT POST FROM LAST NIGHT DISPLAYS ANY SARCASM…THIS IS A TEXT ONLY MEDIUM, SIMPLY TYPING A STATEMENT DOES NOT SHOW SARCASM, YOU HAVE TO ATLEAST ATTEMPT TO PUT SOME EMOTION IN WITH A WORD OR SYMBLE OTHERWISE IT LOOKS LIKE YOURE STATING A FACT.
    (and sorry readers for the caps, Cuntis must need them to answer a simple question)

  79. and adding to your comment of overspoiled….I have a wife, kids and a very good job thankyou very much…..as I said before I have 2 days off work….should you really be posting when your at school? lol

    Yeah I am overspoiled…i can afford to be….its called a salary.

    You cuntis are a very good example of why there should be a licience to have children. Thank God mine havent turned out like you. I would call you a smartass….but that would imply that you had a trace of intelligence…

  80. *EDIT* “License”

    Its too much talking with you. Im coming down to your level.

  81. Ive just been speaking with another user who has a long history of problems with this cuntis guy. He has said he will post this conversation on 64digits.com for everyone to laugh at.

  82. Watch this space readers….way of the lamer….he has to come back for another post….

  83. Oh well, its looks like thats all for the moment…still it was a little fun.

  84. He’ll be back…..they always come back…..

  85. Yep.

    “AND FOR THE FINAL TIME, EXPLAIN HOW THAT POST FROM LAST NIGHT DISPLAYS ANY SARCASM…THIS IS A TEXT ONLY MEDIUM, SIMPLY TYPING A STATEMENT DOES NOT SHOW SARCASM, YOU HAVE TO ATLEAST ATTEMPT TO PUT SOME EMOTION IN WITH A WORD OR SYMBLE OTHERWISE IT LOOKS LIKE YOURE STATING A FACT.”

    COME ON YOU FUCKING MORON, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. CAPS LOCK SURE IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

    “Look, seriously now, I like tech arguaments with anyone, but please at least understand what you are typing about before engaging me…..and i thought you said this blog was pathetic? why are you back?”

    I can’t resist laughing at your pathetic attempt to “take me down” and to reply and have more fun with you.

    “The fact that you are aware of your own typing style shows that it was you…after all if you know your own style you can change it (and even if it wasnt, youve proved my point by coming back now and posting, lamer!)”

    Esh was esh, Bush was Dark. If you want to talk to any of them, please send a self-stamped envelope to “Fuck you avenue 12, 91250 San Francisco” containing a letter of request.

    “If you couldnt grab an IP from resolving the information my little collection of zombies would be useless….just do a search, then come back.”

    Yes, and any sane IRC network, at least when you’re identified will bother to hide any information you can resolve one’s IP with. Dipshit.

    “Ive just been speaking with another user who has a long history of problems with this cuntis guy. He has said he will post this conversation on 64digits.com for everyone to laugh at.”

    Oh come on, the excitement’s killing me, who is it? Chiken? Somebody that has lowered my “GMC Karma” at least twice?

    “You cuntis are a very good example of why there should be a licience to have children. Thank God mine havent turned out like you. I would call you a smartass….but that would imply that you had a trace of intelligence…”

    Wow. You’ve already went to the level of a typical flamer, but don’t worry, you’re still above “Counter Strike”!

    BTW, what’s your *real* nickname? I really need to know. Just as a personal interest; nothing more.

  86. like … woah …

    … that’s a lot of posts.

  87. “COME ON YOU FUCKING MORON, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. CAPS LOCK SURE IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!”

    Yep thats what I thought, it wasnt sarcasm you thought it was another user! Lol.

    “I can’t resist laughing at your pathetic attempt to “take me down” and to reply and have more fun with you.”

    But I thought you said this blog was pathetic and didnt want to post here anymore…? I seem to remember you saying farewell….Readers, hes just proved the “way of the lamer!” – he cant help coming back and making a fool of himself.

    “Esh was esh, Bush was Dark. If you want to talk to any of them, please send a self-stamped envelope to “Fuck you avenue 12, 91250 San Francisco” containing a letter of request.”

    We only have your word for that, and we’ve already established that your a liar.

    “Yes, and any sane IRC network, at least when you’re identified will bother to hide any information you can resolve one’s IP with. Dipshit.”

    Youve now changed your mind to any sane IRC network instead of all. All the networks I use are not “sane” as you put it. I am not expected to know every single irc network and if it is “sane” or not….and again resorting to swearing because your loosing the arguament.

    “Oh come on, the excitement’s killing me, who is it? Chiken? Somebody that has lowered my “GMC Karma” at least twice?”

    Ive got no idea of this gmc carma thing your gibbering about, but its more than one person and Im not telling you. Make sure you keep on googling theres a few more blogs about you starting.

