the AKHLog V4

I tried to open Game Maker to work on Dragon Valor, but I got an error message and it wont open…  Any ideas how to help this?

The file XTREAMLOK.exe popped up on my taskbar when I tried to open it, and when i pressed OK in the error message, it closed…

I guess this has something to do with the registration system, I’m not sure.

I am currently starting on mine and my friends’ RPG project: Dragon Valor.

I have yet to come out with a storyline, but Dragon Valor will have a Final Fantasy-like battle engine developed by me ( I have greatly improved on my GML over the months I was away from AKHlog).

Zone51, the leader of the project, has developed a logo and I have customized it for the first version.  You can see that logo to the right.

If you have any questions, then feel free to post a comment.

Thanks,

Ultisoft

Zenostias Says:
October 31, 2009 at 6:51 am

http://www.freshbytes.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg [Fucking Epic]

D8 Seriously, stfu, both of you, stop being so god damned immature. Zeon, you’re [an] asshole, Axle, you’re being extremely over-dramatic. I mean, wooooo, he can mock you, deal. Just leave him alone and he’ll eventually get bored of the imaginary internet life he’s leading.

“Since Enox has left, I intended to become the good person of old, but no, now its not going to happen because of YOU.”
Since when does Enox affect you? Get the hell over yourself. Just because you’re still going “boohoo” over the prank he pulled doesn’t mean that you can blame that on everyone else. You want to be mature? THEN BE MATURE NOW!

I personally love this comment found on the Zeonlog from my friend Zenostatias, however, it’s got a few problems.

Axle was trying to defend everyone on DHF, including me, while at the same time throwing in some humor. He was probably being over-dramatic to get some lol’s. You also have to understand that, quite possibly, Zeon has annoyed him for quite some time now, that an event in real life angered him, and he let it all out on Zeon.

The other thing wrong with this comment was the “he’ll eventually get bored” part. He’ll never stop being annoying, no matter how long you ignore him. DHF ignored him for 2-3 months, and yet, he kept coming back. Ignoring him won’t work in this situation, and we’ve already learned that.

Also, I don’t think Zeon is leading an “imaginary internet life.” I think that, in reality, Zeon has a mental disorder and can’t help what he’s doing. You also have to take into consideration that Zeon’s family life may be terrible and the only way he can find peace is by being here. Zeon is a real person, just like all of us.

My point is, the internet isn’t the same for everyone. To some, it’s just a digital world with robotic people who don’t have feelings. It’s too bad that most come to realize that people are real here , have genuine emotions, and can be personally affected by things that happen in it, especially if that person’s only way of finding happiness is by being here.

That’s one of the main reasons why I stopped lying.

That’s right. And I’ve decided to just ignore Zeon’s lies

I may make some posts here and there, but don’t expect a lot. I’ve got a ton of other things to do.

I am announcing my leave on the AKH Log.

Zeon, read this. You WIN.

Good day.

Are you good at graphic designing?  How about getting some cash and publicity for it!
The old Game Maker logo is getting kind of bland.  So, YoYo Games has set up a new contest for designing a new Game Maker logo!

You can find more info below or at the YYG Glog post here.

Deadline for entry : 9:00 AM (GMT) on October 26, 2009

Prize : $250 and a free edition of Game Maker 8 Pro.

Filetype : high definition bitmap image (.bmp)

Minimum size : 640*480

Send to : newlogo@yoyogames.com

Other info : You must have a PayPal account to recieve $250 for prize money.  YoYo Games will recieve all rights for your logo.  Do not submit if you do not agree for this ownership.  If your logo has text, then do not have the single letters “GM”.  This is a trademark for General Motors car manufacturing company.  It is best if the logo does not have words, so the logo can be used globally.  Sandy says “I’m looking to replace them both with a single graphic that I can use in any Game Maker situation…web page, book, press release etc… I can always add the words “Game Maker” later, so I guess the answer is I’m looking more for the red ball…but I won’t be keeping the other bits !!“.

Tribute Post:

For those who lost their lives that day, we remember you, and R.I.P. To those of you who witnessed the event, never forget what happened, but to forgive those who wronged us, and the world.

Apologies to all for not posting lately. Don’t expect much, I have a lot of work to do IRL and a lot that I have to get done here for friends.

I haven’t been on here in a long time, but I just want you guys to know I will be coming here every now in then.

I am currently working with my friends on a RPG called Dragon Valor.  This will be the first RPG i have actually thought of fully making, especially because im not making it alone.

Also, check out the official UGC logo!  I am starting on the UGC website.  It is not on the internet yet, but it will be soon.

The final version of the Ultisoft Gaming Company logo.

Thanks,

Ultisoft

First up, we have the completionof Sonic Mystic Machine and the beginning of the production of Sonic Mystic Machine 2! I have finally finished fixing the error on the final boss of Sonic Mystic Machine and have also made it downloadable + instant play. Sonic Mystic Machine 2 begins production as of now, and it will take advantage of the pro edition of game maker. It will definitely be my best work yet (although Sonic Mystic Machine 1 is my only game) ;D For more, click here. It’s got my creations as well as some other cool stuff, so check it out!

Next up, we have Zeon, yet again, trying to hack. Except this time, he hired someone to do it >_> I do not have the quotes but I can easily remember what was said…Zeon ranted about how my email was hacked, and how the person he hired showed him a screenshot displaying that he did. I told him that nothing happened and that he was social engineered (the real way) by this “hacker.” Zeon responded by asking if I was the one pulling all of this. What an idiot.

How could I have been a random “hacker” that Zeon “hired” from some unknown place? It’s borderline impossible. It’s not like I would do that anyways. (PS: The hacker’s name was Sanjay. Not my name choice, sorry ;( )

In other final breaking news, we have Zeon’s picture. How did I find this? I found it. It had nothing to do with Zeon but I used my intuitive Anux Mind Powers (Copyright 2009) to find his image on google by typing in “hot girl.” This is who he really is:

YES, SLUT :> You cannot lie about who you are Zeon, even in the comments in moderation…

On the comments in moderation:

Zeon:

“*yawn* ok Enox, Ive just woken up, expect a post on the Zeonlog this afternoon, all I can say now is that Im not a girl >__> that waz a joke”

That picture says otherwise. Unless, of course, you are a transvestite. Then I really don’t know what to think >_<

Thanks for reading.

Long title, right? OMG SOUNDCLOUD I GOT IT NOW I had to rip the music off of youtube first, though, then upload to soundcloud. It’s a nifty new feature on wordpress. It’s a music player!

Sonic 2 Metropolis Metal Remix! YOU MUST LISTEN. WHILE YOU READ. IT GIVES THE POST AN EXTRA FLAVOR.

I have been banned, by Zeon, from his blog. However, he failed to ban me from the site completely; he could only take away my commenting permissions. Now, why on Earth would he do this? Let’s investigate:

On the post, SLUT :>…

Zeon:

“Dear Enox,
Due to your infringement of my request, you have been consequently banned from the Zeonlog.”

