I done found a Game Maker Game on YouTube

February 16, 2009 at 12:04 pm | In Everything | 171 Comments

Mr.Smes! Latest News: sCODE Converter Released!

Ultisoft Company Latest News: New Look to our site; Join Now requirements updated

YoYo Games Latest News: Virus Scanner Bug!

EDIT: Stickied this post just cause it has so many comments, and kinda served as the last post of the AKHLog. Ultisoft is now posting here and you can scroll down past this to get the latest news on the Mr.Smes! OS. :D

Since people are still here I thought I’d make a post :D

-AKH

This game was made by YouTube user Dezzan. And what with? Why, it’s Game Maker 7. He’s got a donate button on his site, which I hope no one’s fallen for what with all the GM users on YoYo making longer, lower size, more professional and bug-free games for nothing. AND THEN NOT PUTTING THEM IN RARS! D:<

How can I tell it’s Game Maker made? First of all there’s another, simpler version of the game floating around with the default GM Ball icon, and second of all he kept the default message boxes D:< ;)

Anyway, it’s still an awesome game (yes, it’s meant to look yellow, it’s supposed to be like a Gameboy game) in which you play as Robotnik, fighting off enemies with your … penis … and there’s only one bug with moving platforms (jump when you get on to them or they won’t move). Everything else seems fixed. He released a full gameplay video (split into two), here it is! :D

Now for some kind-of related videos from elsewhere on YouTube …

IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME GODDAMN

And lastly, since we need an and lastly [AKH posts always have those], I’ve saved the best of the videos till last with this song from igiulamam.

And for the origin of Robotnik saying PENIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkFhJIRhs9U

SNOOPINGAS USUAL I SEE

YYG Virus Scanner Taking Forever…

May 25, 2009 at 12:43 am | In Everything | 2 Comments

I have submitted the sCODE Converter to YYG a few days ago…

What I don’t understand is that it still isn’t scanned!

On YoYoGames Virus Scanner’s profile…

Ultisoft Software (me):

“mine has taken ages! please scan my game”

lowchefgames:

“its been 6 days scanning my game!”

coolman1082:

“i reported him cause he was not”

-Classic game designs-:

“WHY IS IT TAKING AGES TO SCAN MY GAME!”

…and the list continues…

Please hold off until sumbitting your games till the Virus Scanner starts working again, or you will have to wait long too…

About sCODE and the sCODE Converter

May 24, 2009 at 6:59 pm | In Everything | 1 Comment

I have started in the devolpement of the sCODE.  But first, what is sCODE anyway?

Because Game Maker can create executables and execute pretty much any demand (dlls included), I have based sCODE off of GML.

In the Program Builder, which I will release after I finish sCODE, you can create Apps, which work like objects in Game Maker.  Apps can be buttons, links, text, images, sliders, etc.

When somebody presses a certain key, or presses  a mouse button, the App will execute an sCODE command, which you can type in manually, or use aTempate App to add one more easily.

When sCODE is executed, then automatically the sCODE will be translated back into GML, and the code will be executed.

For easier understanding between GML and sCODE, I have made a GML > sCODE Converter.  After I am done with the full converter, then I will release the sCODE Porgram Builder.  Download the sCODE Converter Below.

 sCODE Converter

Info: Will translate GML to sCODE automatically.

Type in a GML code, and the converter will spit out the sCODE Command.  Check the Update Log for the functions currently avalible; there is still a lot of work to be done...

Type in a GML code, and the converter will spit out the sCODE Command. Check the Update Log for the functions currently avalible; there is still a lot of work to be done...

Version: beta1.0

Update Log:

- Added basic draw commands : draw_text; draw_sprite; draw_background; draw_rectangle; draw_circle; draw_set_color; draw_set_alpha; draw_line

Download sCODE Converter

I’ve Returned :D

May 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm | In Everything, Ultisoft Gaming Co. / MrSmes OS | 1 Comment

Wow, it has been so long since anybody made a post here…

So I guess a new post will be one about me returning!


I have been gone from here for a loooooooooong time…  but now I’m back.

My schoolwork has kept me really busy, but now that my exams are done, I decided to return to my friends here.

Now that I’m here, there will be more posts on the AKHlog about the Ultisoft Company, YoYo Games, and just general stuff about what’s happening around the world (ex: the Iraq War).


Although, during some of my spare time, I started on the re-creation of the Ultisoft Company.  I have made the UC logo, plus I have made a mascot for the Mr.Smes! operating system.  This is what they turned out to be:

The Ultisoft Company logo.  This will be the logo that will be on every UC product, such as Mr.Smes! or The Hawk's Dock.

