I have raped zeon, but nobody needs to talk about it.

Lookin’ for relief in your miserable life?
You need some rock and roll,
And you better get it right.
Got to roll them bones,
Do everything they say.
If you’re cool and you’re the fool,
Make me work every day.

ROCK OUT, do it quick,
My, my, my, let it rip,
ROCK OUT, feeling good,
Break your heart, shake your blood!
Continue reading Probot – Shake Your Blood…

LOL I DONE SAW SOME SHITHEADS (alliteration) MAKIN’ FUN OF MAH POST SO I DECIDED TO RECLAIM MY FAME BITCH NUGGET SUPREMES :>

Let’s start off with some hackforums culture analysis, shall we?

Hackforums Part Get

For this piece of today’s fail post, I decided to look into the inner workings of Hackforums. For obvious reasons I have not included the link. Oh and for more obvious reasons I have not stated that the website address is not www.hackforums.net. Also, I have not stated why we’re looking into this, and it’s most certainly not Zeon’s “tea room.” (and yes, this tea room is referring to the 70’s, in which “tea rooms” were places where faggots could anonymously hook up and fuck each other in public)

I’m kidding.

Today’s post is about OUR GLORIOUS CREATION, THE MUTATED ANIMAL THAT CAME FROM OUR TRANSMUTATION OF LYING, SHITBLOGGING, AND YOYOFUCKING, ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

And I’ve caught him doing exactly what he says is wrong with me. ZEON, LORD PROTECTOR, HAS USED SOCIAL ENGINEERING ON OMEGLE! According to himself. As we all know, Omegle is a place where you can anonymously chat with anyone it hooks you up with. “Social Engineering” here is so simple that even a caveman could do it. SAVING YOU 15% OR MORE ON CAR INS- I mean, yeah. ANYONE can do what he did (you’ll see).

I think Zeon is trying to become what Tigerdude1993 was, but I don’t see why. Why become what you despise so much? For attention (he’s getting it now)? For “infamy?” For cow? We may never know. However, from this and past actions by Zeon, we see how hypocritical he really is. Before he murders me, he should murder himself for what he’s done; he’s now a “fallen angel,” and he’s ON THE LOOSE. SO PROTECT YOUR BAGS. THAT IS ALL.

Here is Zeon’s failed attempt at becoming me, straight from hackforums (hacking ur life since :U):

On Zeon’s Failtopic, Social Engipwned!

“[Y]ou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m va
You: 17 f canada
Stranger: cool
Stranger: wat are you up to tonight?
You: nothing much
You: pretty bored
Stranger: yaahh?
You: u wanna exchange pics?
Stranger: sure
You: http://www.multiupload.com/YNW4RGH7DY
You: ive got slideshows and such
Stranger: cool
Stranger: theyre loading now
You: so u downloaded them? now you gotta send me yours
Stranger: i cant get them to open
You: why not
Stranger: i dont know
You: what does it say
Stranger: which is the best to download from
You: rapidshare
You: which one did you download them off?
Stranger: the first one
Stranger: im tryin rapid share now
You: ok
You: soooo how did it go
Stranger: it says i downloade them but icant open anyfile
You: hmmm
You: have you tried to put it on your desktop
You: and then double click
You: do you get an error or something
Stranger: they just automatically download
Stranger: then it goes away
You: hmmmmmm
You: it doesnt let you open the file?
You: hang on which browser are you using
Stranger: internet explorer
You: ooooh
You: do you have another browser
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: I see the problem
Stranger: ……
You: the problem is
You: that youre downloading them
You: but then you cant find the file
You: try the search function
You: search for cindy
You: and then just open it
Stranger: nothingis found
You: hmmmmmmmm
You: when you download it
You: can you save it to your desktop?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: HI
Stranger: YOU first
You: ok
You: just turned 15
You: female
You: canada
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i’m 22
Stranger: male
Stranger: and korea.
You: can you help me
You: IVe got a problem
Stranger: what’s problem?

You: well
You: my breasts hurt
You: theyve gone red
You: can you inspect them to see if theyre ok?
Stranger: R u kidding me?>
You: no
You: im serious
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: look do you wanna help me or not
Stranger: red….
Stranger: can you show the picture?
You: yeah
Stranger: about that
You: wait while i upload it
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok
You: ok here is the lnk
You: http://www.multiupload.com/YNW4RGH7DY
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it’s alittle slow
You: doesnt matter i have time
Stranger: so are you student?
You: yeah
Stranger: high school?
You: yup
You: Ackh Plateau High School
Stranger: hmmm
You: its a nice place
You: but you have to study a lot
Stranger: why do you think so
You: well everythings new and such
You: clean
You: and nice views
Stranger: got it
You: ok
Stranger: i want to go there
You: you got the file?
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: it’s so
Stranger: slow
You: how much left?
Stranger: cause
Stranger: we are so distnace [LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ]
You: well I have all day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.”

