MERRY CHRISTMAS AKHLOG

December 25, 2009 at 01:00 | In Everything | 9 Comments

MERRY CHRISTMAS AKHLOG

MERRY CHRISTMAS

FIREFALL HATES ME

December 24, 2009 at 23:43 | In Everything | 3 Comments

OR AT THE LEAST, DISLIKES ME.

LOL

IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH WHEN SHE SAID THIS:

FINE, LITTLE BITCH. I WAS HAPPY WITH YOU GONE. A WEEK MADE ME HAPPY, ETERNITY EVEN MORE.

then today this happened:

FIREFALL DISLIKES ME

GUISE, I THINK I LOST AN ARGUMENT.

WHAT DO I DO? THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

AKH OUT

The End of the Zeon Era?

December 24, 2009 at 19:09 | In Everything | 7 Comments

This morning, at 12 AM, on this beautiful Christmas Eve, Zeon has been banned from commenting on the AKHlog!

Instead of reading my usual drawn out monologue filled with minutiae, just go read AKH’s post (link above :>). It’s got the famous quoting session :O

Looks like Zeon’s days are pretty much over. The end of his era has finally come. Most likely, there will be no more posts about him, thank God.

Everyone else, have a happy Christmas Eve, and an early Merry Christmas!

~-Enox, Your Oracle of Truth-~

Edit: LET’S REVIVE THE FORUMS SHALL WE, I cleaned out the scum and spam out of boredom and I don’t want all that time (5 minutes) to go to waste :>

An Extra Christmas Present

December 24, 2009 at 01:01 | In Everything | 5 Comments
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After your 12 AKHLog Christmas presents mentioned in the last post had been written and scheduled, a certain turn of events lead to you all getting another one: a Zeon-free christmas.

And his site-wide ban is going to extend further than that.

Want to know what happened to cause this? Let’s take a look at Axle’s latest post …

… in Axle’s latest post “RIP”

Axle wrote:

“Today my cat was found, frozen stiff, in a construction site about a block from my house. He had apparently been dead a few days.

Rest in peace, Alphabet.

RIP
Alphabet

1997-2009

A good cat, friendly, and loved by all who met him.

Alphabet, AKA "Alf"

Alphabet, AKA "Alf"

~Axle”

Enox wrote:

“wow im sorry, i know how it feels to lose a close pet. :(

Daggerhog wrote:

“Dang, that sucks. Sorry about your loss. :(

siagon wrote:

“Hi there axle, thanks for inviting me to the blog should be fun, though I’ve never been on a blog before but anyways, I’m sorry to here about alphabet he was an awsome cat and it’s a shame that he was found the way he was… I know how it feels to lose pets, as you probably already know so you have my condolences…”

doomkaiser wrote:

“My god..

Im very sorry connor, I dont like dead animals… this is a tragic to me as is you”

Zeon wrote:

Haha your fucking cat died

doomkaiser wrote:

“This totally proves what kind of person you are”

“Annnd you find this funny?

Fucktard, your much worse than I first imagined

you hate people AND animals”

Zeon wrote:

No, I hate Axle’s cat, simply because it belongs to him.

Or it belonged to him.

sinister96 wrote:

“:0 zeon! >:0
Fucking alphabet died
I’m sorry for your cat axle
I wish I could find you a Christmas present”

[Zeon, it's common knowledge that sinister is nowhere near mature (he stabbed someone, for christ's sake ...) and yet he's seen here treating you as a parent to a child. And he can be seen doing this numerous times elsewhere as well. He's the same age as you. You are pathetic.]

Zeon wrote:

“Give him an e-hug”

Damian wrote:

“Zeon, I truly believe your a faggot now. Nate is right, you do hate people and animals.

Seriously you bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking heartless bastard.

I hope you die in hell.”

I wrote:

Alright that’s it Zeon, you can’t comment on the AKHLog.

I’m not going to approve any more of your comments and I’ll delete any that get through.

Vikorian wrote:

“Wow and zeon says he’s a perfect angel?

If I remember correctly, angel’s under God’s being cared for all. Living and deceased.

I believe you’re pitiful. You try so hard to make people mad, where you go to insane lengths to be an ass. Even you push it to where you make anyone look at you in disgust. I’m even questioning if a criminal could look at you as a rotten person.

If anyone wants proof you’re a complete heartless bastard it’s right here.
Good day sir, I hope hell uprises and freezes on top of you.”

Enox wrote:

“Wow.

I think that’s all I can say.

No matter if you hate someone or not…death isn’t something to spring an insult from.