The Ultisoft Company logo. This will be the logo that will be on every UC product, such as Mr.Smes! or The Hawk's Dock.

This is the mascot for the Mr.Smes! OS.  I made this mascot with The GIMP.  It will be on every product released for the Mr.Smes! OS.

This is the mascot for the Mr.Smes! OS. I made this mascot with The GIMP. It will be on every product released for the Mr.Smes! OS.

The Mr.Smes! operating system will be released around 2012, when Aaron goes to Tafe and learns more about it.  In the meantime, once I get Game Maker 7 Pro, I will be making software that will be released for the system.

UC is currently recruting new members.  To learn more, go the the UC forums at http://ultisoft.ipbfree.com/.


Plus, I am redesigning the features of the Mr.Smes! OS.

On my first post EVER on the AKHlog, I posted this for the features of the operating system:

“No-click Keyboards – are u tired of ur annoying keyboard click-click?  get the mrsmes os and u have silent padded keyboards so u can sneak around on ur parents computers even more silently!!  ; Mind Reading Hardware — do what u want on ur comp as fast as u can with hardware that can transform brain-waves into A++ code!!! ;  and more coming later……”

Forget those…


After I thought it through, mind reading hardware is really unlikely to happen, especially when we are just figuring out how the OS can happen.

So, here are the new features that will be on it:

  • A++ Code does not exist.  Instead, for commands to run, you will have to create software for Mr.Smes! with a code called sCODE.
  • sCODE will change into a GML command when executed.  Here is an example of sCODE:
sCODE Command: print.text(string,x,y)
GML Command: draw_text(x,y,string)
  • No-click keyboards will be released seperatly.  Any other type of keyboard that works with Windows or Mac will be compatible with the Mr.Smes! system.
  • Mr.Smes!’s Test version will be formatted on Windows.  When Windows boots up, the Mr.Smes! system files will be executed, and the system will be opened.  When we aquire more knowledge about making an operating system from scratch, then the Mr.Smes! system will run on its own basis on version1.0.
  • Mind-reading hardware will not be sold until the late future.  It is a possibility on later versions of the system, but Mr.Smes!version1.0 will defiantly not have it.
  • Mr.Smes! will have functions of Mac and Windows combined, but with more functions.
  • The Hawk’s Dock will be nothing but software released with the system.  It will be possible to uninstall THD at any time you wish on the system.  It is not a “sub-os”, it is just a tool for easy access, like the dock on Mac PCs.
  • More functions and information will be released later, stay tuned.

Thank you, and I will be posting later…

- Freddy R. (Ultisoft)

Yes, this is getting pretty old now isn’t it?

February 15, 2009 at 7:03 pm | In Everything | 7 Comments

Yeah, don’t worry about seeing another new post from me.

Post Still Yet to Come

February 9, 2009 at 3:46 am | In Everything | Leave a Comment

After seeing how the end of the world post somehow got erased as a draft I’ve given up on the whole topic, I’ll start a new one when I get the time.

Safari.

January 25, 2009 at 6:44 pm | In Everything | 12 Comments

Need Help With Super Sonic + Intro to End of the World Posts

January 11, 2009 at 11:35 pm | In Everything | 17 Comments

Alright people, Tigerdude1993 here. I need some help with the extra boss in Sonic Mystic Machine.

What I need is a working Super Sonic. And by that, I mean I need a Super Sonic that flies like in Doomsday Zone in Sonic 3 and Knuckles, and one that loses a ring every second.

Now I’m not asking for anything special, just a regular Super Sonic. I’ll add better sprites, add attacks, and maybe some extra stuff.

This is only gonna get done with your help, so if anyone has any kind of Super Sonic engine, please let me use it. I’ll give you credit, just like everyone else that has helped me so far.

Thanks.

Oh and, I guess I can start my end of the world topic today. Not a huge start, just an intro.

_____________________________________________________________________

We all know that it’s coming, even if it isn’t in our lifetimes. There is an end to everything, and humanity is no different. But what will bring about our destruction? Every person has had at least one thought about it, and we all know that there are some that based their lives around it. We all have different ideas about how everything stops, but who’s idea about the end is correct?

In this series of posts, I’ll be researching theories and texts that tell us how the world will end. I’ll be proving and disproving the facts, and either support or deny the opinions. You decide what you think is the most logical end. Or, go by your faith. Either way, your idea of how it all ends is up to you.

