the AKHLog V4

My name? Gee, I don’t think I’ve EVER posted my name on my blog before. I kind of liked it like that, so I won’t break the tradition.

if you’re insane desperate though, download one of my games and look in the credits.

RIGHT, so on to introducing myself to the hundreds thousands millions billions of people who have never seen or heard of my blog before…

I make games in my spare time, mainly with a program Game Maker 6.1 (or sometimes the newer but hated version 7.0, which is not the property of Mark Overmars, instead it is of a company who he co-owns, YoYo Games, I’ll talk more about this later), I also know a bit of C++, which is AWESOME but pointless for small projects.

 Recently I had some (costly) fun with PHP, but that fetish is over now. I hate making web pages.

There are quite a few forums I tend to visit, mainly the GMC (The Game Maker Community, linked to above) where I sometimes feel a bit stupid when there I find a ten-year-old who’s smarter than me, there is also the DDBoard and the Slime Online Board, which are both good, but I don’t care much about those.

Now, on to who I hate at the GMC. Many of the members at the GMC are either stupid (don’t use GM if you have an IQ of less than 50), retarded (don’t use GM if you have an IQ of less than 0), anti-chat-speak (to me, that screams the word “NNNEEERRRDDD”), super-nerds who like being called “nerd” (Proud of your intelligience? Fuck off then, I would never accept the words “nerd” or “geek” as a compliment, you cock-sucker BaldEagle636 (OMFG NAMING NAMES)) and other people who’ve pissed me off enough to get on my Enemies List.

Now, let’s copy over the Enemies List from the previous blog, eh? it’s long. Trust me…