Zeon’s attempt was a failure, because all he did was get a random person to download whatever file that was. I wouldn’t doubt that it has something to do with keylogging :> Just a hunch from a not-hackerhacker. Anyways. Here are sample from this one hackforums fag and then are my response:

Sejon:

“I ROFL’D @ the red breasts part!

+, the title of this thread is WIN.”

[I rolling on the floor laughing'd]

Enox:

“I’m so impressed. You went on Omegle (http://www.omegle.com), which is completely anonymous, and “fooled” someone into thinking you were a girl.

Congrats.

This is like trying to pass fools gold off for the real thing >_>”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! (?) FOR A LIMITED TIAM, YOU CAN ALSO GET ZEON V2 FOR HALF THE PRICE OF ONE! IT’S A FAIL/FAIL DEAL!

On the post, Vuln Site? (in which Zeon tries to get people to tell him if DHF is vulnerable to SQL Injection or any other types of hacking)

Zeon:

“Is this site vulnerable http://forums.dragon-hill.net/“

…

Dragonz:

“Roffffffflllleee

You’re trying to get dhf AGAIN XD
Guys this kid is a noob like you wouldn’t believe, he came here like 3 or 4 times to try and hack this same site demanding someone to do it for him. Probably cause he’s too stupid to figure out how to use google.

Old news is old tard, we don’t even use the site anymore I can’t believe you’re still all big and tough and going to “hack” a dead place. (Which is really having some other poor soul from here do all the work so they can have their name in your sig and “be famous”)”

Enox:

“yes, i come from this “dragon hill” place too. the kid (zeon) hired someone to hack my yahoo email address (and failed, one because the kid scammed him and two because i don’t use the yahoo one anymore), he tried to get someone to hack ddnn (another forum related to dhf), and he tried to get someone to hack dhf many times before this. he’s got some mental disability, i think, because his reality is way off of what reality actually is (he recalls quotes that never existed or altars those that he remembers). oh and this internet life: it’s his only life. apparently.

ugh.

and all of this, and everything mentioned above, is because i LIED over the internet about my identity. ridiculous.”

Full Metal King (epic name, FULL METAL ALCHEMIST):

“Yeah, I’m sure he’s a “noob” (I hate that word) to hacking like both of you are and probably has some internal issues he needs to work out, but that’s all irrelevant, really. Unfortunately for you guys, most people here don’t care about how and why someone hacks your site and, while I don’t think he’ll ever be successful, if he is successful due to the help from people here, that’s your problem. Your posts are pointless. Fortunately for you guys, people who come here just to learn “how to hack <insert site here>” don’t get very far and, if you’re running a good program, there aren’t too many people here that would be able to find some sort of 0-day exploit for your web app (if you people even know what that means) so you’re probably fine.

If you’re concerned, just follow his posts and threads like you’ve been doing. The best solution, however, is for you guys to just fuckin talk it out. It would save everyone a lot of wasted time and energy.”

Enox:

“We’ve tried all of this. We THINK the kid’s insane DX We have tried “talking it out” for about…2 years now? And the kid still wants to murder some of us, and I mean it literally, because I practiced “social engineering” on a place for a year.

Yes I ADMIT to having about 0.00000000000000001 bits of knowledge in the field of hacking, lol, I don’t want to hack. Not my best interest.”

Dragonz:

“To be very honest I’m not concerned in any way at all. No matter what anyone does it takes me all but 5 minutes to tell someone to get the site back, and depending how long it takes them maybe only a day or so for it to actually be back (Worst case scenario).

It’s the point we’ve told him 20,000 times that he can’t hack, hacking this site of all is retarded, and that enox is not a “demon with claws of deception and zeon is the holy angel” (Im serious he’s posted sentences like that before).

Thank you for your post however, a lil reassuring to know as for chances of something actually happening. And like enox I admit to knowing nothing about hacking lol.”

LOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLO- whoops, wrong field. Anyways, Zeon, I wanna give a shout out to you, my brother, MY NIGGAAAA-… :l Sorry again, people. I’ve had too much caffeine. Zeon, stop trying to be like Tigerdude1993 if you still want “revenge” for what I did. That makes 0 sense.

AND NOW A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:  LISTEN UP CHILDREN, THIS ONE ES MUY IMPORTANTE. Remember kids, Zeon’s blog is classified as restricted airspace, so don’t be flying any espionage planes around that area. For one, the stuff in that place is shit, and two, we don’t need to give him hits to feed his self-made ego. THANKS FOR LISTENIN’

And, for shits and giggles, here’s a jolly good quote:  ”It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.”

-ENOX IS BACK WHOOP-

QUICK EDIT: I DON DECIDED TO GO AND TO TO STAY ON HACKFORUMS AND LEARN THE TRADE OF HACKING, WELL LET’S SEE HOW THIS GOES :>

FUCK

SEE THAT? GAY. :>

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Seems like everyone’s given up on the ‘ole blogs these days. And hey, what’s the point of posting if you don’t have an audience? Is it time to give up hope that something big will ever grace the presence of our shit filled e-lives ever again, that will cause for a shift of power to the novelty news-type blogs? Or will nothing ever amount to that game-changing performance we so desperately need? For now, I say that the blogging days will never come back.