Hopefully these posts will make you think a little bit and maybe question yourself. Also, these posts should definitely start some discussions (which, of course, better be well educated arguments and not some silly “your wrong im right” argument).

Get ready, because the next post will be about the end of the world, for sure.

PS: If you have anything you want me to research about this topic, just comment on this post.

THE MRSMES WEBSITE!

January 9, 2009 at 3:56 am | In Everything | 8 Comments

I  just got started on the Mr.Smes! website, so now you guys can check it out

Click here

Blog Concequences

January 7, 2009 at 9:49 pm | In Everything | 2 Comments

OK.  The rules have been posted.  You can find them here.  But, lets talk about what happens when you break them…

Everybody has their own warn level.  It increases by one every time you break a rule.  If you do break a rule, your name will be logged by Tigerdude or me.  Lets see what happens every time your warn level rises.

WARN LEVEL = ONE

If your warn level is one, then you will be warned.  Warnings are serious, and cannot be undone.

WARN LEVEL = TWO and THREE

If your warn level is two, then every post you write will be deleted up until a week has passed.  Suspension only lasts for one week, but you can only get 2 suspensions until your warn level increases again.

WARN LEVEL = FOUR

Banned. No question.  You are banned from the AKHlog by IP ban.  You had a chance.  You ruined it.  Now you are banned.  We may consider unbanning you, but that is if you get your act together on somewhere like YoYo Games or the Game Maker Community.

Blog Rules.

January 5, 2009 at 12:34 am | In Everything | 17 Comments

Tigerdude and me (ultisoft) are going to make some rules to keep unwanted material off of the AKHlog. I have a few, and Tigerdude, you can edit this post to add more rules :)

  1. NO EXCESSIVE PROFANITY : Nobody likes somebody that uses a lot of cursing in their post…keep it low.
  2. NO EXCESSIVE BULLYING : You can have a few laughs and arguments, just don’t take it to far.
  3. NO PORNOGRAPHY : Of course some of you guys are perverts, but come on, not everybody here is.
  4. NO “HACKING” THREATS: We know that most of these aren’t real, but please, no hacking threats.
  5. NO “ARGUING”: Unless it is a valid discussion about the topic posted, don’t argue. That is what I (Tigerdude) and Ultisoft are trying to steer clear of.
  6. NO SPAMMING: Not really a problem (right now anyways), but I felt I should list it.
  7. NO “1337″: Please comment like you know a little bit of English…and grammar.
  8. NO ASKING TO BECOME A MOD OR EDITOR: I won’t even consider you to be one if you constantly ask.
  9. NO ASKING TO BAN SOMEONE: I will ban them if they need to be banned.

These rules are subject to change, so check back every so often. I’ll announce changes so that nobody can tell me they didn’t know the rules. Not knowing the rules is the worst excuse anyone can use, so you better know them.

Change of Plans

January 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm | In Everything | 7 Comments

I’ve decided to move our posts on the end of the world to a different date. Why, you ask? I see it necessary to address a few rules that are going to be needed around here…obviously some people aren’t mature enough to handle anything around this website.

I will be thinking up a few rules, in the mean time I really want to work on Sonic Mystic Machine (which I’m working on the final boss right now) so I’m out.

Tigerdude1993

The Mr.Smes! Co.: Hiring new people

January 4, 2009 at 5:05 pm | In Everything | 1 Comment

The Mr.Smes company is growing pretty well so far.  We are now hiring more people for our company so it can expand.

Here are the jobs available:

  • Graphics artist
  • Game programmer
  • Webmaster
  • Sounds artist
  • Beta tester

Just send a PM to mrsmes at YYG if you want to take part in this growing company ;)

Fun, Fun, Fun, and Then Onto Some Real News

December 30, 2008 at 1:58 am | In Everything | 52 Comments

Oh look…something to quote. Ultisoft’s second half of his post:

“Oh, and Tigerdude… How could you do that to us? [Because this is the Internet] I trusted you. I was your friend. So were a lot of other people, and you were just messing with us?! [Yeah] How dare you play around with us like that! I want you out of here ASAP. [And you don't decide that] I trusted you and you threw us all out of your life like that. [Don't trust anyone on the Internet, and you people (except a few) weren't ever in it.]

Now it’s time for some real news.