So, what was Zeon’s request? It is actually really comical. Since he does not care about hits, I won’t link to his post. However, I will provide the comments that matter:

After many problem related comments from Zeon…

Enox:

“Zeon all he had to do was access his blacklist. :l I suggest we all leave this topic and move on…” (I was being sincere about trying to keep everything under control.)

Zeon:

“Wtf, I will choose what to talk about in MY blog, OK? Also, stop commenting on my blog, like you said you would. Thank you.” (This response came after about a week of peacefulness and friendly coffee chats between us.)

Enox:

“I SUGGEST. i didn’t tell you you couldn’t. And I said i wouldn’t comment here out of anger so no. Also you would lose a considerable amount of daily hits” (You’ll see that my reasoning got me nowhere, as, in his mind, reason is absent.)

Zeon:

“Do you think I care about the hits YOU give me? Then think again.” (A hit is a hit.)

Enox:

“No, but that’s one of the benefits. Just letting you know.” (Not a smart-alecky response. I am at this point still trying to be nice.)

Zeon:

“gtfo D:<” (The predictable response.)

Enox:

“CHILL I did nothing to you in these post comments” (More reasoning on my behalf.)

Zeon:

“You did nothing in THESE post comments, but you did a good deal decieving me. Dont let me fetch the banhammer and kindly withdraw from this blog.” (This boy has serious issues. Continuously reccuring stress issues related to the Internet? That’s definitely not normal.)

Enox:

“HOW CAN YOU BE FINE ABOUT IT FOR A WEEK AND THEN GO BACK TO HATING ME?”

Zeon:

“There was not an instance in which I stopped hating you.”

And so the cycle begins again! Bring on the hate Zeon, because I can and will post about you for the fortieth time and then be nice and post hate about you for the fiftieth time! We can compare this cycle to Sonic always losing and re-finding the chaos emeralds over and over, with an occasional new gem or old gem being lost in the process. ;D

Oh you thought the Zeon news was over. Sorry about that. Reel the tape again, sigh:

This is an excerpt from the post on the Zeonlog, _____:

“Tomorrow I start school… its been an unconventional summer to say the least… four hours of maths a day(thank you very much Miss Kennedy), Enox fucking me up the ass every single moment, and the old guard (and even some people who I did not know before) becoming my enemies is something that I am not accustomed to… but after Enox’s confession everything turned upside down, at least for me. I have not enjoyed one little bit of it, except for an occasional Enox pwnage or two. Well, since I will be away from a computer from 8:45-4:00 (although I get on my PC when I wake up) it will give you guys less time to annoy me… You had your jest, now let me rest in peace.”

Enox:

“First of all you didn’t own me at all and second of all I have not done anything to you for the past few months unless you did something to me first. YOU ASK FOR BEATINGS.”

Zeon:

“Your IP has been added to the blacklist; therefore you are no longer able to comment. You had been warned on multiple occasions.”

I just love this last comment, I adore it. There are so many things I could say, but I only chose two. The first is this:  I taught him how to use the blacklist because he asked me how to ban me I gave him instructions on how to ban me from the Zeonlog, and I guess he finally figured it out. And now for my second opinion of his comment:  Zeon banned me for commenting XD What happened to your whole ideal about freedom of speech, Zeon, after I deleted a comment or two of yours from this blog? You just took away mine for comments that weren’t anywhere close to flaming. I delete one of your flames and you go ballistic ;D And now, out of nowhere, a third and bold opinion of Zeon’s comment:  Zeon acts as if I did something wrong to get banned. He is trying to make me look like the bad guy, AGAIN!

And just when you thought the Zeon news was over, think again again. I have found the reason why Zeon is so pissy all the time. Just check this topic and these posts on Flowarcade:

On the topic, basketball…

Sinister:

“It sounds like Zeon ran out of tampons”

Zeon:

“I don’t use tampons I use towels”

Hucota:

“danggggg, towels would hurt. im not even a girl and i know that would hurt lawl. but seriously zeon, leave enox alone. youre just making yourself look like an idiotic noobish jerk.” (Thanks Hucota )

Zeon:

“It hurts, Hucota. I know.”

Hucota:

“um.. how would you know? o.e”

Zeon:

“Cuz im a girl you idiot”

…

Enox:

“0:

:0

0:

:0″

OH. MY. JESUS. ZEON IS A GIRL. HIS MENSTRUAL CYCLE IS WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THIS ANGER AND HATE. Zeon, if you are a hot girl, I expect a hot sexual encounter sometime in the near future (angry sex is always the best). SLUT :>

Finally off of the topic of Zeon, Mrsmes has posted a rhyme on his Yoyo(games) Gadget profile. Why does this matter? Well, it does:

Mrsmes:

“and the smes is here to stay 1 hour each and every day.”

For moar fun, Doomkaiser has moved to a new house and has lost Internet for the time being. Will he ever return? Duh. He only moved a little ways away from where Axle lives DX

OMG JAPANESE DDNN.

…

Enox:

“LOL DDNN IN JAPAN, THERE IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY DIMENSION, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION ENOX NAMED ANUX”

Now for an explanation of the really long title and why I put extra lol at the very end of toda-

Shit I shouldn’t have titled this post that, that would be one of AKH’s comments on Yoyogames DX

So my first day of school today was terrible. Not only are we in portable buildings, but I couldn’t find the bathrooms and my friend got hit in the head by a shingle that fell of the roof. Priceless. Oh I had a headache too. And tomorrow, we blend that crap in with more crap, except it’s a bigger pile:  college crap. College + High School at the same time starts tomorrow >_< I WILL NOT SURVIVE.

Also, I have lost all of my fingers, my penis, and a few of my toes due to ConureMaster and AKH on DDNN. Completely irrelevant, but whatever.

Now enjoy listening to this awesome remix of Ice Cap Zone from Sonic 3 and Knuckles. It is slow at the beginning. IT GETS EPIC, TRUST ME. Sound Cloud is a new wordpress feature ^     ^ I will most likely take advantage of it more often in the future. I tried to take advantage of it today, but stupid me couldn’t get access to the music file. Here is a youtube video of it instead:

Thanks for reading. For one last random bit of information, Brittany Spears has trashed Amy Rose in her song “If You Seek Amy” by hitting the dancers on stage with Amy Roses’s Piko-Piko Hammer. AMY ROSE IS NOT A PSYCHOTIC POP STAR. KAY TANKS BI.

AKH has found the image that defines Sonic (I AM A SONIC FAN ASSGLASSES D:<):

Have you had enough random madness yet? I HAVE NOT.

On Yoyo(games) Gadget, I figured out the reason why Mrsmes has been grounded from the Internet. Just look at our PM’s:

Enox:

hey mrsmes, how’s life? oh and i wanted to ask, how exactly were you banned from the internet?Mrsmes:

“don’t you remember when you got banned well when mum and dad banned me it was because i attacked some one in the place i was staying at in the flat when they really wound me up, and mum and dad found out about the microsoft conspiracy, which i believe to be real.”