You really are just a robot on the Internet…nobody with a conscience would comment with something like that.”

Pilot wrote:

““No, I hate Axle’s cat, simply because it belongs to him.”
-
You know what? I hope karma gets to slap you in the face. It’s a pain to lose something close to you. At least respect his feelings for sadness. I’m sure you wouldn’t like it if your parents died and someone at the funeral laughed at you.”

Now I (unlike a lot of people I could name here) am not one for considering animals as more important than humans, but you just don’t fucking do that.

it’s the lowest level of basic human decency.

I didn’t think people could become so oblivious to how strongly hated they are that they would act so … inhuman. Zeon’s behaviour is INHUMAN.

YOU JUST CAN’T GET AWAY WITH THIS.

Merry Christmas Everyone (Zeon isn’t included in “everyone”; obviously …).

- AKH

:)

The 12 Days of AKHLog Christmas

December 24, 2009 at 01:00 | In Everything | 4 Comments

Over the 12 Days of AKHLog Christmas a post will be made every night at midnight. in it, will be a present for you. :>

You can have the first one now. The 12 Days start today.

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

ONE OF THE AKHLOG AUTHORS IS IN THIS PICTURE. GUESS WHO! :> AND CERTAINLY DON'T LOOK AT THE URL.

Game Maker 8.0 released

December 22, 2009 at 21:31 | In Everything | 16 Comments

I was looking at YoYo Games today and I realized that GM8 has been officially released.

This is the version that has a Softwrap registration system.  YoYo Games will probably re-release the software with their own registration system.

I am remaking Dragon Valor with GM8.  I chose to make it with newer styled graphics, but the graphics may be limited because I only own the Lite edition of GM.

Thanks, Ultisoft

A Falsification of Reminiscation

December 21, 2009 at 23:23 | In Everything | 10 Comments

Today, dear AKHlog, I arrived on the Zeonlog to find that Zeon has posted quite a dandy:  A post describing his reactions to the AKHlog posts “The End of the AKHlog” and “The End of All These Lies,” A.K.A. “TEOATL.” Now, I bring this up because through his reactions we can break down his mental processes, which we can see through the post that came from  the train wreckage that apparently has occurred in his brain. I will be quoting the post for you and then giving you my opinion of it, relevant piece by relevant piece:

“I opened my mother’s laptop. The VAIO letters covered the screen, dazzling my eyes with the silver colours. A few seconds and the Windows Vista logo appeared with the characteristic sound. I double-clicked on Internet Explorer, and prepared to read the daily post at the AKHlog. What could have happened today?”

Here, we see right off the bat that Zeon HAS been heavily affected by the events of the day of TEOATL. How do I see this? Hell, look at the description of how he got on the computer!

“At first it was utter chaos. As Enox’s post was the first one, it is the one I read first. Of course, I didn’t know that at the time. I thought it was AKH. As I read deeper into the post it became evident that it had been written by the sweet, friendly tigerdude1993, in such an ironic fashion…”

Sweet? Friendly? Are you shitting me? Tigerdude1993, the alternate and fake persona, was a half-wit, stuck up jerk that hated you. Do you not remember the arguments over Tigergal? This shows us that Zeon has been creating false memories though repression of anxiety, which Frued believed to be a natural process of the brain that caused mental problems. Although I can’t say what types of memories Zeon has about the AKHlog, I know most of them are not true; it should be noted that, on multiple occasions, Zeon has made the past “happier” than it was. For instance, he states that AKH has always been his friend; however, the first mention of him was in a post about how he was a noob for not using Google.

“By now, I was dizzy. Then came the second post like a ton of bricks… the AKHlog had ended. It was all over. As I read, I understood… AKH didn’t have the time, and I had even recieved a mention. That was fine by me… but what tigerdude1993 had done… what tiger had done was malevolent. It was an attack launched on his followers… my first reaction was not to believe any of it. Tears formed in my eyes, but I was not going to let that bastard harm me. Then I thought… how do the others feel? Akmayo- he had been loyal and given him fake hits, just to help his blog and be friends with him… he had posted “This is… unbelievable” Shadow, I think it was, posted “You, sir, are one big plastic fake”… I can not remember clearly, as Enox deleted the post in an attempt to cover up his shame. And what would AKH think… oh wait, AKH hadn’t seen the post yet! I got on my Yoyogames account and sent him a private message…”

Folks, this is the most awesome part of the post…as you can see, Zeon literally CRIED when the AKHlog was “shut down” and when I revealed myself to be hiding under a false persona. And, it gets worse:  he tried not to hate me for making it. Ask yourself this. If I never would have made that post, what would things be like now? We’d still have Tigergal and Bballstar running around, arousing more suspicion, along with more IHP paintball fights that would make his existence even more controversial. I’d still be a “stuck up prick,” which was my chosen persona from the beginning, which I utterly detest now. Also, I did notice that Zeon mentioned the deletion of TEOATL…well, it was for the best, and it was done so for a reason. It is an irrelevant post that has been explained countless times. When people read it, they ignore the part at the top that explains why I posted it, and then they get details confused. The post HAD to be removed, or else more controversy would have arisen.