Looks like Tony Romo isn’t doing too well. You know, the Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback. He gets in the shower and just collapses. He had to get two men to take him down the stairs…(trying not to laugh at any of this). Another loss, this time to the Eagles. Go Cowboy’s go. XD

I want to make this a short post, because I will be starting a series of posts later about the end of the world…don’t worry, it’s not going to b same ole. I’ve got quite a few great posts about that topic that I’ve already made in my head…just you wait. And if that is not something you like, after the series, don’t worry. I will always move on to a new, random topic.

Don’t ever stop reading the AKH Log.

I’m back… And I’m taking over

December 28, 2008 at 10:19 pm | In Everything | 6 Comments

My Internet is back up, and if Tigerdude leaves I’ll take over the AKHlog personally so all of you viewers can enjoy more posts here.  There isn’t a lot of traffic here anymore, so I will fix that ;)

Oh, and Tigerdude…  How could you do that to us?  I trusted you.  I was your friend.  So were a lot of other people, and you were just messing with us?!  How dare you play around with us like that!  I want you out of here ASAP.  I trusted you and you threw us all out of your life like that.

I’ve Decided

December 28, 2008 at 8:43 pm | In tigerdude1993 | 2 Comments

that I’m not archiving, and that I’m staying to blog some more posts.

However, I won’t be blogging about silly things on Yoyogames or DDNN. I’ll be blogging about important things/events, discussion topics, and maybe some music related stuff (Rage Against the Machine, Hinder, Young Jeezy…). Just a bunch of random stuff.

More posts to come.

I’ll be archiving soon

December 24, 2008 at 5:44 pm | In Everything | 16 Comments

and then leaving.

I’ve decided that, after AKH has left and I have revealed my secrets that pretty much kept me here, I should leave. I know that I have said that in the past, but that was fake.

I’ll give you all one last post though, which will be all the things that I have archived that people have written. I don’t really know why (other than the fact that you can’t find them anywhere else, not even my old blog), but I feel like I should.

One last post to come soon.

My stupid Internet – down agian :(

December 23, 2008 at 10:40 pm | In Everything | 1 Comment

I am using one of my friends computers right now, so that is how I am posting today.

I HATE my Internet on my computer.  It crashed…  AGAIN.  So that means I can’t post here until its back up.

I will talk to all of you guys later once it is back up.

Regards,

Ultisoft
BTW: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

The end of all these lies :)

December 18, 2008 at 9:03 pm | In Everything | 65 Comments

Since AKH has finally given up (thank God), I want to reveal to you all my biggest secret. TurboX, I commend you. You were right all along when no one else was :)

Obviously my intricate web of lies became so thick that nobody could see through them…I didn’t get big until they were.

I am a lie.

I am fake.

I am everything and everyone.

I am SC666.

I am the Truth Oracle.

I am Tigergal.

I am Bballstar.

I am IHT.

I am IHP.

And the list continues…

Now let’s get started with a breath taking post from the one and only Tigerdude1993 :)

Me Impersonating Myself >_>

We all know how I started- or do we? You think of me as that guy who made Sonic Mystic Machine (which, I actually did make on my own…the only thing that wasn’t really a lie). I think of myself as SC666. But we all know that story.

Continuing on…I made a bond with TurboX, who soon became an “Internet Buddy” (yes, it is lame, why do you think I want to quit?). We were talking about downraters one day…and I noticed that my game was getting rated lower by the minute. So to bring it back up, I made a multitude of extra accounts. Too ashamed to admit it, I pretended like I was IHP…and that’s how it all began.

I won’t tell you how I managed to argue with myself with one computer, but I did…as IHP I made sure that I didn’t sound like Tigerdude, and so I started that silly argument which turned out to be fun…

TurboX had to have been suspicious, and his observations have payed off. He is the smartest person out of this whole bunch, and again, I commend him for it.

Moving along now…As if IHP weren’t enough, I decided to make a “fight” where I was always the victor…trying to send out a clue that I was him, but obviously you people are too dumb to realize it. Then I added Tigergal to the mix, and I pulled that one off just as easily as IHP. How could anyone believe that that person was real? Dang, some people really are gullible.

Then Bballstar and all those others, who I really don’t have time  to mention.

I don’t know how people missed all the times that I posted like TDude1993 on my other accounts. In fact, AKH has quoted it once on his blog, somewhere.

And why did you think that speaking style and pics matter when trying to see if a person is really alternate? I don’t get it, it is stupid. The dumbest person could figure that out.

The big one…SC666. I was EVERY account he made, except a select few like Lumine*. I said everything that you thought Monpierre said.

Lastly the Truth Oracle…you all were so stupid, how do you think I would have gotten hacked? Come on now. Think about it. My password is too good to get hacked. And then his sudden change of thoughts on me? Unexplainable. I was him all along :) And yes, I had intentions of deleting this website.