OMG MRSMES’S PARENTS HEARD ABOUT HIM FIGHTING AND THEN FOUND OUT THAT HE BELIEVES MICROSOFT AND BILL GATES TO BE EVIL AND MRSMES SOUNDS LESS DUMB NOW AND WHERE IS THE IN THE FLAT.

*deep breath*

For more random Yoyo(games) Gadget, I decided to post what was a feeble attempt by RobloxKirby to try to edit my story…apparently, someone didn’t play far enough into the game to UNDERSTAND some of the beginning events >_>

RobloxKirby:

“Here’s a suggestion get, how about sonic does.. something… like… “Mystic” to revive tails, then tails goes to get revenge. I personally don’t like the idea, but it is a thought…”

I think that he didn’t get that a certain machine was supposed to be mystic. Should I have been a bit clearer in the game’s title? Sonic Mystic Machine? Should I have called it Sonic Mystic Tails Dies and DOES NOT COME BACK Machine? Should ENOX HAVE RIDDEN ON A FLYING LAZOR COW AND KILLED SONIC BEFORE HE GOT TO THE MYSTIC MACHINE?

DUBJEKFKIEN ENOX ANUX

…You didn’t see that. Also, I have a question. Have you been close reading this post? If so, you would have noticed the random, unitalicized “get” in the RobloxKirby quote. Why did I do this? Answer below.

That’s all for today.

So, we’ve all been told by our parents that we should never click those ads that tell us we are the 1,000,000th visitor. They told us it was a scam. Well, they were right. However, a certain website has figured out a way to take advantages of these scams, and that website would be Prize Rebel.

They give you “credit” for clicking through scam ads and scam surveys. No, you don’t have to enter your real information to click through them. I use an address in Schnecetady, New York, which gives me an easy way to scam the scammer

There are a few drawbacks to this. IF you do not live in the US, UK, Canada, or Australia, you cannot take advantage of the scam ads. However, you can use a proxy to get by this. And I think everyone here knows, by now, how to use a proxy.

Click here to sign up for Prize Rebel. A big thanks to Zeon for showing me this awesome website!

You are probably wondering why I put Runescape in the title. Well, I have decided that I am going to make an account there in the distant future. However, I couldn’t today and I know I can’t tomorrow, as I have been very busy. I am thinking about what class I should choose and all that, and I’m also going to get Doom, Bev, and Wyverix to teach me how it all works.

I’d go look for more to blog about but I’m just too tired :I Thanks for reading.

Instead of making a lengthy thing explaining stuff that nobody cares about, my post for today will just be this. Happy Birthday Zeon. And please, if you wish to hate me, don’t try to make me flame you.

Conure Master and I have decided to bring you a guide on how to raise a noob. If you ever consider buying a noob as a pet, you should take all of these tips into consideration. Before you begin, and before you buy a noob, remember that they are untamed beasts and need to be domesticated before entering your household. They may write chat speak on your walls with crayons or threaten to hack your computers if they are not tame. Buy a noob at your own risk! Here is the guide:

1. Before you go out and buy yourself a noob, think about it thoroughly. Are you sure you are ready for this? Are you fully prepared to raise and care for a noob ? Are you financially and physically prepared ? Are you expecting any drastic changes within the next few years, such as loss of Internet connectivity ? Do you truly have time to raise a noob? Are you prepared to encounter chat speak ? Are you willing to have what it takes to be a grammar Nazi ? Be honest. Maybe now is not the best time to raise a noob. If you are 100% sure that you are ready for this big commitment, then now is the time to start your search for the perfect noob. Your noob should match your lifestyle. An active noob will not suit you if you have a slow, dial-up internet connection. Research different breeds so that you know the characteristics and traits of different breeds, which makes it much easier to make your choice on which noob is right for you. Choose wisely. It make take long time for you to find your perfect match, but remember that a little work in the beginning can save tons of work in the end. Once you have found the perfect noob for you, you are ready to move to step 2.
2. When bringing home your new noob, the first thing you need to do is to earn his e-love and e-respect. Be gentle yet firm with your noob. Let him know what chat speak is acceptable and what hacking threat isn’t as soon as you get him. Don’t wait for those bad habits to develop, avoid them in the first place ! Let the noob know that you are the leader of him and the house, and that he must follow. You can do that by making sure that he lets the humans go first through doors, feeding you and your family first, and ensuring that he walks below you on walks. The basic rule is humans before noobs. It’s not being mean to your noob, it’s like showing him the way. Just like every team needs a leader & and every Zeon needs an AKH, your noob needs you !
3. Don’t forget one of the most important ingredients of raising a good noob, leadership ! Your noob looks to you for all his needs, food, water, shelter and everything else. Remember to provide to all them. However, if he starts to develop a pseudo gay love for you like a hybrid noob, or a Zeon, abandon it on the streets before the pseudo gay feelings become irreversible.
4. Before you bring your new noob home, prepare an enclosed chat box area that has easy access to the internet and powers that make it easy to clean in case of spam. This is a measure of safety so that you can make sure the noob knows you are dominant and it also tames the nub within the noob. Don’t choose a chat room that is isolated from online activity. However, a chat room that is overflowing with online activity isn’t an ideal place either. Choose a room that the online community visits often, but isn’t too crowded. Most people choose Xat. Make sure that all your valuable bookmarked chats are off limits to your noob. If you have bookmarked chats the noob may decide to get on and ruin your internet reputation forever. Also, noone wants their noob to be on the loose around chat rooms without having online restrictions. Make sure the browser can only access one chat room and no others. This is the chat room that your noob will stay in. If you think your noob will be tempted to destroy, or investigate a way to get to other chats or your bookmarks, close the browser until your noob has learned his lesson. Make sure that your noob knows its limitations on the internet at an early stage, or else it will try to wander off into the internet where it doesn’t belong. Also, by keeping your noob in one chat, you make it easier for you to keep an eye on your noob and to make sure he doesn’t do any damage to the internet. Not only that, but it also allows you to praise him for every little thing positive and can save you a ton of work in the online community training process.
5. By the time you get your noob you should have a basic idea of the noob’s web schedule. Noobs like having things like chatting and web browsing at the same time everyday, so allow your noob to go online at roughly the same time each day. The same goes for WoW’ing and other main events of your noob’s day. But don’t make your noob’s life robotic and boring ! Force your noob to learn modern English ! Make sure your noob wakes up each morning anticipating the fun and exciting things you have planned for him ! I bet you wouldn’t want to do the exact same thing everyday, and either would your noob !
6. To raise a good noob, you need to also raise a healthy one ! Go out and search for a game system for the noob that you are comfortable with. Remember that one day you might have to trust this game system with your noob’s life. Once you have selected your game system, make sure that your noob is up-to-date with the latest gaming trends. I strongly recommend that you order your noob a magazine like Nintendo Power. Over 4,000,000 (four million) noob owners buy their noobs a gaming magazine. No matter what the game system, all noobs deserve their own gaming magazine subscription ! Keep your noob fit and healthy by playing video games with him at least once per day. If you suspect that something is wrong with your noob’s gaming system, contact your game system’s supportline. After all, it’s much better to be safe than sorry !
7. Not every noob is meant to perform tricks in movies, but every noob should learn some basic obedience, like shit, play, and cum. You never know, it just might make your noob realize its insignificance ! Make sure your noob learns his manners. No one wants a noob jumping onto them when they first set foot inside a chat room or a forum ! Teach your noob to sit when visitors come in, or when entering someone else’s chat. You’ll be surprised just how much people appreciate it !
8. Remember that a socialized noob is a good noob ! As soon as your gaming system gives your noob all his thrills and excitement, it’s time to start the socialization process ! Socializing your noob means getting him used to the internet and his fellow forum members. Familiarize him with everyday objects, events and sounds. This process takes time and patience. Slowly get your noob used to different things, like the private messaging system and reporting posts. Sounds like the Banhammer’s Whistle can frighten your noob, so introduce them to your noob slowly and associate them with pleasant things, like death, defilement or destruction. Remember everything is new to your noob and it is your job to make sure your noob gets used to these objects, events and sounds as soon and smooth as possible.
9. If you discover your noob has a behavior problem, like aggression or pseudo gay feelings, try to find out what is bothering him and why. Noobs don’t speak English, so they express what they are feeling in different ways, such as chat speak. Try to understand what he’s trying to tell you. Does he snap at you when you ask why he loves a blog master ? Maybe he is in pain because he doesn’t understand his true feelings. Try checking up on a disease called Zeon Anxiety Attacks. Does he run away whenever you bring out the Banhammer ? To ease his fear associate it with pleasant things, like death or destruction. If you can’t seem to fix his problem, or can’t find our why he is acting out, contact a noob behaviorist such as AKH (who has dealt with many noobs and is a professional at fixing noobs) before it gets worse.
10. To raise a good noob it takes patience, commitment, perseverance, money, discipline, knowledge, but most of all, LOVE. That is the number one ingredient of raising a good noob ! There’s no doubt about it, you and your noob will run into some bandwith exceeded errors and mysql errors on your journey of noob ownership through the internet, but, just keep on loving your noob, and he will love you ! However, if you noob starts to love you in a pseudo gay way, please send him to either Enox or Conure to be fixed. In some rare cases your noob will turn into a Zeon; in that instance, Enox or Conure must kill the noob before it becomes a monster.