“When I refreshed the comments page, he had already posted. All I can remember now is his first line: *clap clap clap*. He knew better than me. He had dealt with lamers endless times, and he wasn’t going to let something like this trouble him.”

This is a disgrace. AKH was not clapping because I was a lamer; he was clapping because he enjoyed the intricate web of lies that I had set up! Or at least, so I think, to this day. Zeon forgets to mention that AKH added “GG” or “good game” to the end of his comment. I think AKH could easily explain to Zeon why!

“This was a hard blow… but what was unbelievable was that, merely days later, you forgave him and accepted him as member of the community. This was too much for me. As anyone can tell you, I just went downhill from this point. I began to lose everything I had to hate Enox, including my friends. If no one was up to it, I would take on the faggot myself. He must be punished.”

Alright now, Zeon, you’re getting too big headed. You didn’t have any friends, except for AKH. Nobody else REALLY liked you at the time; the way you act now is almost a magnification of the way you acted back then, minus the “hatred” you have for me. Also, I would like to say that nobody else cared as much as Zeon did (What I have and had believed), and that they figured I had been scamming them for quite a while. That is why I was so readily forgiven; it didn’t matter that much, and it still doesn’t. My “lies” were nothing more than child’s play on the Internet; it is very easy to “lie” as I did with a proxy and a knowledge of different personalities.

“And you, the ordinary reader, perhaps someone who has not even taken part in the history of the AKHlog, will explain “Dude, you’re over-reacting!” I’m not. Because they don’t know, YOU don’t know, what tigerdude1993 was to me. I tried to explain it to him once, why I reacted like that, and I think he understood.”

You are, and you know it. You ARE over-reacting. YOU ARE! You’re just in denial! YOU DON’T WANT TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT TIGERDUDE1993 WAS NOT REAL.

“My real life…. is shit. I barely had friends at school at that time, and I continue having idiots for parents. The internet was a whole new world for me, somewhere to escape to(I later discovered that my father could keep track of what I was doing on the internet, but not until much later). While everything around me crumbled, the internet became something that I could hang on to. But you, of course, don’t understand that, because you’re not me. If you could spend a day in my shoes, you wouldn’t like it.”

Alright, everyone. I think it’s time to clear up some of this nonsense. Even if you’re life is shit, and even IF the Internet means everything to you, how does me lying make it change? The AKHlog “dying” is what changed your E-life, not me admitting that I was lying about who I really was. Think about this, readers, and Zeon, think about it too. How does me having a certain personality change your “E-life?” It doesn’t. This is the root of all of our current problems; if Zeon realizes how UNIMPORTANT my revelation was, then he can come to realize that this “fighting” is pointless.

However, I doubt Zeon can ever figure out what I just said; see, in his mind, things happen differently. Right now, he has stored up so much anxiety over unimportant things that he is repressing his bad memories, a natural process that Freud recognized in the psychological field. As he represses, in my theory, his brain distorts his memories to take away some of that anxiety, but then makes him unable to understand the difference between real events and ones that he made up. I have also seen the use of projection; in his mind, his current scamming (which involves everything that the  ”Tigerdude1993 and the alts” scam did) is ok, because his anxiety has caused his brain to match his problems with another person. That person, unfortunately, is me.

“And even today, I know that some of you, still some of you hold a grudge, but are too ashamed to admit it, in fear of losing your friends. Thats ok, fine by me. Stay hidden away, because you will lose your friends, like I did. For those of you that will stand up (like Sinister, I admire him for that), the Zeonlog will always have a spot for you… and I will always have a spot for you in my heart.”

Nobody else holds a grudge here. The only people besides Zeon that say they do are just acting to have an excuse to try to bash me, like the infamous Cube Engine Faggots who have nothing on me. And hey…what are you standing up for? I stand up for things that are right:  Truth, Forgiveness, and Humility.

None of these, no, not one  of these traits, has Zeon ever displayed through his meaningless words.