My Pics and Names and…You Get the Picture (Ha, Humor)

All fake. I could have said that my name was Al Yankovich and you would have believed  me.

And those pics? Ha, like I would ever put a picture on a website like this.

Pokewhateverthatplacewas

Who said I couldn’t have done anything during that time with AKH’s blogs and forums? :)

And for the *AKH Log/yoyogames grand finale* :) I want to thank you all for being SUCH great volunteers in my little experiment. You’ve done well and I’ve finally got proof. And by now you’re all saying…wtf? I know, but this is the way it is when I do this. It’s not the first time I’ve beaten hundreds of people over their heads with stupid lies :D

Oh and btw…this isn’t over yet. I could have and may write a better post later.

The end of the AKHLog

December 18, 2008 at 12:18 pm | In Everything | 5 Comments
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Before I start, let me explain. This is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, but I’ve waited until now because it’s the best time to do what I must do [if you don't see it now, you will see it soon]. This blog has become a drain on me and my life, some days I really just haven’t had the time to write a post, but I did it anyway. I never intended for this blog to become what it has become, I originally intended for it to be a log … a collection of my thoughts. On anything. But then I got an audience, and I got carried away.

I’ve had fights, made friends, and even got myself into a little internet trouble over the past two years and 1,024 posts. I’ve had bad times, good times and even better ones and it’s an experience I’d trade for nothing and recommend to anyone.

I’m leaving the AKHLog to go back to the community I love: YoYo Games.com and the GMC. Expect to see me there from now on. Veterans of the AKHLog will know you can also find me at my good old email address akh500@hotmail.co.uk.

I’m filled with happiness as I write this post because I know it’s the right thing to do. There will be no more posts on the AKHLog after this.

And lastly, because an AKHLog post wouldn’t be an AKHLog post without a quoting session, here we go, for one last time …

… on my post “Why so Not Visiting? + The Story of darthmarus”

Zeon wrote:

“AKH,do you think that the truth oracles blog has been hacked?I mean,suddenly he takes back all he has said about tigerdude,and he hasnt made a post since 19 November!I dunno,maybe one of tiger´s friends hacked into it or something…

What do you think?”

TurboX wrote:

“AKH isn’t it obvious? most of your viewers were only ever interested in the activity between me, tigerdude1993 and truthoracle, but now since I and they have stopped, no-ones really that bothered, i mean even the old crew from yoyogames are gone, I did say this a while back, I guess I was right”

bobserge wrote:

“It could just be the season. People are probably busy getting assignments done for school or something.

- Bob”

~Cookies&Cream~ wrote:

“*yawns* Hey guys, haven’t been around for a while. *pokes AKH* Hahaha the drama fest is over hun ^^ sorries, but I left ’cause I was sick of it and had things to do, and it seems other people have too, no offence *goes back to study for her finals*. Anyways, hope you’re doing well, I still can’t believe mrsmes is still doing that OS thing, but whatever…if he succeeds I’ll be amazed.TTYL loves ^^~FF(Le Uber Yummeh Cookies C8)”

mrsmes, VOR, tigerdude, tigergal, Firefall, Pilot, LavaWave, Zeon, Ultisoft, Ultish, weenom, Dinsdale, $pecter, Bobserge, steware, dragonzrkool, Sandy, Mark Overmars, YoYoJim, ZekeGames, Nekru, Zone51, DiamondDynamite, Chris Rosenfeldt, wassimkatbey, AkmaYo, sonicguy1234, NAL, TurboX, Nailog, Holy Fruit, Alex, ragnarok, Tuntis, FredFredrickson, KC LC, Daniel Dane, benetonmovie, B&B Gaming, -wolfprogramming-, Chronic, Yourself, Damaged, NakedPaulToast, Havok, spork, Caniac, Trollsplatterer, Niik, Vlad, Yal, MelonYoshi, bbgames, Toledo88, Authentic GameWarez, aracnoX, redchu, DJDej, Quinlan Vos, quiznos00, darthmarus, diggit, gmgex, ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP, Keysle, JAk HAk, JCWman, Capt_Matt, ev149, BlaXun, Hiro, Wirodeu, KDSOFTWARE, TallGames, Power Board, IKSB, EvilWings727, MGC, 4arms, Chipmunk, ihatepenguins, George Williams, SatanChild666, in all your forms, and everyone else I’ve ever met along the way …

it’s been great, and you’ve made it great.

This is not the end.

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