Thanks for reading!

We interrupt this post for a look at the most important comment ever posted on Yoyogames. MRSMES IS BACK!

On Mrsmes’s yoyogames profile…

Lavawave:

“mrsmes died? he is neither posting here nor on the forums, oh well he decided to go away for good I guess “

edoc:

“where did he go?”

mrsmes:

“well actually no i was on a 1 month ban from my internet and my internet usage is restricted to 1 hour a day.”

OMG! Mrsmes was banned from the Internet! Who could have done this? Realistically, I’m betting that he was grounded by his parents or something. But if I’m correct in my unrealistic and Mrsmes like thinking, MICROSOFT FIGURED OUT THAT MRSMES WAS ONTO THEM! THEY BANNED HIM FROM USING THE INTERNET D: Well, now is the time to PM his inbox with questions, if you wanted to before. On a side note, I wonder if he still thinks that me and AKH are the same person? :I

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

It’s a gift from God. It’s the holy grail of antiviruses. It protects YOU from Zeon. I have not tried this antivirus yet, but I have a feeling that it will solve a pesky (plumber) problem that hasn’t been fixed. And that would be Zeon’s very existence.

Click here for the Zeon antivirus.

Side note: For everyone who is too stupid to realize on their own…this isn’t really going to protect you against Zeon. IDK what it even does. SO DON’T DOWNLOAD IT YOU FOOL D:

Now, if that didn’t solve your Zeon virus problem, this easy quick fix guide will have you well on your way to happiness and a new found gratitude toward your Interwebz! Please read only if you 1) Are not Zeon and 2) Don’t take things seriously.

1. Download, install and update Zeon-Virus Software.
   • There are many ‘no cost’ versions of zeonvirus software available. My personal favorite is ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATOR. You can download ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION here. For instructions on how to install ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION – go here.
2. Disconnect from any website that Zeon is on.
3. Open Internet Explorer – clear your cookies and cache, or eat the cookies if you so desire. Note that you may contract Zeon virus from the cookies if you eat them.
   • To delete cookies in IE: Tools >> Internet Options >> on the General tab choose COOKIE ASSPLODE.
   • To eat cookies in IE: Tools >> Internet Options >> on the General tab choose EAT COOKIES.
   • To delete the cache in IE: Tools >> Internet Options >> on the General tab choose…um…delete cache?
4. Restart the computer in Conure Mode.
   • For instructions on how to start a computer in Conure mode – screw off faggot.
5. OPTIONAL: If you are using Windows crap98 or Windows crapVista, disable System click click click.
   • Sometimes Zeon can hide in System click click click files in which case turning off off system click click click will kill Zeon. (Warning: If you disable System click click click you will remove all previous Xbox Live points, which means that you will no longer have the option of getting new map packs for Halo 3.)
6. Run a full dragon scan on the computer. This might take some time depending on how much the dragon has eaten beforehand. Be patient, let the dragon do it’s job. It will eat Zeon when it see’s it.
7. If you find that the ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION software is having trouble removing Zeon you might need to run AKH and figure out which emotional process is responsible for loading Zeon.
   • For instructions on how to use AKH check on the AKHlog.
   • If you are running Windows crap98 AKH was not included with the operating system. You can download a copy of AKH from this page.
8. After Zeon has been quarantined or removed, reboot the computer and connect to the Interwebz then run add more crap to my computer microsoft! - select all critical updates.

Also, I have added some tips to make sure you don’t catch the Zeon virus again. Note that you should, again, only read if you 1) Are not Zeon and 2) Don’t take things seriously.

1. Do not open emails from Zeon. He will either threaten to rape and kill you, ask you where you live, or ask you how to ban you from wordpress.
2. Stay away from questionable websites such as Zeon’s self made porn website where he extricates his balls.
3. Be careful when downloading using Zeon (Penis to Penis) file sharing software. Always scan your downloads with ENOXIFICATION ULTIMATUM INCINERATION before you open them!
4. Keep Microsoft Windows up-to-date using add more crap to my computer microsoft!.
5. Keep your anti-zeon software up-to-date and run scans periodically.
6. Run a software Firefall – you can download a Firefall and you can find out what a Firefall is by searching for Firefall on the AKHlog.
7. Do not install any software unless the source can be verified. When in doubt search for the software title on Google – you can do that here. That is the feckin’ search engine of Ireland.
8. Stop using Internet Explorer and switch to a more secure web browser, for example: MRSMES POP GOES THE BROWSER.