This has been another broadcast from Enox, Your Truth Oracle and your only source for the latest news on Zeon and his goons!

~-Enox, Your Truth Oracle-~

Ultisoft Company Developement

December 21, 2009 at 17:13 | In Everything | 2 Comments

The new BETA logo of Ultisoft Company. Click image to view fullsize.

In case you are wondering, Ultisoft Company is a community-run non-profit organization similar to YoYo Games but better in many ways.  Ultisoft Company has just restarted its business, and we have decided to let the community take over what we do, and we will listen to the community and focus primarily on the community itself.  If you have any requests for Ultisoft Company, PM me (Ultisoft Software) at YoYo Games or the GMC.

This post is to show you how Ultisoft Company is doing in its development.  If you would like to help us, or to view more of this post, click the link below.

Continue reading Ultisoft Company Developement…

Zeon = Tigerdude1993 and The Equation That Proves It!

December 21, 2009 at 02:57 | In Everything | 3 Comments

Hello AKHlog readers! What a beautiful weekend we’ve had, what with all the snowstorms and blizzards along the east coast of the good ole’ USA which completely skimmed by my area! But, aside from all of that weatherly nonsense that you probably don’t even care about, I’ve got a grand pile of news that regards Zeon:  HE IS TIGERDUDE1993!

That’s right, folks. Our good old buddy Zeon has decided to encompass everything that Tigerdude1993 was:  Zeon is and has been a liar, has scammed a good bit of people, and has taught them a supposed “lesson” about the Internet. So, Zeon, the person you hated the most is the person you have become, huh? Don’t things always turn out to be quite ironic around here?

Yes, Zeon now encompasses almost every aspect of this almost fictional Tigerdude1993 character. The only thing he lacks is a snobby attitude, which he makes up for with his idiocy and terrible arguing ability. Just today, he was trying to argue random points with me the DHF chat; however, none of them were in regard to what was the current topic or discussion at hand. Multiple times, he stated “You just got pwned noob” or “Your mom.” YOUR MOM. Isn’t this what we see out of the little fourth graders who want to try to be funny? So, not only does Zeon’s latest scam show us that he is, in essence, Tigerdude1993, but he is also showing us how immature and foolish he is.

Now, Zeon wants to say that I am still “Tigerdude1993.” Yes, I must still take responsibility for choosing to be a fake person on the Internet. But really, who cares? Zeon is probably one of the FEW people who were even impacted by what I did. Anyways, I am no longer acting as the character “Tigerdude1993″ on the Internet. However, as we can see, we have a new Tigerdude1993 looming over the horizon, one that was formerly and supposedly a “saint” that preached against what he has now encompassed, AKA, Zeon. But as for me…well…call me by my true E-name…

~Enox, Your Truth Oracle-~

Zeon’s Scam – Illegal Activity?

December 20, 2009 at 05:58 | In Everything | 18 Comments

For proof purposes, I need to place his entire post right here, along with a link, in case he deletes it:

Well, I’ve already made a few bucks off the internet! (Well, it would be more accurate to say buck XD) Thats right, Zeon can make money out of… air.

QuickPost
I’ve hidden my real name for privacy. Proof that its mine? Well, look at the other tab I have open: Add New Post. That means its either my Paypal or Sini’s. XD.
So… how did I make this money? I sold the Runescape account I got here…

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2X_EJdnWp8&feature=player_embedded#)
Can you believe it? People actually fell for this! After getting a few nooby accounts, I finally got a decent one (level 58) which sold on hackforums.net (in the Runescape section) for
$1.20!
But thats not all… I have already made $0.08 using a website called Triond, $1 from Frostbux, $0.52 at Onebux, and $0.90 at a site called Neobux ( although I spent it on referrals, which will click ads for me. But I’ll get my money back with interest
:) )
So if you want to sign up for Neobux(most trusted of this sites imo) http://www.neobux.com/?r=Okawaru
Non-referral link: www.neobux.com
All you need to get payed is a Paypal account.
Have a nice day!
-Zeon

This fool is stealing the accounts of innocent Runescape players who want a free membership and selling them for his own self gain. What is this? It’s just another one of those indicators that Zeon isn’t the “saint” he claims to be. See, this proves that you can’t take things at face value; especially people. You have to go deeper and deeper into the shittiest of shit to figure out what exactly makes up a person, and I think we’ve just hit rock bottom in Zeon’s pile.