    “Wow. You’ve already went to the level of a typical flamer, but don’t worry, you’re still above “Counter Strike”!”

    How can I flame? You came here. Im not forcing you to read anything and Im only responding to the simple retorts that you are trying to post here, and I dont know who this counter strike is, but if you dont like him, he must be your intellectual superior.

    “BTW, what’s your *real* nickname? I really need to know. Just as a personal interest; nothing more.”

    Yeah, Ill tell you…..its………Lamib, well it certainly will be when I start impersonating you in GM chat rooms, hey maybe i’ll make some friends for you, or maybe Ill just make you out to look silly…..hey i dont really need to do that now do I readers?

    BTW, what’s your *real* nickname? I really need to know. Just as a personal interest; nothing more.

    Ive told you before, neither AKH or myself are into that sort of thing. Do a google search and find one of those adult sites.

    (Readers lamib has this thing about getting AKH to “come get him” ooh er..dont like the sound of that….i dont know what sort of kinky stuff youre into lamib, but it certainly isnt welcome here”

  88. Trust me smes, Lamib (Tuntis) is from Finland. I hope you get eaten, Tuntis :D funny.

    I wish I had time to keep up with this argument, I really do.

  89. “Ive told you before, neither AKH or myself are into that sort of thing. Do a google search and find one of those adult sites.

    (Readers lamib has this thing about getting AKH to “come get him” ooh er..dont like the sound of that….i dont know what sort of kinky stuff youre into lamib, but it certainly isnt welcome here””

    Get a fucking life.

    “Yeah, Ill tell you…..its………Lamib, well it certainly will be when I start impersonating you in GM chat rooms, hey maybe i’ll make some friends for you, or maybe Ill just make you out to look silly…..hey i dont really need to do that now do I readers?”

    I honestly don’t give a shit. Please do.

    “How can I flame? You came here. Im not forcing you to read anything and Im only responding to the simple retorts that you are trying to post here, and I dont know who this counter strike is, but if you dont like him, he must be your intellectual superior.”

    Once again, get a brain.

    “But I thought you said this blog was pathetic and didnt want to post here anymore…? I seem to remember you saying farewell….Readers, hes just proved the “way of the lamer!” – he cant help coming back and making a fool of himself.”

    Don’t make me repeat it. Anyways, sheesh, this blog is just so funny I can’t keep away. You’re the one making a fool out of yourself.

    “Yep thats what I thought, it wasnt sarcasm you thought it was another user! Lol.”

    Yes. I also think that every person that has commented here with a different nickname != the same. Happy now, dipshit?

  90. “Get a fucking life.”

    - Yeah, thats rich, youre really desparate now…swearing increased.

    “I honestly don’t give a shit. Please do.”

    -You obviously do, or why post here? Again you are proved as a liar.

    “Once again, get a brain.”
    - This is a public forum, I dont need to argue that one, its quite obvious.

    “Don’t make me repeat it. Anyways, sheesh, this blog is just so funny I can’t keep away. You’re the one making a fool out of yourself.”

    - I beg to differ. The other bloggers seem to agree with me, but lets let everyone reading this decide, and if its so funny why is it so obvious to everyone here you are getting angry?

    Yes. I also think that every person that has commented here with a different nickname != the same. Happy now, dipshit?

    - Three people, Lamib (you) Cuntis, Tuntis, Smes&Lamib etc are all me & and of course AKH.

    - So why do YOU have the need to swear…youve given me 1 days worth of entertainment….im grateful.

  91. “- Yeah, thats rich, youre really desparate now…swearing increased.”

    Yes, after all calling me a “(fucking) lamer”, telling me to “fuck off”, gee.

    “-You obviously do, or why post here? Again you are proved as a liar.”

    Learn to read. I don’t give a shit about what you do with my nickname. I do give a small shit about what this place reads.

  92. Yes, after all calling me a “(fucking) lamer”, telling me to “fuck off”, gee.

    Yes but that wasnt used in an arguament…after that we engaged in debate, so I tried to keep it cleaner in the interests of fairness..you proved that you cant argue without resorting to it, so I suppose its ok for me to start swearing again.

    “Learn to read. I don’t give a shit about what you do with my nickname. I do give a small shit about what this place reads.”

    Then youve got problems. I suspect AKH will close this enemies list (making sure you dont get the last word) and maybe make the enemies list separate entities for each lamer. What about the other blogs that will pop up? Youre gonna be busy if you try posting on all of them…

    All you have to do is appologise for being a lamer and being rude to AKH and it will all stop.

    You dont know my real handle, I can pop up anywhere.

  93. AKH can you lock this one now? Keep it up and running, but stop posting to it any maybe make it the Lambi blog?

  94. Hey, I already tried to apologize to AKH in AIM. The only reason I’m on this list is because I’ve been an ass in the GMC to some people.