And how could I possibly add to this post? Have fun reading a log of mine and Zeon’s private chat today. Note that you should, again, again, only read this if you 1) ARE NOT ZEON and 2) Think everything Zeon says is hilarious.

anon1 (01:44:10 PM): how do i ban you on my blog

hitsuenox (01:44:24 PM): i don’t know the EXACT way to do it

hitsuenox (01:44:29 PM): but there is a black list somewhere

hitsuenox (01:44:41 PM): that only prevents me from commenting

hitsuenox (01:44:52 PM): i dont think you can ban someone from the website itself

anon1 (01:44:52 PM): damn

hitsuenox (01:44:56 PM): yeah :l

anon1 (01:45:04 PM): “You dont have permission”

hitsuenox (01:45:07 PM): well did you get my recent email

anon1 (01:45:11 PM): yes

anon1 (01:45:12 PM): I did

anon1 (01:45:16 PM): and I replied

hitsuenox (01:45:21 PM): k let me go see

anon1 (01:45:30 PM): dont bother

anon1 (01:45:41 PM): do us a favour bub

anon1 (01:45:49 PM): stop spamming my inbox

hitsuenox (01:45:59 PM): >:l

anon1 (01:46:26 PM): thank you

hitsuenox (01:46:53 PM): alright

anon1 (01:47:01 PM): this time i took extra care not to put all my hope on Norman

anon1 (01:47:08 PM): I knew it was you

hitsuenox (01:47:08 PM): i noticed

anon1 (01:47:23 PM): I cant believe AKH didnt tell me

hitsuenox (01:47:33 PM): why?

anon1 (01:47:38 PM): what the fuck did you do to deserver his friendship

anon1 (01:47:43 PM): ill tell ya

anon1 (01:47:47 PM): a year of lies

anon1 (01:47:57 PM): what did I do to TRY to gain his friendship?

anon1 (01:48:11 PM): ahahahhaahahaaaa

anon1 (01:48:22 PM): I hope that one day

anon1 (01:48:32 PM): you realize the error of your ways

hitsuenox (01:48:36 PM): I DO

hitsuenox (01:48:39 PM): if i didn’t

anon1 (01:48:42 PM): I fear for your mental health

hitsuenox (01:48:43 PM): i would have never confessed anything

hitsuenox (01:48:52 PM): also

anon1 (01:48:54 PM): you havent changed you little prick

hitsuenox (01:48:59 PM): AKH, i think, views that year as a joke

anon1 (01:48:59 PM): you did it again

hitsuenox (01:49:03 PM): only to you

hitsuenox (01:49:12 PM): to try to make you befriend norman who would turn out to be me

anon1 (01:49:12 PM): what do you mean

hitsuenox (01:49:19 PM): i only became norman

hitsuenox (01:49:23 PM): because of that reason

anon1 (01:49:28 PM): i knew it was you

hitsuenox (01:49:28 PM): there was noone else affected by it

anon1 (01:49:32 PM): but I played along

hitsuenox (01:49:40 PM): ok

anon1 (01:49:42 PM): so that when yo u confessed

anon1 (01:49:48 PM): I could tell everyone

anon1 (01:49:53 PM): HE HASNT CHANGED

anon1 (01:49:56 PM): HATE HIM

anon1 (01:50:04 PM): but my plans were foiled

hitsuenox (01:50:04 PM): but everyone already knew about it

hitsuenox (01:50:12 PM): EVERYONE knew that i was norman

hitsuenox (01:50:15 PM): i told them all

anon1 (01:50:19 PM): those guys would suck your dick if you asked them to

hitsuenox (01:50:20 PM): you were the only one who didn’t know

hitsuenox (01:50:23 PM): and no

anon1 (01:50:24 PM): I did know

hitsuenox (01:50:29 PM): well

hitsuenox (01:50:31 PM): you know what i mean

hitsuenox (01:50:38 PM): you were the only one who i didn’t tell directly

anon1 (01:50:41 PM): plus it gave me blog hits

anon1 (01:51:09 PM): Enox you can fuck Damian’s mom and he will be loyal to you

anon1 (01:51:11 PM): same for

anon1 (01:51:14 PM): ConureMaster

anon1 (01:51:18 PM): Axle

anon1 (01:51:27 PM): and company

anon1 (01:51:35 PM): leave them alone ffs

hitsuenox (01:51:43 PM): ffs?

anon1 (01:51:51 PM): for fucks sake you nooblet

anon1 (01:52:00 PM): also

hitsuenox (01:52:00 PM): plus i wanted to help your blog out, in a good way

hitsuenox (01:52:06 PM): but i felt bad for lying

anon1 (01:52:10 PM): stop asking to become my friend

hitsuenox (01:52:10 PM): so i confessed way too early

hitsuenox (01:52:13 PM): OK

hitsuenox (01:52:16 PM): if you dont wat that

hitsuenox (01:52:18 PM): *want

hitsuenox (01:52:19 PM): AT LEAST

hitsuenox (01:52:21 PM): AT LEAST

hitsuenox (01:52:26 PM): just be neutral

anon1 (01:52:29 PM): no

hitsuenox (01:52:35 PM): because i dont want everyone to hate you because of myself

hitsuenox (01:52:41 PM): alright then

hitsuenox (01:52:48 PM): if you dont want to be on equal footing

anon1 (01:52:49 PM): I swear eternal hatred to you

hitsuenox (01:52:55 PM): then stop talking to me!

anon1 (01:52:59 PM): heheh enox

anon1 (01:53:08 PM): you have a whole community against me

anon1 (01:53:18 PM): be proud of yourself kid

hitsuenox (01:53:22 PM): no

hitsuenox (01:53:29 PM): they hate you

anon1 (01:53:33 PM): yes

anon1 (01:53:34 PM): I know

hitsuenox (01:53:37 PM): and its not because of me

anon1 (01:53:45 PM): they only do your bidding

hitsuenox (01:53:45 PM): its because i’ve tried to be nice and you are an ass every time

hitsuenox (01:53:49 PM): AND NO

hitsuenox (01:53:52 PM): they dont

anon1 (01:53:59 PM): “hate zeon”

hitsuenox (01:54:03 PM): as you can see axle and wyverix (who is fine with me now)

anon1 (01:54:03 PM): they do ao

anon1 (01:54:13 PM): ah axle

hitsuenox (01:54:15 PM): they dont do my “bidding”

anon1 (01:54:16 PM): do not mention it

anon1 (01:54:20 PM): ah yes they do

hitsuenox (01:54:25 PM): how

anon1 (01:54:32 PM): you have corrupted their weak minds with deception

anon1 (01:54:46 PM): youre a being of pure evil

anon1 (01:54:54 PM): its not only something personal now

hitsuenox (01:55:05 PM): :l

hitsuenox (01:55:06 PM): ok

anon1 (01:55:08 PM): I dont want you to get on everyones dick

hitsuenox (01:55:10 PM): keep blogging about me

hitsuenox (01:55:14 PM): keep trash talking me

hitsuenox (01:55:18 PM): but remember this

hitsuenox (01:55:26 PM): i have the akhlog

anon1 (01:55:27 PM): it doesnt get me anywhere enox

anon1 (01:55:31 PM): ah ye

anon1 (01:55:32 PM): s

hitsuenox (01:55:33 PM): i can always trash you back

anon1 (01:55:35 PM): indeed

anon1 (01:55:39 PM): for the moment

hitsuenox (01:55:50 PM): and yet, i refuse to do so because i feel bad for you DX

anon1 (01:55:54 PM): Enox I now that you will always win

anon1 (01:56:03 PM): *know

anon1 (01:56:07 PM): Why dont I give up?