Now, folks, you may have been thinking, “OMG ZEON ACTUALLY HACKED WTF.” Well, unfortunately, this is not true; Zeon merely used a tool he likes to call SOCIAL ENGINEERING, or MANIPULATION. Wow…the same thing he claims that I used in my supposed conquest of the ever growing and forever stupid Yoyogames community is now PROVEN to be one of his main tools of deception. Is the fog finally clearing? Are we finally able to see Zeon for what he really is?

I see that Zeon is using one of what Freud believed to be a natural anxiety cure of the brain, a repressant, known as PROJECTION. In order to relieve anxiety caused by my “lying,” he attributes his main problems to me and, in his mentally inadequate mind, causes conflict with others because of it.

Not only do we finally see Zeon for what he really is with this scam, we’ve also got the opportunity to take action against him; if legal action can be taken, we may be able to do something. I have an important question for the readers:  Is there any way to take legal action against what Zeon is doing? I would appreciate if someone could answer this question.

Finally, I would like to note that my break is over, and that I am back to posting for the AKHlog.

~-Enox, Your Oracle of Truth-~

BREAKFAST

December 13, 2009 at 23:47 | In Everything | 9 Comments

I mean, break. I’m gonna take a short one from the blogs.

OMG DHF JAM THE GAME WUT

December 13, 2009 at 09:51 | In Everything | 1 Comment

New logos :D

December 13, 2009 at 02:05 | In Everything | 1 Comment

Ultisoft Co.I have been working with my newly acquired Photoshop, and I found a lot of cool tools to enchance my graphics.

A while back I designed a black Ultisoft Company logo with MSPaint.  I got Photoshop, added a blue gradient, and used some of the filters to make it look better.  I also used Photoshop to add a new slogan to the logo.  Click on the logo to view the full size .png.

I hope you guys like it :)

YoYo Games has also released the newer Game Maker logo.  I think this looks a whole lot better than the older one.

It has a cog to show the development prospect of the software, the new “smile” looks like a G, and the colors and style of the logo respect YoYo Games in a very good way.  I will let you guys decide what one is better.

Oh, and by the way!  I am starting on the Ultisoft Company website!  It might be a few weeks until its up on the web.  I find Dreamweaver a lot easier to use than pure HTML, but of course I will use HTML and CSS to make it look and feel like I didn’t make it with a WSYIWYG editor.

~Ultisoft~

DAT AKHLOG

December 10, 2009 at 09:40 | In Everything | 19 Comments

DAT AKHLOG

Final Exams?

December 9, 2009 at 21:25 | In Everything | 6 Comments

I just got the grades back for my college finals. My computer class exam was a good ole’ 95 (an “A” in the American grading system) and I got a 93 on the Psychology exam. I passed both college classes with flying colors! To top it all off, I not only scored higher than 90% of the college students, I also FINISHED before the college students, with a use of only 25 minutes of 2 hours and 30 minutes that we had :>

So yes, people, now that I have defeated this semester’s college classes, it’s time to get back to finishing DHF Jam the Game. And after that, when Christmas comes, I’ll have a tablet, and will be drawing things :O Including, of course, DHF JAM FILLERS! That brings me to this:  FOR NOW, DHF JAM WILL NOT BE DRAWN.

Along with some more random bits of news that I pulled out of my bag, I’ve got this interesting tidbit:  GLOBAL WARMING IS SUCH A DAMN LIE. Now, even if you have believed this from the beginning (like I have; I believe it’s a natural cycle), this post will “re-enlighten” you; I have some awesome findings here. FOX News of America (through Russia’s hacking, I think) has email proof of scientists telling other scientists the formula or the way to change temperature and climate statistics so that they show a trend of “global warming.” Now get this. As these charges were brought up, the scientists DENIED that the claims were true! FOX was the only station covering this AS THE UNITED NATIONS WAS BEING A DIPSHIT ORGANIZATION AND DISCUSSING THE EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING, by the way. As FOX kept delivering blows to the put-down-by-the-weather-channel-founder “global warming” theory, NBC and CNN were doing nothing. I think the government paid them or scientists bribed them to keep their mouths shut :> UNTIL. Recently, my dad was watching NBC (nation bitches club) and I noticed the main reporter talking about the global warming issue. He reported that a scientist said, and I quote, “we may have MASSAGED the statistics just a little bit, but the trends still show signs of global warming.” YOU DIPSHIT. DO YOU THINK THAT AFTER HEARING THAT YOU CHANGE STATISTICS TO PROVE YOUR THEORY THAT WE WOULD STILL BELIEVE IN THAT SAID THEORY.

More rants to come sooner than later.