But whenever I say things of this nature, I jinx myself. And, hopefully, I just jinxed myself.

-Enox:  Such Arrogance, Such Puberty, Such Shit-

I HAD an idea for some creative way of posting here, but I just lost it.

RESORT TO RANDOM GO

DHF has been receiving an influx of members sporting the avatar of a woman with the name “Lady Admin.” They are spam bots aiming their targets at the members, trying to get us to download fake virus software. It’s a lame attempt, but nonetheless…DHF isn’t popular enough to have these. So, I ask, why are we getting them? Simple. Someone is planning this.

Anyways.

I learned about this guy named Rousseau in my Western Civilization class in college today. He was one of those bastards who devised the original plans for communism, way back in the 16th century. He believed in human values being corrupted by civilization, and said that humans should strive to go back to nature. But…He also wanted all humans to either like working towards a greater good, or to be forced to working towards it. Sounds pretty good though, ON PAPER. None of this would ever work, because 1) We enjoy our luxuries and 2) We are selfish by nature. Hell, I wouldn’t be giving up my paycheck for the “greater good” if we had that political philosophy here. Anyhow, what is this greater good?

Sorry, I had to let out that rant.

And now, it’s time for the report on my current Mabinogi Sickness Level! At this second, I’m still not suffering from not being able to play it, which is a good sign. If I make it through a weak, I’ll be awarded a special prize by Pilot, so I’m pretty excited :>

Well, looks like its time to go. I’ll leave you with a song:

BAI BAI NUBS I WISH YOU A MARRO HORREH

I’M GOING TO HALF-LIE HERE

I AM DONE WITH AKHLOG AND MABINOGI AND DHF AND BOWLING

OK I GAVE UP BOWLING WHEN I WAS 8

AND I GAVE UP MABI FOR THE WEEK

BUT IM STAYING AT THE AKHLOG AND DHF OF COURSE :>

there really needs to be a post here so i guess i’ll do it tomorrow D:

I came across a link to DDNN exactly how it was when it assploded, everyone who doesn’t believe me visit there: http://ddnn-team.forumotion.com/forum.htm.

BEST SONG EVAR :> THAT CANE TRICK HE DOES IS SO EPIC

MY MUSIC GENRES NOW  CONSIST OF WHATEVER RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE IS (Grunge?), HARD ROCK, CLASSIC ROCK, 30′S-50′S MUSIC (Big Band?), ANIME OPENINGS/ENDINGS, AND ALTERNATIVE HAR HAR

^^

ALSO I DONE FOUND AN ISSUE 100 ON DHF JAM WTFGDH YES, EPISODE 100 IS UP, IT’S EXTRA LONG AND HARD IN HONOR OF THE SEARCH FOR DAMIAN’S PENIS PLEASE GO AND CHECK IT PLOX, PLOX, PLOX :>

-ENOX YOUR DICKTATOR-

The new SA3: TRoC Beta logo by me.

Some of you may recall the first game I ever made.

First made with my customized version of the Sonic Z engine, Sonic Adventure 3: The Return of Chaos was never outside it’s beta stage.

When I had Game Maker 6.1 Registered, I made it using the Revival engine, but I came across bugs that I did not know how to fix back then.

My computer that had GM6.1 Reg crashed, and I lost the program.

BUT, I got Game Maker 8.0 Pro, and I am reopening the project using the Revival engine yet again! I have fixed all bugs, and I am even adding cool stuff.

Gameplay image of a test level

CURRENT FEATURES:

• 360-degree movement
• Light dash
• Sonic 3 shields
• Invincibility and speed-shoes
• 3-D Chao Garden :O (Chao AI programmed by me )
• Very fast-paced huge levels
  

  3-D Chao Garden

• One enemy

FEATURES TO COME:

• Homing attack (maybe)
• More enemies (AI programmed by me)
• More SPEED
• and more, once I think about it

While it’s under development, check out the logo and screenshots

-Ultisoft

ZEON I CHALLENGE YOU TO IRL PVP WITH MY DUAL WIELDED DAGGERSES:

Yes, guys:  Those are my favorite pocket knives. The one by my phone has a confederate painting on it, while the one in my other hand is a regular but awesome Winchester. SO ZEON YOU UP FOR THE CHALLENGE FAGHARTX?

:>

In other, more serious news…

Apparently, a Yoyogames member named Dixee was killed by a drunk driver. Although I never knew this person (and I doubt any of us did), may she rest in peace.

I’ll end it with that.

I HAVE HEARD THIS TWICE TODAY

NO IT ISN’T

NO POSTS IN 3 DAYS OMG

:l

AKH OUT