anon1 (01:56:09 PM): Tell me

hitsuenox (01:56:13 PM): i dont know

hitsuenox (01:56:16 PM): thats what i want to know

hitsuenox (01:56:28 PM): why dont you just stop with the hate

hitsuenox (01:56:29 PM): i have

anon1 (01:56:36 PM): Because you insulted everything I loved

anon1 (01:56:44 PM): It would be easier

anon1 (01:56:46 PM): to like you

anon1 (01:56:54 PM): and have your pets as friends

hitsuenox (01:57:10 PM): :l

anon1 (01:57:31 PM): but

anon1 (01:57:35 PM): still I fight on

hitsuenox (01:57:41 PM): well know that im not fighting back

anon1 (01:57:58 PM): well you can do what you want with your flock

anon1 (01:58:11 PM): but leave AKH alone

anon1 (01:58:17 PM): or I will come to your house and fuck you

hitsuenox (01:58:25 PM): first of all

hitsuenox (01:58:40 PM): thats not scary as i have a defense system

hitsuenox (01:58:42 PM): second of all

hitsuenox (01:58:49 PM): AKH is probably my best e-friend

hitsuenox (01:58:58 PM): he knows EVERYTHING about me

anon1 (01:59:04 PM): WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO DUEL MEEE

anon1 (01:59:08 PM): WHY

anon1 (01:59:15 PM): JUST WAIT UNTIL IM FUCKING 18

hitsuenox (01:59:17 PM): because i do not want to meet you in real life.

anon1 (01:59:27 PM): AND I SHALL PUT YAN END TO YOUR LIFE

hitsuenox (01:59:32 PM): by the time you are 18 i will be gone from this location

hitsuenox (01:59:47 PM): i will probably be at a new home with a wife

anon1 (01:59:50 PM): be it so

hitsuenox (01:59:56 PM): most likely, away from these communities

hitsuenox (01:59:58 PM): so

hitsuenox (02:00:01 PM): you won’t ever find me

anon1 (02:00:05 PM): ahaha

anon1 (02:00:08 PM): I will kill you

anon1 (02:00:23 PM): legaly or illega

anon1 (02:00:25 PM): ly

anon1 (02:00:41 PM): and about the wife thing

anon1 (02:00:42 PM): ugh

anon1 (02:00:45 PM): litlle enoxes

anon1 (02:00:49 PM): ugh

anon1 (02:00:51 PM): no no no

anon1 (02:00:59 PM): will the whole thing repeat itself

anon1 (02:01:14 PM): they will be just like their father

anon1 (02:01:21 PM): little masters of deception

anon1 (02:01:29 PM): I will murder them too

anon1 (02:01:50 PM): nah

anon1 (02:01:55 PM): I shall hire a hitman

hitsuenox (02:01:58 PM): zeon

anon1 (02:02:00 PM): to do it for me

hitsuenox (02:02:01 PM): stop ranting

hitsuenox (02:02:10 PM): i’ll let your imagination run wild

hitsuenox (02:02:15 PM): but stop posting it here.

anon1 (02:02:17 PM): I wish I could punch you through the screen

hitsuenox (02:02:36 PM): Ok well

anon1 (02:02:36 PM): Enox I can fuck your life up

hitsuenox (02:02:41 PM): I’m going to record thsi

hitsuenox (02:02:44 PM): *this

anon1 (02:02:45 PM): fine

hitsuenox (02:02:47 PM): and post it on the akhlog

anon1 (02:02:50 PM): good

hitsuenox (02:02:55 PM): alright?

anon1 (02:02:56 PM): good

anon1 (02:02:58 PM): yes

hitsuenox (02:02:58 PM): and show everyone

anon1 (02:03:01 PM): yes yes

hitsuenox (02:03:02 PM): hwo much of a fool you are

anon1 (02:03:04 PM): show AKH

anon1 (02:03:34 PM): I am waiting

anon1 (02:03:45 PM): I have to go soon, so get a move on

hitsuenox (02:03:56 PM): ok bai bai nubcake

hitsuenox (02:04:02 PM): burn in hell faggot

That’s basically it for today’s post. I got home after paintball, did coursework until 11, then did this post until 12:15. And now I’m off to do some other crap that doesn’t even matter. Oh and Zeon, here’s the post I promised you if you didn’t notice by now. Thanks for reading XD

I have been banned from commenting on Doomkaiser’s blog. Why, you ask? Because, heard from an anonymous source, I need to be more mature.  I have also heard that the same people who said that me insulting someone publicly was immature were trash talking me behind my back. Who is the mature one now?

For lack of news and some much needed fun, I am going to post a guide on how to fix your maturity problems. It’s a very nice list of to-do’s if you want to become mature. Yes, I edited it. Now, read!

1. Understand why you want to become ALOT more mature. Yes, you’ve read it on a thousand other ENOX articles, but the first step to changing any aspect of your lifestyle is understanding why you want to. Do you really want to, or do you think you just have to? If you don’t really want to, if you’re just being forced to by ENOX, ENOX or ENOX, or if you just think you need to but don’t really want to do it, you’ll never accomplish anything. Trying to impress your ENOX’s with your maturity is the very essence of immaturity. You need to want to become mature. Think of what will happen if you aren’t mature. Will you START A POINTLESS ARGUMENT AND FLAME WAR THAT WILL BE BLAMED ON ONE PERSON THAT DIDN’T EVEN START IT? Will you beCOME SO ABNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING THAT OTHERS WILL WANT TO COMPLETELY AVOID YOU? Will you lose YOUR MANHOOD? Think of the consequences of not being mature, and how unhappy you’ll be if faced with those consequences. If you cannot think of a reason why youwant yourself to be mature, THEN JUST KEEP BEING IMMATURE YOU USELESS FAGGOT.
2. Pick a good role model, SUCH AS DAMIAN, to follow. This could be anyone from AKH to ZEON to LAVAWAVE.
3. Read up on current issues and events ON THE AKHLOG and other legitimate sources. Don’t rely on watered-down soundbites from STEVE channels and YOUTUBE as your source of information on what’s happening in the world.
4. Pay attention to your surroundings. Be aware. Look up from THAT COMPUTER SCREEN more than 5 times per hour. Hit the Pause button on RUNESCAPE and just look at the people around you.
5. Be responsible. Pick up CONUREMASTER FROM SCHOOL. READ THE AKHLOG EVERY DAY. Don’t reuse the SAME OLD COMEBACK. Walk the DRAGON. Feed the DRAGON. Study about DRAGONS. Get a job WHERE YOU CAN FIND DRAGONS. Get more responsibilities SUCH AS CARING FOR DRAGONS.
6. Finally, stop being so concerned about being mature. Yes, I said it twice. Mature adult people don’t become mature to CALL OTHER PEOPLE IMMATURE WHEN THEY AREN’T. They do it because if they don’t, they become STUPID AND ANNOYING. Trying to impress your peers with your maturity is the very essence of immaturity.