Grandma’s Cheese Lyrics

December 8, 2009 at 09:40 | In Everything | 2 Comments
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Well I was searching the internet for them last night and I discovered that no one seems to have typed them up yet.

I decided I’ll be the first, the singing is very clear (although being British may help me to understand it) and having them here will be good for the blog.

For those who don’t know, Grandma’s Cheese is the latest animation released by weebls-stuff.com, a rather popular flash site, especially in Britain (the forums just ooooze Britishness :>).

Beware of the flashing lights.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Grandma%27s+Cheese/

I’ve got a cripple cow, it’s easy to milk

I moisturise it’s udders, now they feel like silk

The milk it produces goes into my cheese

it’s not that tasty, but Grandma’s easy to please

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

My cow’s in a wheelchair which has benefits

it gives easy access to her cowwy tits

We no longer let Grandma push the poor cow around

She just steals it’s wheelchair and leaves the cow on the ground

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

“You treat the cow better, than me”, Grandma claims

That’s probably true but the reason is plain

Granny’s own milk turned bitter when she was scared by a fox

Now the cheese is only linked to Gran’s name on the box

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

(Grandma’s …)

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

(Grandma’s …)

We put it in tubes ’cause it’s easy to squeeze

(Grandma’s …)

Grandma’s Cheese, Grandma’s Cheese,

(Cheese …)

Available from Tesco’s, Asda and Sainsburys

MMM, TASTY!

Bai Bai Baby DHF :>

December 8, 2009 at 01:54 | In Everything | 1 Comment

OMG ITS A FAGGOT KILL IT

BAI BAI BABY DHF :>

Dragon Valor Storyline : Ch 1

December 7, 2009 at 03:48 | In Everything | 8 Comments

I am starting the developement of the Dragon Valor storyline.  Here is chapter one.  I hope you guys like this :)   I also have made a poll for a redesign of Dragon Valor.  What style should it be?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chapter One : The Awakening

    " Where am I?
     What happened to me? "
I quickly got up.  I found myself
deep within a mystical forest.
   " Where is this place? "
I started to explore the forest.
I found many dangerous animals in
the forest, but I didn't have a
weapon to defend myself with.
I tried to evade the animals, until
I came across a traveler.
   " Hey, you! "
The traveler turned around.  "Yes," he said.
   " Can you tell me where I am? "
"We are currently deep inside a very dangerous
place.  Inside this forest lurks dangerous things
pumped with Dark energy."
   " Dark energy? "
"The energy is called Magic.  An evil wizard has
collected the Neutral Magic and has transformed
it into an evil power.  That happened many
years ago."
  " What year is it now? "
"Right now, it is 2060.  You seem confused.
Are you not from around here?"
    2060, I thought.  Before I woke up,
it was only 2010!  How am I 50 years in
the future?!