  95. I wouldnt worry about people reading this anyway…who the hell cares about a 2bit lamer called lamib, we dont know who you are…youre just a name (and Im not sure I believe you when you say youre from Finland), as is anyone on these blogs..

    You brought all this on yourself, you didnt need to be rude to AKH, you didnt need to post here. If you hadnt, then this enemies list would have stayed in the dark depths of blogdom…its your actions that have bumped it up. None of the other “enemies” have posted here…..

    Grow up and come back when you can play with the big boys properly.

  96. and I posted the above probably while you were posting yours….I hope I speak for AKH when I say appology accepted…..

    AKH, there you go appology…Im happy.

  97. and my handles changed again.

  98. no probs akh, i’ll hold the fort for ya.

  99. [...] OMG X FACTOR Posted December 16, 2007 if you’re not from the UK, you won’t know what I’m talking about … so y’know, fuck off. Why not read another post? This one’s good. [...]

  100. [...] real friends, which is unlikely, so if he doesn’t, my plan is, as always, to add him to my Enemies List and make his life pure [...]

  101. Updated 6 Days before Christmas (OMG) with the addition of Nekru, as well as other minor updates.

  102. [...] He’s officially on the Enemies List. [...]

  103. see http://gamemaker-tv.com

  104. I’m very glad I’m not on the list. mrsmes is not sane, as many have already realized (Including you).
    What’s ‘GM TV’?

  105. Mini Update on the last ever day of 2007 :O

  106. [...] Out of the blue, LavaBall posted an uninsulting comment on my profile *is in shock* and Nekru found this blog and posted some unclear shite about his name. See my awesome retaliation on the Enemies List. [...]

  107. Awesome retaliation, get over yourself

  108. Its funny, because near all the people on this list are on here because of stupidity, not just hate against AKH.

    Am I suggesting you are stupid? Yes, yes I am.

  109. Hi Verion! wow AKH realyy hates me, and I ave no idea who he is XD

  110. Well you are completely wrong. AKH and I hate each other, but not over stupidity.

  111. I have not seen you, so it was just an assumption, as all but Austin on the list so far have their brain consisting of sheer stupidity.

    naruto8foxkid, shut the fuck up and fuck off, you faggot.

  112. WOOT NARUTO EVEN VERION HATES YOU!!! YOU SUCK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  113. why you very little…

  114. Well done mrsmes impersonator, you failed. meaning you’re obviously not fatherofsmes, so the only one you could be in my mind right now is SANDWICH. You bastard.

  115. Updated 07/01/2008 (OMG) with an update on mrsmes.

  116. im not mrsmes

  117. Retard sandwich…

  118. Sandwich (BASTARD!) was added today. :)

  119. [...] And with that, I invite you to see my new improved Enemies List. [...]

  120. “Sandwich (BASTARD!) was added today.”

    Good.

  121. [...] with a lot of people right now, so I’m making an enemies list. AKH, yes, I got the idea from your list. But no one owns the concept of an enemies list, so here goes (in order of worst to [...]

  122. Updated 27/01/2008, with the removal of Tuntis [now no longer an enemy], the entry was preserved for historical reasons.

    And yes, I did take the phrase “historical reasons” from gamemaker.nl.

  123. [...] too XD Anyway, considering we haven’t been enemies in a long time, I’ll take him off the list. Well sort of. I’ll still keep the entry there, for uh … historical reasons I guess, and [...]

  124. [...] 6, 2008 That’s the highest lamer rank you’ve got there, spriter12, you’re on my Enemies List, be [...]

  125. Im I not in your enemies list?

  126. No, you’re not. I don’t hate you that much.

    if everyone I didn’t like was on here, it would have at least 50 names and descriptions. I don’t have time to write all that.

  127. I would be your friend if you tried to help me.

  128. I love this I hate you game.Better get to hating me more then any.While it lasts.
    He’s mentaly ill from amity ville kill your whole fucking family still you think I won’t god’damitt I will.You should have listened when I told you I was…

  129. Shut up Enrai nobody likes you just fuck off.

  130. I hate people like mrsmes. Soooo ignorant.

  131. Well heres a new one for you kiddies.Find me now.Find my info.AKH can try and track this.And all you losers to.If you fail.Read between the lines. :)
    FYI the info and location is false.I am not on that stupid map.REATARDS!!!Louisville ky.Yeh great skills if that was me.HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  132. well AKH i wonder how soon all of you and your friends will be taking your fall?

  133. Never you mother fucking fucking mother fucker.

  134. BIG Update on the 28th July 2008 – the removal of mrsmes AND Nekru, two of my biggest enemies in the past, the addition of a “Former Enemies List” category and the addition to the list, at #2, of Enrai. ;)

  135. Yay… I got removed… ish…


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