I also came back and EDITED (OMG) this post to add some more wikiHow madness about how to be less annoying! Have it it folks, read!

1. Build self confidence AND A LEGO SOLDIER TO CARRY AROUND WITH YOU. Sometimes someone will find you annoying because you happen to YELL BAG AT RANDOM INTERVALS. You shouldn’t have to change something about yourself just because someone interprets your behavior inaccurately (presuming it is an inaccurate judgment). But other times, we can be annoying because we’re insecure AND WE GET WAY too hard. In such cases, you can examine why you do certain things and perhaps realize that the only reason you’re doing them is ERECTILE DISFUNCTION, and it’s backfiring on you!
2. Break counterproductive habits. Let’s say you’ve found that you SAY “LOL” at everyone’s jokes, even if they’re not all that funny, or perhaps you’ve gotten in the habit of laughing at inappropriate times SUCH AS WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE MOTHER HAS DIED. Maybe you started doing it subconsciously AND CONCIOUSLY because you thought being jubilant and quick to laugh made you LEET, but now all it’s doing is annoying everyone you spend time with, EVEN PEDOBEAR. Try a different approach - be genuine and be yourself AND SELL YOUR BODY TO THE NIGHT. If people find you annoying when you’re being A SLUT, then you need to find new, more accepting people to be around SUCH AS DRUG DEALERS AND ALCOHOLICS.
3. Respect boundaries AND GET OUT OF HIS BUBBLE. Everybody has boundaries – you need to learn what they are and try to avoid crossing them. Boundaries vary widely from culture to culture and even from individual to individual. MAKE SURE YOU DON’T EVER TOUCH SOMEONE IN THE NAUGHTY AREA.
   
   
   • Do not go around poking GIRLS IN THE VAGINA constantly. In fact, don’t touch them at all if they don’t like it. Of course if they grant permission, then by all means have fun, but otherwise cut it out before you start.
   • Don’t talk about people behind their backs, especially if you have not stated your issue with the person in the first place. This is especially true of those who WORSHIP YOU AS A GOD.
   • Do not impose, or appear uninvited. Try to control your emotions and not be too pushy, PUSSY. Give people space, and don’t call every single MILLISECOND. Remember, the greatest form of annoyance is repetition REPETITION REPETITION REPETITION REPETITION.
   • Do not go through people’s stuff, ESPECIALLY A WOMAN’S HANDBAG WHICH COMTAINS TAMPONS. Even if their things are not private, they may still feel violated if you touch things that are in their personal space, ESPECIALLY TAMPONS.
   • Mind your own business. Avoid butting into a SEXUAL conversation by (for example) saying, “What are you talking about? MOMMY SAID THAT BABIES CAME FROM STORKS” If you hear someone talking about something with another person, and you only catch the last sentence, leave it be.
4. Be humble. Just because you’re confident doesn’t mean you have to act like you’re better than anyone else. Don’t do or say things that might let you appear to be arrogant, like bragging about your wealth or success OR DRAGONSTONES.
   
   
   • Don’t correct bad grammar/spelling or inaccuracies of others because most people don’t like being corrected. D0N B3 UH GGRAMMARR NZAI D;
   • Don’t tell people that their beliefs are wrong. Gently and nicely mention that you disagree, AND THEN SCREAM AT THEM. Have a clear moral line and stand by it, THEN KILL THEM. For instance, all is fair until you cause harm to another person AFTER THEIR DEATH. Yours may vary, but try to make sure it’s used across the BORDER.
   • Don’t complain all the time. Remember the world does not revolve around you OR YOUR FACE. If you complain too much, others will find you depressing and avoid you. This also goes for constantly putting yourself down, which is not humble – it’s another form of self-absorption. It’s normal to feel bad once in a while, and to express your discontent, but you also need to know when to get over it and move on. DON’T BE EMO. Read up on how to be optimistic.
5. Learn to listen TO YOURSELF. Conversation is a two way street AND A ONE WAY BACK ALLEY. If you’re talking constantly, others will get frustrated and quit trying to communicate with you. As a general rule, always listen more than you speak WHEN YOU ARE IN SCHOOL. Think about what you say before you say it UNLESS IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE KING. Remember the famous quotation, “WHATS FOR DINNER?”.
6. Be conscious of your surroundings ESPECIALLY WHILE IN DHF. Be aware if you are standing in SUBFORUMS while having a conversation, standing in the middle of an area where people are trying to walk (in THE CHATROOM), or if your children are being obnoxious in PRIVATE MESSAGE FORM. Consider how your actions are likely to affect the people around you, and you will gain their DRAGONSTONES.
7. Be polite and hygienic AFTER YOU FLUSH. Don’t peek down people’s shirts for instance UNLESS SHE’S EXTREMELY BUSTY, don’t pass gas INTENTIONALLY, don’t talk about biological functions in public UNLESS YOU ARE HAVING PHONE SEX. Cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze or cough SO GERMAPHOBES DON’T DIE OF HEART ATTACKS. Take care to brush and/or floss after meals so as not inflict your breath on others BECAUSE YOU WON’T MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE WITH STANKY BREATH.
8. Learn to read facial reactions and body movements SUCH AS A RAPIST PLAYING WITH YOUR WEE WEE. Pay attention to the facial expressions and body language of those around you and work to immediately identify and stop A RAPIST FROM RAPING YOU OR A PEDOBEAR FROM RAPING YOU.
9. Don’t overcrowd. When someone’s having a bad day, don’t try to hang around them to make them feel better (unless of course they ask BUT THEY WON’T). If you were having a bad day, you wouldn’t want someone bugging you with failing attempts at pick-me-up’s. Ask if they would like your reassurance, but remember that “no” means “no”. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO SEXUAL SITUATIONS.
10. Don’t purposely annoy someone. If you are constantly repeating the same action over and over again (such as making inappropriate sounds LIKE FAPPING or pulling someone’s hair, etc.), know that this isn’t the right way of ‘getting attention’. If a person says ’stop’, that means ’stop’. If you continue without stopping, you might lose a friend that way BECAUSE THEY MAY WANT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS AFTER, so be careful.
11. Don’t try to be someone you’re not because this irritates people alot and then it may become a big problem. UNLESS YOU ARE HAVING A FANTASY.
12. Don’t argue. Most people dislike arguing. Simply state that you disagree and refrain from setting yourself up as an expert on the subject. A “know it all” stance grates on peoples’ nerves. IT MAKES THEM WANT TO THROW A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD.