"HELP!!!"
The traveler was being attacked by a
giant wolf!  I tried defending it
with my fists, but I failed...
I lost all feeling of my body,
and everything went black...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   " Whao! "
I woke up in my room.  I saw the
clock : 10:21.  I ran to my calendar.
January 3, 2010.
     It was all a dream! I thought.
I was really relieved that it was
a dream, but it made me wonder...
What happened in the next 50 years
to make the future so horrible?
~~~~~~~~~~ END OF CHAPTER ONE ~~~~~~~~~

Double Post WTFTW

December 7, 2009 at 03:05 | In Everything | 9 Comments

First things first:

Earlier post from today

Now that that’s out of the way…I am still not quite ready to talk about global warming, as it hasn’t fully pissed me off to blog about it (yet), but I am ready to answer some questions from an old post on the one and only AKHlog.

On the post, Successful troll is succesful + EverScrollingHue:

 What is a god to you assuming a god exists?

A god , for one, has to exist. Things are way too perfect for it to have happened by chance. It had to have been created. A god must be extremely powerful, be extraterrestrial, and be immortal.

 Why do you believe money has power; assuming money has power?

Money has the power to convince anyone to do anything.

 Is there something the government is wrongly keeping from us?

There isn’t a good answer. One can only speculate as to how many secrets they really keep from us.

 Is your media truthful?

No. My main media source, FOX News, is probably the only reliable source of information from the media, but other media stations in America such as NBC and CNN are not to be trusted. Nobody but FOX talked about the global warming statistics being warped. They are the only ones who shed light on important subjects that the government bribes other news stations to steer clear of.

 What is success in life?

If one is able to sustain a family while working a job that they chose because they enjoy things related to it, then that person has achieved success.

 Are modern scientist right about their “facts”?

No. I have lost trust due to the stat editing scientists that support global warming and all its falseness.

 What are modern scientists most likely wrong about?

Global warming, cell phone radiation causing cancer, and the supposed ability to clone. Much more, but right now, I’m too annoyed to think of anything else.

 Can you be mentally affected by galactic cycles?

No. What would really affect you, the gravitational pull? Seriously >_>

 Is there any person that is better than another?

No. Say that one person is insanely rich but has a terrible personality, which causes people to hate him. Say that another person has small amounts of  money, but has a great personality, which causes people to be attracted to him. There is balance amongst us, and it makes us equal. Plus, if you add in religion, everyone is a sinner, and sinners are equal in God’s eyes, no matter how many good things you do in life.

 What is being better?

There is nothing that can make you better than someone else.

 Assume all the facts given are true. The Mayan calendar and the Chin predicted a critical event on Dec 21, 2012. The Chin and the Mayan Calendar have two very separate, different and far origins. We have telescope, satellite and other modern records of a massive object that will sweep past earth around Dec 21, 2012. Is there anything to worry about? Really?

Yes, there should be some sort of way to protect yourself during that time period. However, you should self-sustain yourself and make yourself a shelter, or sustain yourself and your close relatives and make a shelter for yourselves, because if you participate in a government safety program, you may become a puppet in the recreation of humanity.

 Is social engineering real? (Social engineering is shaping people’s life styles)

Social engineering is very much real. Peer pressure (which I consider to be related due to the description given) is starting to become a powerful tool, demonstrated in how much the cliques in school are gaining power and numbers rapidly, and changing people we once knew as intelligent, normal friends into drug addicted hippies who don’t give a shit about you. A person’s life can be changed because they want acceptance. When they gain a sense of acceptance from a group of others because of something that they were pressured into doing, they start to conform to that group’s ways, and are socially engineered in terms of the way that they now act and present themselves.

 Where is heaven, assuming there is a heaven?

My guess would be that it’s beyond our universe. We can’t ever reach it so it has to be far away.

 Have you ever sensed the presence of a species with an origin not of this planet?

Unfortunately, no.

 Do you fear anyone?

No. No one can intimidate me, and I am not afraid to tell someone like it is.

 How much does the Media influence you? (Media being commercials, television, radio, billboards)

It doesn’t. I make sure to stick to what I believe in based on personal experiences, and try to find my own answers instead of feeding off of the television.

 How were the pyramids built?

This is simple. The Egyptians weren’t simple-minded apes; they had to have had some type of pulley system to create the pyramids. It’s not like they were complete idiots. We don’t give older civilizations enough credit. Just because they lacked our technology doesn’t mean they didn’t have the same intelligence as ourselves.

 What would it take for you to believe giants are real?

I’d have to see one with my own eyes.

 How long would it take today’s technology to build a pyramid?

I don’t know, and I don’t feel like looking up anything about how much each stone weighed or how long it took the Egyptians to do it.

 Assuming we evolved into what we are now from primates, why do we only use a portion of our brain power? Wouldn’t it be more evolved of us to use 100% assuming we only use a portion of our brain?

I don’t exactly get this question :| I thought we used all of our brainpower, from what I learned in psychology.

 Assume the following facts are true. Ancient hieroglyphs depict a series of things we don’t see today; giants and flying saucers. Were these real physically during their time?

Yes, assuming these drawings were created in many different cultures across the globe around the same time.

 If we advance enough as a human species can we create flying saucers?

What would we accomplish with a flying saucer? Come on. We don’t need them.

 Given time and peace can we spread across the universe?

According to what scientists say about the universe and its length, we won’t ever make it outside of our galaxy.

 Can we meet other species if we do spread across the universe?