In other news, DHF Jam has been pretty inactive. I will fix that soon. Also, The DHF Jam Animation has been moved to the 100th episode, as I could not change the story to the point it will be at in ten issues.

That was sarcasm.

Read this post first, then read what comes next.

I’m about to do an AKHlog post breakdown of that very post. But before, a brief description about what it was about. For the first section, it was an immature thought on opinions. The second section was a youtube video. The third section was…hell I don’t even know.

Now, for the breakdown.

“OPINIONS ARE DUMB

Lately theres been a lot of fighting going on over stupid retarded mentally handicapped assinine (ok im going overboard) things called OPINONS. Everyone has them, and you have the right to express it, but seriously, beyond expressing your opinion, STFU! Nobody cares after that and your guaranteed to piss someone off. Im usually not one to talk but im sick of members storming off and or starting flame wars because of this, so…..

STOP IT YOU STUPID BASTARDS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU IS!!!“

The simplest solution to this “opinion problem” is to get some maturity, which telling by this post, you lack. And you lack a lot of it.

But as this is problem is caused by more than one person, it means we have a lot of immature people in the community. Here is the real, best solution to the problem. Everyone needs to stop arguing over who is right, and instead, just discuss the topic at hand and gain knowledge FROM BOTH POINTS OF VIEW. Instead of saying something like “OBAMA SUCKS,” you should say, “Obama is doing something wrong” and then explain why. When you reply to something like that, you don’t say “NO OBAMA IS THE BEST STFU,” you say, “Obama is doing what is best for the country.” Also, when someone replies to you in an immature way, you should just completely ignore them, as they contribute nothing to the discussion but anger.

“GUTHIX R LOL

Video I found funny about runescape:

(Video censored for no reason at all)

Dun kill me plox.“

Nothing much to say about this part.

“AXLE HAS JOINED THE BRAWL… ER…. RUNESCAPE….

Yes. I is back into runsecape. Blame dragonz and nate. im serious. its their fault D:<

I guess I should show you my character….

This character is hella old. And for some reason runsecape is now hella fun. Saying hella is hella fun. PEACE OUT. Hella. Hell. Hellaaaaaaa. OK ITS OUT OF MY HELLA I MEAN SYSTEM. Hella. HELLA. ok im done. seriously. no more.

~Axle

~hella

~STFU ME

~no u

~hella

~you shut up too!

~Axle

~why is this post green?

~SHUT UP DAMMIT

~Axle“

This section is a disgrace to blogging DX

Well, at least the blog has posts from the Kaiser of Doom, the Great Nate, the NateKaiser, Nate! So go read it, right now ;D

That is all.

What makes a person hate you or like you? Anything from words to bodily movements and even the people you hang around can affect the way someone feels about you. But that’s in real life right? What about here, on the Internet?

I’ve discovered quite a few things that make you or break you on the Interwebz. Here’s a short list and, under each bullet, a reason why the things that we do each day here influence what people think of you:

• Grammar.

This one is a no brainer. If you talk like this, people will probably think of you as normal. h0\/\/3v3r if you type like I typed the word “however,” people will probably hate you and be annoyed by what you did. If you talk with the utmost highest standard of grammar, people will think you are a grammarnazi. AKA, prick. Also, speak in the latest version of a language, and not the version that people used hundreds of years ago. That’s a big NO-NO.

• Groupings.

Although people usually don’t consider stereotypes on the Internet, there is somewhat of a grouping system within the community. It’s usually only a split between people with common sense and people who are completely insane. On DHF, DDNN, and Flowarcade, however, there is no group distinction, as idiots and normal people get along well.

• Knowledge.

If you join a specific type of forum for a specific thing, you should know some things about that specific subject. If not, be prepared to be called either a n00b, a nub, a nubcake, a loser, or be kicked out of said forum. This also applies to topics you post in; you should actually know what you are talking about before you post.

• Truthfulness.

This is the hardest point to describe. When you join a new forum you have, basically, a Tabula Rasa (for all you uneducated folks out there, it means a blank or “clean” slate). They don’t trust in you or think you are a liar. If you want everyone in the forum to think of you as an honest person, don’t make a lot of outrageous claims. As in, don’t make your second topic “I jumped on a terrorist plane, killed the terrorists, and landed the plane in the Hudson River.” Also, don’t purposely make lies up, as it will ruin your online reputation in said community, permanently.

• Individuality.

This one is a good point for both real life and Internet life. You should never conform to what everyone else does, whether it be watching innapropriate web content or even just an online trend. Make up your own stuff and be a leader. Make others follow your lead, and you should be respected, unless what you do is just plain stupid. Don’t be a tool!

• Leadership.

If you want respect in a community, you should try to be a leader. Make something for the forum, help with fixing up the forum, or try to gain the respect to become a staff of the forum.

In other news, Nate is awesome. Nate, the Paladin of Doom, is awesome. He deserves all credit for the creation of the famous disease, Enox-O-Pox, and for the creation of Krocs.

Also, Conure Master (formerly known as Metaridley86) is creating Budgie Tragedy 4. He has released his next demo for everyone to play. If you have ever played Budge Tragedy 3, you should know how awesome and original the series is. Now, let me shut up and you do the playing:

Thanks for reading!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090819/hl_time/08599191721500

It’s a very good article. READ IT.

Also, in other news, there is a new disgrace to American football. Not only do we have OJ Simpson and Michael Vick, now, we have “Blood Bowl” and the Gobbos. What? Look:

It’s just stupid. Football mixed with fantasy. Every NERDS dream. A complete disgrace to football. And who introduced me to this atrocity?

On the topic, Bloodbowl, failfailfailfail:

Axle:

“Its an Action/RTS game disguised as a sport game. You madden nfl fans might hate it, [Oh look I got an automattic reference from the start] but I find this game awesome for its gameplay AND the humor involved in it. You should try the demo available on their site.

CLICK 2 WATCH TRAILER“

Enox:

“it’s GAY

this is a disgrace to football. football was never meant to be mixed with this crap”

Axle:

“football was never meant to be defended by crazy fanatics either but you dont hear me calling you on it.” [Fans actually have a HUGE part in football. Nerds and mystical fantasies, however, do not.]

Enox:

“wow.

football is about the game AND the fans. not about some mystical fantasy crap.” [Amen to self.]

Now, for our next bit of news, I have an announcement. I have been hinting at a DHF Jam Animation. Well, if I can learn pivot (with the help of Damian), I’ll be making DHF Jam Episode 50 animated! I’m even going to try and get voice acting from respective character owners, if they would like.

Thanks for reading!