Anything is possible.

 How much would we welcome ourselves on their planet if they are primitive to us? If they are more advanced then us?

If they were more primitive, we would act superior and show them our technology, and teach them our ways. They’d probably treat us as gods. If they were more advanced, we would act respectful toward them and try to salvage all the technological knowhow they possessed before attempting to destroy them, in order to retain our human superiority and because of our human nature.

 Is the world decaying from all of the violence and hatred by humans?

No. Violence and hatred are natural. Until the world becomes an anarchistic wasteland due to violence and hate, it hasn’t “decayed” at all.

 Who do you want to express hatred on the most?

Any and all hypocrites.

 Assuming the Christian religion is the true religion what’s with the dinosaurs?

What a stupid question. Dinosaurs are mentioned in Job (Leviathans and Behemoths). An easy explanation for why dinosaurs went extinct is that, after the flood, when the animals were let out of the ark, the climate had changed (due to the canopy falling) and didn’t favor any of the dinosaurs. If you were wondering what the canopy was, it was supposedly the water that was suspended above the land and the skies. There was no rain before the floods; only a constant mist that covered the ground.

 Assuming the earth came from the big bang then we came from evolution and that there is no righteous god how/why would a species evolve to produce homosexuals, enjoy arts, recognize beauty?

There’s nothing to say here. There HAS to be a creator.

 How are any of these things related to the theme of “survival of the fittest”?

*facepalm* I’m not going back though these questions to answer something gay like this. The only one I remember is the dinosaur question, the alien question, and the question above this one.

 You grew up a bad kid, so your father punishes you for life. Is this fair?

I see where this came from. God punishes us with death and eternity in hell for being born into a sinful species. It’s fair, because we initiate our own sin. We choose to sin. We don’t “accidentally” sin, and if there were some type of true accident, it wouldn’t be considered a sin to God, but only to others. Also, it’s not that we are born and instantly branded as sinners; God knows that we will eventually become sinners, and thus, says that we are born sinners. How else could a baby get into heaven without asking for repentance? They obviously haven’t sinned yet. We deserve death since we chose to sin! But of course, the option to repent and gain life after death was left out of the question (or, in the question’s fashion, the boy’s punishment being lessoned if he repented for being bad).

 How long does Hell last and why do people go there?

For eternity. People go to hell if they don’t repent of their sins. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE GOD AND ADMIT TO HIM THAT YOU ARE A SINNER, TRULY BELIEVE IN JESUS, AND TRULY BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE. Many people try to say “ok i believe in jesus i believe the bible’s real i am a sinner ok im saved, well i dont feel any different,” but they don’t really mean it, and thus, it doesn’t matter.

 Assume there are flaws in the current model of earth. If I showed you a model of the earth being hollow that explains certain phenomena that we are assuming can’t be explained with the current accepted model, would you convert your ideas of earth’s structure?

No, you’d have to show me EXACTLY how you got the information and have some tangible proof before I believed you.

 What will it take for humans to be peaceful?

Humans, by nature, can never achieve peace.

 Have ET’s visited the earth?

Yes. It’s evident in many ancient locations. The Nazca lines aren’t there for no reason; unless the ancient civilizations had some type of way to fly, those lines are worthless.

 What are the cons of one world government?

HA. HA. HA. Well for one, if we had a one world government as viewed through the specs of a conspirator (such as myself), they would basically control everything that has to do with money, therefore we’d no longer have capitalism as our economic system. Secondly, we’d probably have one leader, and that leader would most likely be a power hungry dictator. Third, for all who think this government would bring about peace, well, you’re wrong. People, due to their blood thirsty natures, would still fight each other in wars. A one world government wouldn’t reduce hate between nations; although control over the nations would be handed over to one government, they’d still be able to fight each other. I’ll stop here.

 Is your educational system for everyone?

Yes, I see no reason as to why someone couldn’t learn the basics of math, reasoning, English, and science.

 Is there a better way for you to learn?

Not really.

 If you have the ability to provide for yourself and those you care for without the current system of money and it required that you live a simpler less materialistic life style, would you?

YES. If I could live perfectly by bartering and living off of the land without the constant threat of modern technology surrounding me, I would.

 Can you share your answers with your peers?

Duh. I’m not afraid to show my true colors.

 How fast will you forget these questions?

Who knows. I don’t remember questions, I remember my answers.

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That is all for today :O

“All that PTC business” Without A Person Trying to Steal Half Yo Monay

December 7, 2009 at 00:51 | In Everything | 3 Comments

Yes, the title goes to Zeon. He has recently shown me, by indirect means, a website that goes by the name of Frostbux, a pay to click site. Now, I haven’t tried it myself, but I’ve heard that it pays out 1 cent an ad. If someone clicks your referral link to sign up, though, you get extra cash (half a penny) for each ad they click. Zeon wants you to follow his referral link so that he can milk your ONE PENNY of profit. I’d rather you go to the website yourself, get your own account, and make your own pennies, instead of giving Zeon the amount of half yo monay dat ya earn mon.

Frostbux

–Enox

PS: I haven’t really said much about the global warming scandal around here, I may make a post about it soon. Oh, and, I already knew it was fake before this revelation occurred.

EDIT: I’ve checked the site officially, and you would have to click 200 ads and view each for 30 seconds to get 1 dollar because of the 50% fee charge that accompanies a transaction. Don’t go there, period, unless you have a LOT of time on your hands (100 minutes for a dollar)

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